One Golden Ticket Left

Hello Funny One here again. It’s so good to be back. I’ve done another funny one cartoon. There is only one ticket left now. Also I did more of my rewrite. I’m really enjoying that. I can’t wait to start on the follow-up book.

#105 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 5
funnyone - funny one and the chocolate factory part 5

The four of the five golden tickets have been found by Louis in France, Angelica from Sweden, Dudley from Albania and Dieter from Germany. Who will win the fifth ticket? What do you mean you already know? Because the title is Funny One And The Chocolate Factory. Ok, To see if I win it then you can return to my blog. Well anyways I’ll finish here for tonight. I’ll be back tomorrow.

1st Golden Ticket Found

Hello Funny One here. I did a bit more of my rewriting today. Not as much as I would like to have done but still better than done. I’ve done part three of my cartoon. I’m not sure if it’s any good or not. Well you can decide. Here it is.

#103 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 3
funnyone - funny one and the chocolate factory part 3

The first golden ticket has ben found by Louis in Paris, France. There are still four more tickets. I may still win one yet.

Funny One Wears Devastee

Hello Funny One here. I’ve done the last part to Funny One On A Ledge. I hope it’s good. Here it is, Enjoy.

#77 Funny One On A Ledge Part 3

funnyone - funny one on a ledge part3

As it’s now fashion week in France I thought I’d draw myself in some of the clothes. Hehehehehe! It’s the closest I may get to wearing designer clothes. Well Anyways here are some of the clothes I like the look of.

Veronique Branquinho
Check out the fall 2013 collection here.
http://www.style.com/fashionshows/review/F2013RTW-VERBRHO

funnyone - veronique branquinho

funnyone - veronique branquinho fall collection

Guy Laroche
here are some links to check out.
http://www.style.com/fashionshows/review/F2013RTW-GLAROCHE
http://www.guylaroche.com/

funnyone - guy laroche

Devastee
check out the fall collection here.
http://www.elle.com/runway/ready-to-wear/fall-2013-rtw/devastee/collection/#slide-1

funnyone - devastee

pongologue

Hello Funny One here. Lassie felt up kids. Pal the male dog who played the bitch lassie in “Lassie come home” is at the center of sexual assault claims. For legal reasons we can’t use their names. An old woman claims he touched her up as a child, “he put his paw on me. It lingered there for too long. At the time I didn’t think anything of it but when I think back to it he was lusting after me. the way he looked at me with his tongue hanging out. It wasnt natural.” An old man also claims to be the victim of the sex fiend. “He sniffed and liked my wiener. He wanted to have sex with me.” An investigation is going on and many more people are coming forward to accuse the dog, they’ll also get the big compensation money.

Brad Pitt is advertising  the Chanel No5 perfume. In the advert he does a monologue. I don’t get it. Why a man advertising a womans perfume. From Marilyn Monroe, Nicole Kidman and Audrey Tautou to Brad Pitt. I thought Chanel would have made a better choice, no offence. I think that Angelina Jolie would have been a better choice. She’s glamorous and a talented actress.

Movie Review – Intouchables

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my mom and sister to see the movie “Intouchables” It’s a french movie  directed by Olivier Nakache and Éric Toledano. It’s the second biggest box office hit in France, just behind the 2008 film Welcome to the sticks. Philippe, a wealthy quadriplegic man living in a mansion in Paris, requires a live-in carer. Driss, a young and poor man from the ghettos turns up for an interview, but  isn’t really looking to get the job. However, to his surprise, he gets the job. The two men then develop a close friendship. Ther movie is very funny.  There are so many funny scenes like when Driss is dancing at the birthday party, they go to see an opera and Driss laughs because a man is dressed up like a tree and was singing in german. I would give this movie 5 stars.

*****

40-Love to Rhode Island

Hello, Funny One here. Me and my sister went to the cinema to See the movie “Diary of a wimpy kid – Dog Days” again. We’ve seen it four times now! It’s a really funny movie. It’s so funny when Rodrick gets his “man kiss.” Hehehehe!

I heard on the news that there is a storm heading for Louisiana, America. I hope there will be no major damage.

Today’s state is Rhode Island. The picture is of me playing tennis. There is an International Tennis Hall & Fame museum, which explains the entire history of the sport, dating way back to the 12th Century through to today and all of that is chronicled within its 18 galleries. The Museum has more than 20,000 square feet of interactive exhibits, momentous videos and popular memorabilia of tennis champions of the past and the present. The permanent museum has over 16,000 objects. You’ll love it!

I’m hungry now, so I’ll just look up some places to eat in Rhode Island. The La Creperie is the place to find the best crêpes this side of Paris. Enjoy there “all natural and delicious crêpes, smoothies and wraps” in their cafe setting. Mmmmm Crêpes. The Taste of India Restaurant is definitely the place to go if you’re seeking some spiritual enlightenment in the form of a yummy curry and a beer. Mmmmm curry and beer.

As Rhode Island has a water boundary, what are some fun sea stuff? The Biomes Marine Biology Center is New England’s only private marine education facility and the largest aquarium in Rhode Island. It provides hands-on marine biology programs; The Herreshoff Marine Museum borders Narragansett Bay, in Bristol, Rhode Island. It’s one of the nation’s most important historic maritime treasures. They regularly host classic yacht regattas, sponsor symposia on classic yacht design and restoration, and operate an outstanding sailing school for youth and adults; The Museum of Yachting preserves the culture and heritage of yachting. It’s located on one of the most beautiful seaside locations in New England. Yacht to visit!

The Holocaust Education and Resource Center of Rhode Island serves to bear witness to the Holocaust and to honor those who perished. They strive to “reduce the prejudice against all minorities by teaching our community, especially its youth, about the experience of the Jews, and of the suffering of other people because of bigotry.”

I Wanna Pizza The Action!

Hello, I’m back! Last night I said I was going to watch the movie “A Cat In Paris”, Well, I gotta say it’s a good movie. It’s a French animation movie set in Paris. It’s about this cat has that leads a secret life by assisting a cat burglar. His owner Zoe, a young girl, is in trouble and they have to rescue her. I’m not sure if i described it well or not. It is really a good movie!

Today’s state is Connecticut.The picture is of me in the Mystic Pizza. The Mystic Pizza became famous because of the Julia Roberts Movie of the same name “Mystic Pizza”. I’m going to talk food and drink first. The Mystic Pizza – go there if you want yummy pizzas. Mmmmm pizza. The Mystic Drawbridge Ice Cream is where they make amazingly delicious homemade ice cream. Mmmmm ice cream. They have so many delicious flavors: Pure Vanilla, Chocolate Truffle, Kona Coffee, Vanilla Chocolate Chunk, Oreo Cream, Café Mocha Chunk, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Mint Chocolate Chunk, Vermont Maple Nut, White Pistachio, Toasted Almond, Buttered Pecan, Jamaican Me Nutty, Fresh Fruit Strawberry, Southern Peach, Barbados Rum N’ Raisin, Black Raspberry, Creamy Coconut, Ginger Spice, Pumpkin Pie, Mystic Mud, Kahlua Mocha Fudge, Chocolate Peanut Butter Reese’s, Chocolate Chambord, Lemon Chocolate Kiss, Sticky Fractured Finger, Black Forest, Chocolate Mint Oreo and Mystic Turtle. I wonder what Mystic Turtle tastes like.  But I would love to eat them all. Mmmmmm ice cream. There’s also the Connecticut Beer Trail. Mmmmm beer. If you want a relaxing afternoon, then you can take a few days to explore the Connecticut Beer Trail. Connecticut is home to some of the best breweries in America! The Beer Trail focuses on the high quality and the creative diversity of fresh, hand-crafted, locally brewed beer, linking together some of the best breweries in the nation. There are a wide range of award-winning breweries and brew pubs throughout the state, so if you’re looking for great ale, chances are it is here! Bottoms up! Also, there is a Connecticut Wine Trail. Mmmmm wine. Follow the trail of the vine through some of the most scenic towns in Connecticut. They have an amazing collection of twenty-four vineyards, each ready to welcome you with hospitality and excellent award-winning wines. The trail is split into two sections, the East and the West.

Museum lovers, why not visit these interesting ones: The Mystic Seaport: The Museum of America and the Sea™ Great if you have a love for the sea and all things maritime. The Essex Steam Train and Riverboat, where you can enjoy an amazing sightseeing journey through the River Valley in Connecticut. Plus, there’s a trash museum Yes, really! And, no, it’s not dedicated to Justin Bieber. It’s all about recycling.

Another cool place to check out is the Old New-Gate Prison & Copper Mine. The prison was first a copper mine and opened in 1705. It is believed to be the first copper mine in America. But unfortunately the museum and grounds are closed for restoration at the minute. They will open again some time in May 2013. The Simon Lake’s Explorer Submarine is where you can see The Explorer, a submarine that was completed in 1936 and was the last boat built by the pioneering submarine designer and builder, Simon Lake. The Explorer was intended only for research and salvage and was linked to a mother ship for air and power.

The weather is really bad. It’s raining very heavily and there’s thunder as well. I would hate to be out there. Anyways, tonight I’m going to watch the movie “Hot Rod.” on the TV. I love this movie! Andy Samberg is so funny. There is no one funnier than him!

Image