Hello Funny One here.Today I just watched some movies, Hot Rod, Command performance, Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 2 and 3. I also did another funny one cartoon. So, he’s a spy. He’s taken me out for dinner. He’s got a note. What’s on it.Who is it from? Will I stop boring people? To find out, come back tomorrow. I’ll finish here for now.
Hello Funny One here. I just discovered the Bastarde books. Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette: On the Road in Real Rural France and Son of Serge Bastarde: Mayhem in the Antiques Markets of Rural France. The first book, Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette, John, who moves to France to start up as an antiques dealer, but he doesn’t count on meeting Serge Bastarde. The lovable rogue and brocanteur (secondhand goods dealer) offers to teach John the tricks of the trade in return for help in a series of corrupt schemes. As the pair travel through markets and farmhouses, they con hearty lunches from old peasants and get into scrapes with priceless collectibles. The book is filled with eccentric characters and unlikely adventures, this is a hilarious romp through the real rural France. The son of Serge Bastarde is about John’s unscrupulous yet affable partner in crime, Serge Bastarde, marries and moves to Martinique. But, like a bad penny, Serge returns, his personal life in ruins. What follows is a chaotic adventure which sees John being coerced into striking deals with the Romanian ‘mafia¡’, re-roofing a huge Basque house and getting trapped in a skip in the dead of night, while Serge rides an emotional roller coaster. Serge may be as fake as some of his antiques but, with John’s help, he eventually strikes gold in this laugh-out-loud romp. It makes me wonder if there are any other good funny books out there. I wouldn’t mind knowing. What are the funniest books? Well I love the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid series. So funny. Captain Underpants. George and Harold hypnotize their headteacher and accidentally create the greatest superhero in the history of their school — Captain Underpants! His real identity is so super secret that even HE doesn’t know who he is… but he’s fighting for truth, justice, and all things pre-shrunk and cottony!! Captain Underpants has wedgie-power on his side, and he’s coming your way! Super Diaper Baby is also super funny. A man is turned into a poo. I don’t know whats more funny than that? The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists is also a great book. It’s 1837, and the luxuriantly bearded Pirate Captain and his pirate crew, life on the high seas has gotten a little dull. They get bored and decide it’s time fort another adventure. A surprisingly successful boat raid leads them to the young Charles Darwin, in desperate need of their help. The pirates go to London in a bid to save the scientist from the evil machinations of an evil Bishop. I loved the movie. In the movie the Queen of England is in it instead of the evil bishop. Also another funny book is “The Twits” by Roald Dahl. Mr and Mrs Twit are extremely mean, so the Muggle-Wump monkeys and the Roly-Poly bird hatch a clever plan to give them just the horrifying surprise they deserve! J K Rowling’s new novel “The Casual Vacancy” is a dark comedy. I haven’t read it but I’ll be reading it soon. What are the funniest books? If anyone knows of any good humor books then I would love to know about them. Anyways, I thought as I’m writing about funny books I thought I would turn myself into a wimpy kid character. I also turned Andy Samberg into one too. Hehehehe!
Hello, It’s the Funny One here. Today me and my sister went to the cinema and saw the movie “Diary Of A Wimpy Kid – Dog Days” again. We’ve seen it five times now. I also got my hands on Rocky’s Six pack!!! I bought a six-pack of the Rocky movies. I’m going to watch them tomorrow. Can’t wait! Today’s state is Massachusetts. I’m in a lot of cranberries! There’s an Ocean Spray Cranberry World in Massachusetts. If you go on a trip to the visitor center, you will find out all about cranberries. There are many exhibits, interactive displays and lots of very interesting facts. Apparently outside there is a cranberry bog!
The Basketball Hall Of Fame has more than 40,000 square feet of basketball history. It’s an appropriate shrine to the game Dr. Naismith invented more than a century ago. And there’s also a gift shop to get some souvenirs. Go there and have a ball!
There’s the Animagic Museum of Animation where you can create your own animated movie. In two hours, you will create your model, make an animation movie, record your movie on the computer, add sound, music, and title and have your movie uploaded to YouTube. Cool!
The New England Pirate Museum is the most fun-filled place in Salem! It’s unique and little-known history of New England sea-robbers comes alive at the Pirate Museum. Arrrrr!
The American Textile Museum tells America’s story through the art, history, and science of textiles. They also have the world’s largest and most important collections of tools, spinning wheels, hand looms, and early production machines plus more than five million pieces of textile prints, fabric samples, rolled textiles coverlets, and costumes.
The Higgins Armory Museum in Worcester is the place where you can explore and enjoy at your own pace. You will discover shields, swords, staff weapons, and over 35 suits of armor. Don’t forget to visit to the special exhibit and Quest Gallery. There’s also a gift shop where you can buy books and journals to reproduction armor and models of catapults. The museum also offers a range of classes that include the knightly long sword, rapier, dueling saber, staff weapons, and more.
The Boston Pizza Tours offers a unique walking tour where you will explore Boston’s most Historic neighborhoods and you’ll also get pizza. Mmmmm pizza. Chicago has Deep-Dish style Pizza, Detroit has a unique Twice-Baked style, and New Yorkers prefer Thin-Crust slices that easily fold. There isn’t a defined “Boston Style” Pizza, but you will be introduced you to a Thriving local Pizza scene with a bit more Flavor!
Hello the Funny One has returned.
18/8/2012
My computer wasn’t working so I wasn’t getting any internet access. The broadband wireless router broke down so we had to get a replacement.
19/8/2012
I’ve started writing an article for an inflight magazine and I drew this cool “Wild Target” picture. That’s me in the movie poster!
20/8/2012
Sill writing.
21/8/2012
Me and my sister went to the cinema to see the movie “Expendables 2” It was brilliant. I have to see it again! In the evening, we watched the movie, “This Must Be The Place”.
22/8/2012
We went to see “Diary of a Wimpy Kid – Dog Days” at the cinema again. It’s so funny!
23/8/2012
The internet is back on! Hurrah!
24/8/2012
As we are getting movies sent from LoveFilm and the internet wasn’t working, we couldn’t previously check to see what movie we were getting. Well now we can check and we got “This Must Be The Place” sent out again. The first one was the DVD, but now we are getting the Blu-Ray. We watched the movie twice in a week!!!
Hello, Funny One here. I went to the cinema with my mom and sisters to see the movie “Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 3 – Dog Days” today. It’s so funny! I loved the scene where Rodrick gets the kiss of life from some bald guy! hahahaha You should go see it! It was really busy there. Someone made a shitty smell. I mean really shitty! Think of a really bad shitty smell and times it by ten, then double it! Plus, add a skunk fart and a hint of baby-bio then you’ve got it. Speaking of shit, I almost bought a huge poster of Justin Bieber. I know what you’re thinking. Why the hell would I buy a Justin Bieber poster? I was buying more Batman and Spiderman posters today and the Batman and Bieber ones got mixed up. They both had the number 3 on them. I only discovered it was the wrong poster when I noticed a check shirt on it. Anyways, I put it back and got the right one. Phew!
What can you do in South Dakota? You can see Mount Rushmore. On the 4th of July, there is a firework display from the top of the monument. That would be super cool to see!
You want to know more about the history of South Dakota, then you can visit these places: The Broken Boot Gold Mine, where informed guides will show you where the miners pursued gold ore veins with black powder and candlelight. Also there is the Four Mile Old West Town, Black Hills Caverns, Black Hills Mining Museum, and The Mitchell Prehistoric Indian Village, which is the only archaeological site in South Dakota that is open to the public. You should definitely go then. Visitors to the site will be able to see the many artifacts that have been excavated during the annual digs. You will even be able to have a tour to see the dig site itself in the comfort of the Thomsen Center Archeodome.
Do you like reptiles? If yes then visit the Reptile Gardens. You will see the five reptiles: snakes, crocodilians, lizards, turtles and tuatara. http://www.reptilegardens.com/
Kevin Costner has a bar there! I didn’t know that. It’s called the Midnight Star. Get drunk and look at his movie costumes.
What about teddy bears? If you do there’s the Teddy Bear Town, and is home to the Guinness World Record’s “Largest Teddy Bear Collection.” There are over 7,500 different Teddy Bears. Different colors and sizes. It is also listed in Ripley’s Believe It or Not.
There’s even a Corn Palace. It’s open all year round and it’s FREE to visit. I’ll have to go and visit then. It’s never completely bare, so you can always see a building that is the World’s Largest Bird Feeder! Also you can get a Corn Palace T-shirt, Caramel Apple Cobs and even some Corn on the Cob Soap. http://www.cornpalace.org/
What about the candy? There’s a candy store called “Old Fashioned Fudge”, and they have 30 different types of fudge. Mmmmmm fudge.
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