Hello funny one here. This is the first new cartoon I have drawn for my blog this year. Last one I drew was before christmas. Well I hope everyone likes it.
#274 Home Sweet Home, Part 1
The Neptunians want to go back to their home planet and they want to take Funny one (me) to visit it. Cosmo the Pluton wants to come to. find out tomorrow if cosmo will come or not.
Hello Funny One here. Well it’s the new year. What would I like for this year. To be able to get my book published. To be able to go over to America. Do I have a new years resolution? Not really. But I do wish I could be a better person though. I also wish people wouldn’t knock other people’s religions. Some people they think that the catholic religion is not strict, not all jews are rich and not every muslim is a terrorist. It would be a lot better if we all got on though. Maybe that’s just me who thinks that. Well anyways, I will hopefully be drawing a new picture for my blog tomorrow. I will also be doing the final rewrite on my book. The first chapter is finished, I just have the rest of the book to do. It won’t take that long. Well anyways I’ll finish here for now.
Hello Funny One here. I did a bit more of my rewriting today. Not as much as I would like to have done but still better than done. I’ve done part three of my cartoon. I’m not sure if it’s any good or not. Well you can decide. Here it is.
#103 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 3
The first golden ticket has ben found by Louis in Paris, France. There are still four more tickets. I may still win one yet.
Hello Funny One here and I’m going to talk about the Oscars. Best film went to Argo. Haven’t seen it. I’ve only seen 3 of out of the 9 movies nominated for best picture. I thought Lincoln was going to win. Best director went to Ang Lee for Life of Pi. That a great movie too. Best actor went to Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln. I’m so glad that Daniel Day-Lewis won best actor. He deserved it. He’s the first actor to win three Oscars. I’m disappointed that Lincoln didn’t win more awards. Best actress went to Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook. I thought she would win. Best supporting actor went to Christoph Waltz for Django Unchained. He was really good in Django Unchained. It was very different to his role in Inglourious Basterds. He’s a really great actor. Best supporting actress went to Anne Hathaway for Les Misérables. It was obvious she was going to win. Best foreign language film went to Amour. The only film I saw that was nominated was No. Best animated feature film went to Brave. Boring. Best original screenplay went to Django Unchained by Quentin Tarantino. That script was amazing. I’d love to be in one of his movies. But who wouldn’t though? Best adapted screenplay went to Argo by Chris Terrio. Best original score went to Life Of Pi. It was a really good soundtrack. Best original song went to Skyfall by Adele. Not a bad song. Cinematography went to Life Of Pi. I can see why it won. Editing went to Argo. Production design went to Lincoln. Well two Oscars are better than none. But Lincoln deserved more though. Costume design went to Anna Karenina. Boring. Sound editing went to Zero Dark Thirty and Skyfall. I didn’t know that two could win. Sound mixing went to Les Misérables. The sound wasn’t that great. Special Visual Effects went to Life Of Pi. They were great special effects. Make-up and hair went to Les Misérables. Why? Short animation went to Paperman. Documentary short subject went to Inocente. Short film went to Curfew. Documentary went to Searching For Sugarman. I got that one right. Well anyways I’ll finish here for now.
Hello Funny One here with some funny pictures of transvestites. The first one is of Justin Bieber. Today is her period and she is wearing extra absorbent sanitary pads. She didn’t want anyone to know. Well it’s not that obvious is it. Hehehehehe!
And the second picture is of Adela Hernandez, 48, who is from Cuba. Hernandez, a Cuban man who has dressed up as a female since childhood. He served two years in prison in the 1980s for “dangerousness” after her own family denounced her sexuality. This month she made history by becoming the first known transgender person to hold public office in Cuba, winning election as a delegate to the municipal government of Caibarien in the central province of Villa Clara. There was a ban of pink clothing at the public office, and that has now been lifted. Now Adela can be let in.
Hello Funny One here. The US Elections are soon, Mitt Romney’s a Mormon. Do we know anything about the Mormons? They have some crazy beliefs. Here are some of them.
10. Mormons have to pay one-tenth of all their interest annually.
9. No coffee, no drugs, no tobacco.
8. Apparently everyone on Earth has a spirit in the pre-existence. When you die, your spirit is separated from your body. If you were good you would go to “spirit paradise.” If you were bad you would go to “spirit prison.” The spirit world exists as a place for spirits to go while awaiting the second coming.
7. Almost everyone who knows anything about the Mormon religion knows they have a prophet. What many don’t know, is anything that the prophet says in official capacity is considered official canon.
6. The Mormons believe that Jesus visited America.
5. Mormons believe that God, Jesus and resurrected beings have bodies of “flesh and bone.”
4. In the LDS religion any worthy male can be given the priesthood and is given specific duties. Black people were not allowed to have the priesthood until 1978. Females are not allowed to have the priesthood.
3. Mormons believe that there are three heavens: the Celestial Kingdom, Terrestrial Kingdom, and Telestial Kingdom. The Celestial is the highest, where God and the ones who followed his law reside. The Terrestrial is the middle, where people who followed the Law of Moses reside. The Telestial is the lowest, where the ones who followed carnal law reside.
2. Mormons believe that you can be forgiven for any sin, save two. First, denying the Holy Spirit, and second, murder. Also, God is infinitely forgiving, until the second coming. After that, you end up where you end up, no matter what. There are no second chances. Period.
1. Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds and each world has people living on it. They also believe that multiple gods exist but each has their own universe. We are only subject to our God and if we obtain the highest level of heaven we can become gods ourselves.
Crazy. Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.
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