Lancome Offers

Hello Funny One here. Debenhams and Boots both had the Lancôme Baftas Gift Set. It’s now not available on their websites. But If you didn’t get that there are other Lancôme offers.

at Boots you can get a FREE Lancôme Bi Facil Eye Cleanser 125ml with 3 or more of any Lancôme purchases.
http://www.boots.com/en/Lancome/

On the official Lancôme website, If you spend £25 you can get a FREE Bi Facil Eye Cleanser, Hydra Zen moisturizing night cream and a mini L’Absolu Nu lipstick in 302 rose ideal. If you spend over £30 then you can also get 2 free samples.
http://www.lancome.co.uk/_en/_gb/index.aspx

Selfridges have a limited edition Bafta blusher. The lid looks like an envelope with ‘and the winner is…’.
http://www.selfridges.com/en/Beauty/Categories/EXCLUSIVES/BAFTA-Limited-Edition-Blush-Subtil-blusher_340-84010339-TGB01692/

If you’re in America then you can go on the American Lancôme website. If you spend over $49 then you can get FREE shipping and 5 FREE Lancôme samples. A Tonique Radiance, BIENFAIT MULTI-VITAL SPF 30 CREAM, Génifique Eye, Color Design Limited Edition Eye Brightening All-In-One 5 Shadow, Liner Palette in gris fatale and a Juicy Tube in Hallucination.

Well I’ll finish here for now. If I find out any more offers on anything I’ll put them up here.

Crazy Mormons Beliefs

Hello Funny One here. The US Elections are soon, Mitt Romney’s a Mormon. Do we know anything about the Mormons? They have some crazy beliefs. Here are some of them.

10. Mormons have to pay one-tenth of all their interest annually.

9. No coffee, no drugs, no tobacco.

8. Apparently everyone on Earth has a spirit in the pre-existence. When you die, your spirit is separated from your body. If you were good you would go to “spirit paradise.” If you were bad you would go to “spirit prison.” The spirit world exists as a place for spirits to go while awaiting the second coming.

7.  Almost everyone who knows anything about the Mormon religion knows they have a prophet. What many don’t know, is anything that the prophet says in official capacity is considered official canon.

6. The Mormons believe that Jesus visited America.

5.  Mormons believe that God, Jesus and resurrected beings have bodies of “flesh and bone.”

4. In the LDS religion any worthy male can be given the priesthood and is given specific duties. Black people were not allowed to have the priesthood until 1978. Females are not allowed to have the priesthood.

3. Mormons believe that there are three heavens: the Celestial Kingdom, Terrestrial Kingdom, and Telestial Kingdom. The Celestial is the highest, where God and the ones who followed his law reside. The Terrestrial is the middle, where people who followed the Law of Moses reside. The Telestial is the lowest, where the ones who followed carnal law reside.

2.  Mormons believe that you can be forgiven for any sin, save two. First, denying the Holy Spirit, and second, murder.  Also, God is infinitely forgiving, until the second coming. After that, you end up where you end up, no matter what. There are no second chances. Period.

1. Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds and each world has people living on it. They also believe that multiple gods exist but each has their own universe. We are only subject to our God and if we obtain the highest level of heaven we can become gods ourselves.

Crazy. Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.

Cuckoo : 6. The Wedding

Hello Funny One here. I’m going to talk about the last episode of cuckoo. Rachel and Cuckoo discover that their nude Thai ceremony on the beach wasn’t quite as official as they thought. In fact, they are not legally married. I was so excited to watch the last episode of cuckoo but was disappointed. It was ok but wasn’t as good as the other episodes. The other episodes were more funny. Also I don’t like Steve. Why would anyone hate Cuckoo? Anyways, Andy Samberg was good. He’s always though. The episode before, Connie sings was really funny and this was a bit of a let down. I did e-mail the BBC to ask when Cuckoo would be out on DVD and apparently there are no plans for it to be released. That’s shit. I don’t mind about the last episode but the other five were hilarious. Anyways, if you thought Andy was funny you should watch some of his movies like Hot Rod and I Love You, Man. He is so funny. Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.