Rod Stewart – Bum And Coke

Hello Funny One here with some weird news. Did you know that Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood took drugs up their butts. Rod Stewart made the sensational drug confession while promoting his new book. He revealed that he and his former Faces band mate Ronnie Wood used to shove cocaine up their bottoms using a suppository. Ronnie was worried that the class-A substance was ruining his septum, so they decided to come up with  another, way to get their drug high. Rod said “We put them in a little pill like the French do them, a suppository.” That is so stupid. Who the hell would want to do something as idiotic as that?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2223876/Rod-Stewart-confessed-used-shove-cocaine-bottom.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Mitt Romney and Lindsay Lohan

Hello Funny One here. Did you know that Lindsay Lohan is backing Mitt Romney? When asked if about the election she said, “I just think employment is really important right now. So, as of now, Mitt Romney. Four years ago, Lindsay Lohan referred to Obama’s Presidential victory as  “amazing,” but now it seems the “Mean Girls” star has had a serious change of heart. Lohan also hinted at secretive underlying reasons for supporting the GOP  candidate and turning her back on Obama under wraps. “It’s a long story, but you’re going to have to wait for that,” she remarked,  adding that she would have liked to watch the Ryan vs. Biden debate. And this isn’t the first raving political move Lohan has made in recent  weeks. Last month, the problematic actress went as far as to tweet the President  requesting he “cut taxes for those who need it: middle-class families, small  businesses” as well as “those that are listed on Forbes as ‘millionaires’.” Her ever-changing hair color is another lengthy story. “It’s actually the wrong color than it’s supposed to be,” said Lohan. “But it’s the color of my natural hair and it will get there.” I don’t get it, What does that mean? Anyways I’ll leave it here. I have drawn a picture of what may have changed her mind to now vote for Romney.