Mormon Dress Code

Hello Funny One here. The world would be a really scary place if we all followed the “Mormon dress code.” And they are very strict. Here are some pictures of “Mormon approved clothes” and clothes are deemed “evil”. There is only one Mormon in these pictures and it’s not me!

In the “Modest Clothing” picture, you see I’m wearing an ugly brown dress. It looks like a sack of potatoes. There’s nothing good about it. I wouldn’t wear it even if I was given a million pounds. According to the “MDC”, all females must wear modest clothing at all times and never dress attractively as it “shows weakness for them to attract a male with her looks,“ and she should “use her mind to attract a man.” Does that mean using telepathic thoughts? I’m pretty sure that’ll never work (unless they know something and aren’t telling us!) A strapless gown is considered “evil” as it reveals too much flesh. It’s slutty to show off your shoulders. No Mormon women would ever be allowed to wear such “slutwear” It is most definitely unapproved. Men also have to follow the rules, too. In the “Modest Clothing” pic, the blonde Mormon is wearing a modest suit, which consists of a boring shirt and tie. Don’t get me started on the pants. These are pleated pants with self-belt are in the color poo.

In the picture of “Evil clothing” I’m wearing the “forbidden clothes”: hot pants, a spaghetti strap top with some cleavage on show and bright lipstick. I know what you’re thinking – that is so evil! I look like a dictator, or maybe even Satan! The rules for how women are to dress are absolutely NO skirts above the knee, absolutely NO cleavage and NEVER wear a spaghetti strap top, bikinis are never allowed, NO make up, NO heels over 3 inches and only buy clothes from your local thrift stores. I take it they don’t visit San Francisco much. What about the non-Mormon, in the “Evil Clothing” picture? He is wearing tight shorts, clearly showing off what package he has. The huge bulge in his shorts will “give females thoughts of a sexual nature.”, just as his t-shirt, with the slogan “Let’s get physical” would, too. Mormons would think he is implying he wants to have sex and that is “extremely evil.” Regarding grooming rules, men should keep their faces shaved, hair kept conservative and combed, and they must have clean nails. The unapproved Mormon haircut is to have wild shaggy hair which would tempt a woman. I can’t deny it, I would be very tempted. Hehehehe! The rules on the male dress code are that sometimes males can be scantily clad, however that is only acceptable when swimming. Remember, there is no reason why a man should be half naked before people. They will only have one thing on their minds – fornication.

As for underwear, the picture “Mormon Lingerie” shows me in some ugly, baggy, non-flattering underwear. I imagine it would be a nightmare to wear this stuff in the summer, you’ll be soaked in sweat. Yucky and smelly! They look so ugly. I wonder that if they buy all their clothes from thrift stores, would they also buy their underwear from there, too? That is just wrong! There is no way I’m buying used underpants. That’s disgusting! Someone farted in those panties! Yucky! Now back to the “Mormon Lingerie” picture. The Mormon is wearing the most ugly underwear I’ve ever seen in my life. Who the hell invented them? I want to know what they were thinking. I can’t look at it. It’s impossible for me to make a joke of them or even describe them. Words fail me right now.

In the “Devil’s Underwear” I’m wearing normal underwear which they would consider “very evil.” But those panties do look good. I think I’ll have to buy a pair of them. What about the non-Mormon, wearing normal underpants? The Mormon would think they were “sinful.” They’re definitely not evil, they’re just very distracting. I think they look great on him. I don’t know why they make such a big deal about underwear. Nobody can see what underwear a person is wearing with their clothes on.

Well anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

Cuckoo : 2. Family Meeting

Hello Funny One here. Last night I watched the repeat of the second episode of Cuckoo. It’s so funny. Ken is keen to lay down some ground rules for Cuckoo in the Thompson house and proposes  a family meeting, but getting his own way has knock-on effects. Ken goes to the kitchen in the middle of the night to get a glass of water and he finds Cuckoo mediating naked. Ken is trying to put a towel under him. It was so funny. Then Cuckoo walks naked into Ken and Lorna’s room with Ken’s glass of water. Andy Samberg is just too funny! I love his potato van, It’s so Awesome. Potatoes of the revolution. It’s got Che Guevara painted on it. Cool! Ken has a family meeting. He wants Cuckoo to keep his clothes on in his house, Cuckoo likes to meditate in Kens study but he wants him to move his books on the nazis. The family are going to vote on the books the next night. Ken bribes Dillon for his vote. Ken gets his vote and the girl Dillon like is invited to the family’s party. The next night Ken wins the vote, his books stay in his study. But Cuckoo tells him that Democracy won so in a way they both won. So funny! I Also loved it when Ken is hugging Rachel and Cuckoo joins in.  I also love it when Cuckoo is introduced to everyone at the party. He gives them a speech about love, he’s love and Rachel is love and that everyone is love. Dillon had taken photos of the girl he likes and her dad finds them on the camera and they all thin Ken is a pervert. They soon discover that Ken had bribed Dillon for his vote so the nazi books are moved to the garage.