Hello Funny One here. Today is part 6 of the cartoon.
#279 Home Sweet Home Part 6
They don’t have baths but they do have hot springs in their homes. Wouldn’t that be cool to have in your home.
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Home Sweet Home
Hello Funny One here. Today’s cartoon we have landed on Neptune.
#276 Home Sweet Home Part 3
3 December – Feeling Blue
Hello Funny One here. I’ve drawn my pictures and there up today. Today’s advent picture is of the funny one as an alien.
#251 The Truth Is Out There Part 17
In The cartoon Funny One is going out to look for her friends. Will she find them?
Mormon Dress Code
Hello Funny One here. The world would be a really scary place if we all followed the “Mormon dress code.” And they are very strict. Here are some pictures of “Mormon approved clothes” and clothes are deemed “evil”. There is only one Mormon in these pictures and it’s not me!
In the “Modest Clothing” picture, you see I’m wearing an ugly brown dress. It looks like a sack of potatoes. There’s nothing good about it. I wouldn’t wear it even if I was given a million pounds. According to the “MDC”, all females must wear modest clothing at all times and never dress attractively as it “shows weakness for them to attract a male with her looks,“ and she should “use her mind to attract a man.” Does that mean using telepathic thoughts? I’m pretty sure that’ll never work (unless they know something and aren’t telling us!) A strapless gown is considered “evil” as it reveals too much flesh. It’s slutty to show off your shoulders. No Mormon women would ever be allowed to wear such “slutwear” It is most definitely unapproved. Men also have to follow the rules, too. In the “Modest Clothing” pic, the blonde Mormon is wearing a modest suit, which consists of a boring shirt and tie. Don’t get me started on the pants. These are pleated pants with self-belt are in the color poo.
In the picture of “Evil clothing” I’m wearing the “forbidden clothes”: hot pants, a spaghetti strap top with some cleavage on show and bright lipstick. I know what you’re thinking – that is so evil! I look like a dictator, or maybe even Satan! The rules for how women are to dress are absolutely NO skirts above the knee, absolutely NO cleavage and NEVER wear a spaghetti strap top, bikinis are never allowed, NO make up, NO heels over 3 inches and only buy clothes from your local thrift stores. I take it they don’t visit San Francisco much. What about the non-Mormon, in the “Evil Clothing” picture? He is wearing tight shorts, clearly showing off what package he has. The huge bulge in his shorts will “give females thoughts of a sexual nature.”, just as his t-shirt, with the slogan “Let’s get physical” would, too. Mormons would think he is implying he wants to have sex and that is “extremely evil.” Regarding grooming rules, men should keep their faces shaved, hair kept conservative and combed, and they must have clean nails. The unapproved Mormon haircut is to have wild shaggy hair which would tempt a woman. I can’t deny it, I would be very tempted. Hehehehe! The rules on the male dress code are that sometimes males can be scantily clad, however that is only acceptable when swimming. Remember, there is no reason why a man should be half naked before people. They will only have one thing on their minds – fornication.
As for underwear, the picture “Mormon Lingerie” shows me in some ugly, baggy, non-flattering underwear. I imagine it would be a nightmare to wear this stuff in the summer, you’ll be soaked in sweat. Yucky and smelly! They look so ugly. I wonder that if they buy all their clothes from thrift stores, would they also buy their underwear from there, too? That is just wrong! There is no way I’m buying used underpants. That’s disgusting! Someone farted in those panties! Yucky! Now back to the “Mormon Lingerie” picture. The Mormon is wearing the most ugly underwear I’ve ever seen in my life. Who the hell invented them? I want to know what they were thinking. I can’t look at it. It’s impossible for me to make a joke of them or even describe them. Words fail me right now.
In the “Devil’s Underwear” I’m wearing normal underwear which they would consider “very evil.” But those panties do look good. I think I’ll have to buy a pair of them. What about the non-Mormon, wearing normal underpants? The Mormon would think they were “sinful.” They’re definitely not evil, they’re just very distracting. I think they look great on him. I don’t know why they make such a big deal about underwear. Nobody can see what underwear a person is wearing with their clothes on.
Well anyways, I’ll finish here for now.
Funny One 2012
Hello Funny One here. I thought I would just review some of my pictures from this year. I know I haven’t been on that long, just a few months.
This picture is of me and Andy Samberg in Hawaii. I just thought it would look funny if Andy was being the creep and sneaking up on me.
Goofy with beach boobs. There are no words for that.
Me at a rodeo. That would happen to me. Hehehehehe!
This picture is of me and Andy Samberg again. Captain Underpants is from Ohio. I just thought this would look really funny.
This is of me in a bath filled of cola. that would be pretty awesome. Sticky, but awesome.
This is me on Venus. My most like picture. 7 likes. I guess I didn’t do too bad with this picture then.
This is me on Neptune. I like the idea of drawing a picture all in blue. I thought it didn’t look too bad. What do you think?
This is one of my funny one cartoons. I know it’s a mad idea but one of my favorites.
Another one of my favorites. wouldn’t it be cool if you could send yourself by e-mail. I would only end up in the junk mail though. Hehehehehe!
This is probably my favorite picture. I wanted to get the lighting just right. I think it’s not bad.
Mitt Romney shooting big bird. I drew that one really quickly and don’t think it’s that bad.
A good fuck for good luck. I love this picture. My family love it too. My sister, Miss Loca said it’s one her favorite’s.
I just like to draw Andy Samberg. I love the episode with the cat. So funny!
This is what Andy Samberg would loo like as a character from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. Cool! He looks great!
I’m really happy with this picture of President Obama.
This is my favorite part of the funny one boat series.
This is of Andy Samberg in the movie Celeste And Jesse Forever. Andy was amazing in that movie.
Holy Neptune!
Hello Funny One here. Today’s planet is Neptune. It’s named after the Roman god of the sea. The picture is of me as a mermaid. It would be so cool to be a mermaid. Ok, back to the planet. It’s the eighth planet from the Sun in our solar system. It has 13 moons, Naiad, Thalassa, Despina, Galatea, Larisaa, Proteus, Triton, Nereid, Halimede, Sao, Laomedeia, Psamathe and Neso. It’s a gas planet so it doesn’t have a hard surface.
I’ve drawn another “Funny One Cartoon” today. I’m trying a boat instead on a plane. “Funny One Goes boating”
#2 Funny One Goes Boating
Choo-choo-choose Delaware!!!!
Hello, Funny One here! Today’s state is Delaware. I’m water skiing with Albino. We’re at the Kalmar Nyckel — The Tall Ship of Delaware. Every trip on the Kalmar Nyckel is amazing. The Kalmar Nyckel Foundation regularly invites the public onboard for tours of the deck and sailing experiences at ports along the Eastern Seaboard. I’ll have to go on one then!
What is there to do in Delaware? The New Castle Historical Society where the town’s cobblestones almost ring with the echoes of its distinct past. Hear stories of three centuries of New Castle life, including Dutch colonists, revolutionary leaders, and 19th century Americans.
The Delaware Museum of Natural History, where you will Encounter life-sized dinosaurs, look under the Encounter life-sized dinosaurs, experience an African watering hole, and come face-to-face with a jaguar! You can wonder at the variety of birds and shells from around the world… These and many more discoveries await you at the Delaware Museum of Natural History! So what are you waiting for?
The Air Mobility Command Museum. Do you ever wonder where the old airplanes go? Well the lucky ones go to the Air Mobility Command Museum—it’s the only museum that is dedicated to airlift and air refueling history!; The DiscoverSea Shipwreck Museum is an ever-changing exhibit that increases with new artifacts as they are recovered. Their collection of shipwreck and recovered artifacts is one of the largest in the Mid-Atlantic.; The Iron Hill Museum is where you cans ee how Iron Hill got its name! You’ll get to see what iron ore looks like before it’s melted and refined into Pig Iron. What the hell is a pig iron? Is it Iron Man’s pet? Anyways, you can learn all of the steps of iron mining and see the products of the mining process.; The Delaware State Police Museum – it all started in the Twenties, the Delaware State Police began. Cars were speeding at 35 miles per hour, wandering groups of troublemakers, and bootleggers. The result of all these factors led to the beginning of ,in 1923, a State Police force in Delaware. Remember, always wear your seatbelt!
The Treasures of the Sea Exhibit where you will experience the excitement of treasure hunting in the waters of the Atlantic. Go back in time to the era when Spain ruled the seas and the treasures of the new world were flowing into the treasury of king Philip IV.
The Wilmington and Western Railroad, the Royal Blue Buffet Dinner Train. You will enjoy railroad dining as it should be, aboard a moving train in the vintage 1920s-era railroad cars. You’ll enjoy a buffet-style dinner on a 2-hour evening excursion that goes through the Red Clay Valley to the town of Ashland. The ticket price includes train fare, appetizers, salad, entrée, assorted desserts and non-alcoholic beverages. Mmmmm train meal.
Sellin’ some Grizzly Gold for a Jelly Belly
Hello, The Funny One here yet again. I just finished the funny pictures for the funny newspaper. Yeah! I just have to write something for them and that’s it. I’m sure it won’t take long. Hooray!
Ok, today’s state is Montana. In the pic, I’m at the Last Chance Tours which is home of the Last Chance Tour Trains and Trolley. It looks great! http://www.lctours.com/ There’s also the Last Chance Ranch. Ooooh, you can also have a wagon ride dinner. Mmmmmm wagon ride dinner. http://lastchanceranch.biz/
What about museums in Montana? There’s the World Museum of Mining. For the first time in the history of Butte, those who lost their lives in a mining, mill/smelter, concentrator, or railroad accident are now memorialized there at the World Museum of Mining. Four memorial walls have been constructed of polished black granite slabs, are sand-blasted with the names of over 2,500 men that lost their lives in the Silver Bow Mining District since 1865.
Another interesting place is The Mineral Museum, which, as you can kinda guess by the title, has lost of minerals. They wouldn’t notice if one went missing, would they? Another cool place to check out is The Historical Museum at Fort Missoula They have over 600 WWII posters available. Check out their website http://www.fortmissoulamuseum.org/ The Museum of the Rockies is home to one of the biggest and most important dinosaur collections in the world.
If you love wild animals then these places might be of interest: The Montana Grizzly Encounter is a Rescue & Education for Grizzly Bears center. It was Founded in 2004 and provides a spacious and natural home for rescued grizzlies. The Grizzly & Wolf Discovery Center ” is home to 8 wolves that live in two different packs and it’s also home to grizzly bears from as far away as Alaska and as close as Yellowstone National Park. In Gates Of The Mountains, you will see many birds and animals.”
Oh, there is also a Blue Jewel Mine. It operates from mid-April through the first freeze of the season. The Blue Jewel Mine is a great place to spend an afternoon mining for sapphires and gold. I wouldn’t say no to having some free sapphires!!
As I love candy, I couldn’t not mention where you can buy some – The Montana Candy Emporium!! They even sell Jelly Belly. Mmmmmm Jelly Belly.
Froot Loops and Rain Drops
Hello, Funny One back here. Today I started the day with some Froot Loops. They don’t sell them in Britain – it’s a limited edition thing over here. They’re so great! Ok, so I said I was watching a Woody Allen movie last night, it was Sleeper. It was really funny. I really like watching the movies with both Woody Allen and Diane Keaton in them as they’re so funny together. It was a very random movie. It was super funny when Woody was trying to fly with a cheap Japanese flying machine, it would barely get him off the ground. Diane was funny when she was singing. I also loved it when Woody was trying to steal the oversized fruit and vegetables. Anyways, today I went out to the local shops. Very boring. It rained (like most days, though.) It’s so depressing here. Not a good place to do comedy. The people were weird, too. They like to make rude comments about the way I dress, just because I was wearing blue wellies. There’s nothing weird about that, is there? It was raining. Had pizza for lunch but unfortunately half of it fell on the floor. After lunch, I drew another funny picture and watched some TV. Can’t be on too long as I’m having dinner soon. It’s kipper kedgeree.
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