Movie Review – Welcome To The Punch

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie Welcome To The Punch. It’s about a former criminal, Jacob Sternwood (Mark Strong) He is forced to return to London from his Icelandic hideaway when his son is mixed up in a heist that had gone wrong. This gives detective Max Lewinsky (James McAvoy) one last chance at catching the man that he has always been after. As they face off, they start to discover a deeper conspiracy they both need to work out in order to survive… It’s a really good movie. The actors are really good. I thought the scene where Jacob finds his son was really well acted. Andrea Riseborough was good too. She doesn’t do cliché roles, she does different ones. I would give this movie 5 stars.

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Movie Review – Parker

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie Parker. It stars Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez. It’s a great movie. They acted well together. Normally in action movies they get bad actresses. This movie is funny and has lots of action. The showing we went to was almost full. Well I give this movie 5 stars.

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Movie Review – Mama

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my family to see the movie Mama. A really good family movie. Hehehehe! The movie is very scary. It’s a bit like The woman in black. Jessica Chastain was great in it. She does different roles. She’s always changing her look. The critics were criticizing this movie. The critics were wrong. It’s a brilliant scary and sad movie. Guillermo Del Toro Produced this movie. When his name is on a horror movie then it’s going to be great. If you love great horror movie you should watch the spanish. they’re the best at it. This movie is a Spanish-Canadian horror film.Anyways I give this movie 5 stars.

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Movie Review – A Good Day to Die Hard

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie “A Good Day to Die Hard”. John McClane (Bruce Willis) travels to Russia to help out his son, Jack (Jai Courtney) he soon finds out that Jack is a CIA operative working to prevent a nuclear-weapons heist, causing the father and son to team up against illegal forces. I loved the movie. The scene in the taxi is funny. John McClane is trying to speak russian but gets it wrong. Also the taxi driver sings to him. Before today I had never seen a Die Hard movie. I’m going to watch the other ones soon. I give this movie 5 stars.

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Movie Review – Flight

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie Flight. All the critics have been criticizing it. Don’t listen to the critics, it’s a great movie. The first half hour was very exciting. The directing is awesome it feels like you’re on the plane. Denzel Washington was amazing. He doesn’t normally play roles like this. I give this movie 5 stars.

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Movie Review – The Last Stand

Hello Funny One here. Today me and my sister went to the cinema to see the movie “The Last Stand.” I thought it would be just a good movie but it was fucking awesome! I was really surprised to see that Eduardo Noriega and Forest Whitaker were also in the movie. They were great and so was Arnold Schwarzenegger. Lots of action, there were even some funny scenes. I’m definitely going to see it again! I’ll have to give this movie 5 stars.

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Movie Review – Django Unchained

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister and we saw the movie Django Unchained. It’s a really great movie. There are a lot of heavy scenes but there are dome funny bits in it. Everyone in the room cheered when the bitch got shot. I loved the line, I love the way you die, boy. The directing is absolutely brilliant. I’m surprise that Tarantino wasn’t nominated for an Oscar. I would have to give this movie 5 stars.

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Movie Review – Parental Guidance

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister (Miss Loca) to see the movie “Parental Guidance”. Artie (Billy Crystal) and Diane (Bette Midler) agree to looking after their three grandkids when their parents have to leave town for work. There are problems when the kids’ 21st-century behavior collides with Artie and Diane’s old-school methods. It’s a really funny movie. It was so funny when the Barker paints Artie’s face. I drew a picture of that. There are lots of funny things that happen in the movie like when Barker pees when Tony Hawk is skating and he slips on it. So funny! A great family comedy everyone will love. I would have to give this 5 stars

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Movie Review – Quartet

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my mom and sister to see the movie “Quartet”.  It’s a really good movie. The acting is very good, and so is the directing. Dustin Hoffman did a great job! It’s a shame it hasn’t been nominated for any Baftas. Anyways, I give this movie 5 stars.

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Movie Review – Life Of Pi

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie “Life Of Pi”. It’s really good. they special effects are amazing. It look awesome in 3D. I would have to give this movie 5 stars.

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