Movie Review – Mama

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my family to see the movie Mama. A really good family movie. Hehehehe! The movie is very scary. It’s a bit like The woman in black. Jessica Chastain was great in it. She does different roles. She’s always changing her look. The critics were criticizing this movie. The critics were wrong. It’s a brilliant scary and sad movie. Guillermo Del Toro Produced this movie. When his name is on a horror movie then it’s going to be great. If you love great horror movie you should watch the spanish. they’re the best at it. This movie is a Spanish-Canadian horror film.Anyways I give this movie 5 stars.

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Shreks And The City

Hello Funny One here. Heres a movie exclusive “Shreks And The City.”  Shrek moves to New York and gets a job at Vogue magazine. He is finally getting married to his Mr. Big. But his three best friends, Donkey, Gingerbread man and Puss must console him after one of them inadvertently leads Mr. Big to jilt him.

Rated R for strong sexual content, graphic nudity and language.

“The Raven”

Hello Funny One here. It’s halloween soon. What are some good halloween stories. You can’t go wrong with Edgar Allan Poe, he’s obviously has done some great short stories. “The Pit and the Pendulum” The story is about the torments endured by a prisoner of the spanish inquistion. the prisioner is bound to a wooden board by ropes. He looks up in horror to see a painted picture on the ceiling; hanging from the figure is a gigantic scythe-like pendulum swinging slowly back and forth. The pendulum is unstoppable, sliding downwards and will eventually kill him. Or there’s the “The Tell-Tale Heart“. a man commits a murder and hides the body under the floorboards.  Terrified by the violent beating of the heart, and convinced that the officers are aware of not only the heartbeat, but his guilt as well. He tells them to tear up the floorboards to reveal the body. Or there’s the poem “The Raven“. A man is remembering his the loss of his love, Lenore. A “rapping at chamber door” reveals nothing, but excites his soul to “burning”.  A similar rapping, slightly louder, is heard at his window. When he goes to investigate, a raven into his chamber. It perches on a bust of Pallas above the door. The raven’s only answer is “Nevermore”. He wonders if God is sending him a sign that he is to forget Lenore. The bird replies again in the negative, suggesting that he can never be free of his memories.  he asks the raven whether he will be reunited with Lenore in Heaven. When the raven responds with its typical “Nevermore”, he is enraged, and, calling it a liar and commands the raven to return to the “Plutonian shore”, but it does not move. The raven “still is sitting”on the bust of Pallas. His soul is trapped beneath the raven’s shadow and shall be lifted “Nevermore”. He has written many more stories and poems. There’s also a museum about him in Richmond, Virginia. Anyways I’ll leave it here for now.

http://www.poemuseum.org/index.php

Very Vermont!

Hello, Funny One here. I didn’t do much writing today, but it is the weekend though! I will get back to writing my funny stuff tomorrow.

Today’s state is Vermont. What things can you do in Vermont? Go Camping. I wouldn’t mind.

There is the “Bread And Puppet Theater”. It sounds cool! I have drawn some of the puppets in today’s picture. Two of them are drinking cider. What is there to do. There’s a tour around Ben And Jerry’s. I love ice cream so I’d love to do that. Mmmmmm ice cream. There is a Dutch Pancake Cafe which apparently sells so many different  combinations of sweet or savory pancakes. Mmmmmm pancakes.

Theres the ECHO Lake Aquarium And Science Center. They have many cool exhibits! Fairbanks Museum And Planetarium looks cool too. There are so many cool things I don’t have time to type them all down.

There’s a Vermont Country Store that sells lots of yummy candies. Salt Water Taffy, Fudge, Bunny Barley Pops, Gumdrops, Fruit-flavored Rods, Nougats and many more yummy candy. Mmmmm candy. There is a cool pizzeria and lounge called the “Piecasso”. Now I have to go there at least once. There’s the Lake Champlian Chocolates factory. Of course would go there as I love chocolate. Mmmmm chocolate.

Oh, and there’s an Old Hollow Cider Mill. Get some homemade fudge and some cider. Mmmmm homemade fudge and cider. There’s a Grafton Village Cheese Company. I love cheese. I better leave it there for now. Pumpkinhead is on TV, I’ll watch some of that. I love that movie!