Wanted – The Funny One

Hello Funny One. Today is the last day of Prisoners week. Today’s picture is a wanted picture of the funny one.

The Prisoners Week Prayer

Lord, you offer freedom to all people.
We pray for those who are held in prison.
Break the bonds of fear and isolation that exist.
Support with your love: prisoners, their families and friends,
prison staff, chaplains and all who care.
Heal those who have been wounded by the activities of others,
especially the victims of crime.
Help us to forgive one another, to act justly, to love mercy,
and walk humbly together with Christ
in his strength and in his Spirit,
now and every day.
Amen.

What is the funny one wanted for? Help some aliens escape from the FBI, Protest outside the white house, arson, making some illegal magic medicine, selling the illegal magic medicine, assault, stealing, identity theft and trying to sneak into America. Here are the cartoons of it.

Miranda Hart – Magic Dyke

Hello Funny One here. I’ve drawn another funny picture. Miranda Hart is to star in a movie called “Magic Dyke”. It’s a about a queer stripper. Lame Kine is a thirty-year old living in Tampa, Florida. By day she works as a roofer whilst at night, as Magic dyke, she is the star attraction of the Pink Faggots Strip Club, a group of female strippers. Secretly she wants out in order to further a projected furniture-making business but her credit rating precludes a bank loan for this despite his considerable savings. One night Armada Met Wok, a teen-aged work-mate of Lame, follows her to the club and, when one of the acts is unable to go on, she is prevailed upon to strip – becoming a huge hit. However success goes to her head and her foolish actions not only threaten to jeopardise her sister Brooke’s relationship with Lame but Lame’s ambitions as well.

Anyways, I’ll finish here.

Day 2 On The Ship

Hello Funny One here. Today I drew another funny one cartoon. I’m still on the boat.  I went to the bathroom and there’s a surprise in there. What is it? Will I make it to America? Will I get some more clothes? Will we find out that man’s name is? What do you think of these funny cartoons? Find out the answers to all questions coming back the Funny One’s blog. Well I leave it here for tonight. Enjoy the cartoon.

#17 I’m On A Boat Part 6

Funny One Cartoon

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my mom to see “Hotel Transylvania” again. It was the last showings today. I’ve seen it six times now. Andy Samberg is just so funny.  He was great as Jonathan.  I loved the zing song. Andy Samberg has a great voice. Anyways, I drew another funny one cartoon. I’ve fallen asleep in the bed. Why didn’t I bring anything with me? I don’t have a passport with me. Will I get to stay in America? How many more of these funny cartoons will I do? To find out you’ll have to check the blog again. Anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

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Avert Your Gays

Hello Funny One here with a celebrity exclusive. What is Rafael Nadal doing now that he is injured. He’s out partying with his boyfriend, Louie Spence. There always out a the night clubs together. they are always making out in the clubs. They first meet at a night club in England when Nadal was over at Wimbledon. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Anyways, here is a picture of them. My sister, Miss Loca designed and drew Rafael Nadal’s bitch pants. I’ll finish here for tonight.

I’m Still On The Boat

Hello Funny One here. I’ve done another funny one cartoon. I’m on a boat part 4 and I’m still on the boat. Hurrah! I’ll be doing part 5 tomorrow. Will I still be on the boat tomorrow? Will I make it to America? Will I get some clothes to fit? come back tomorrow to find out. Anyways, I’ll leave it here for tonight.

#15 I’m On A Boat Part 4

You Tranny Be funny

Hello Funny One here with some funny pictures of transvestites. The first one is of Justin Bieber. Today is her period and she is wearing extra absorbent sanitary pads. She didn’t want anyone to know. Well it’s not that obvious is it. Hehehehehe!

And the second picture is of Adela Hernandez, 48, who is from Cuba. Hernandez, a Cuban man who has dressed up as a female since childhood. He  served two years in prison in the 1980s for “dangerousness” after her own family denounced her sexuality. This month she made history by becoming the first known transgender person to hold public office in Cuba, winning election as a delegate to the municipal government of Caibarien in the central province of Villa Clara. There was a ban of pink clothing at the public office, and that has now been lifted. Now Adela can be let in.

MMM Pie

Hello Funny One here. Today I was just doing more of my rewrite of my novel. Almost finished chapter one. After this I’ll probably get it published and write the sequel to it. I love to do anything with comedy. I also did another funny one cartoon. part 3.  Anyways I’ll finish here for tonight.

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Novel Rewrite

Hello Funny One here. Today I started the rewrite of my novel. I don’t want to rush it and have done  a crap novel. Now that would be a waste of time. It’s quite a big novel so it will probably take me a while to do the rewrite it. I Also did another funny one cartoon. They should be a part 3 tomorrow. Anyways I’ll finish here.

#13 I’m on a boat part two

I’m On A Boat

Hello Funny One here. I went to the dentist for a check up. I was told I would need a bridge or an implant. There is no way I’m getting a bridge. The dentist would have to file down some teeth. No way! I’d rather get the implant. It’s going to cost £2,000. Very expensive. I have no idea how I’ll get the money.

Anyways, I drew another Funny One cartoon. Another crazy attempt at getting into America. This one I’m sneaking onto a boat.

#12 I’m on a boat part one

Hopefully part two will be up tomorrow. I’ll finish here for now.