The Truth Is Out There

Hello Funny One here. Today’s cartoon the aliens are back. I’m going to visit their home planet, Neptune.

#234 The Truth Is Out There Part 1

There is a big secret. What is it? What is the American government hiding? Find out tomorrow.

Dudley Goes Up The Pipe

Hello Funny One here. I didn’t do any rewriting today. I did other things today. I will do some tomorrow though. I did do another funny one cartoon. I hope you like it. But you may not want chocolate after reading it. Hehehehehehe!

#113 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 13

Dudley from Albania has gone up the pipe. How will he get out? Is that really the secret ingredient to the chocolate? Find out tomorrow. Anyways, I’ll finish here for tonight.

The Big Day Arrives

Hello Funny One here. I didn’t do much of my rewrite today. My sister was on the laptop editing her video of her monologues. I helped her film them. I think I did ok at that. Anyways, I only did one page of my rewrite. Not good. I definitely want to do more tomorrow. But I did do another funny one cartoon. The big day arrives. We finally get inside the chocolate factory. Hope you like it. I’m going to watch the Godfather on DVD. I’ll finish here for tonight. I’ll be back with another funny one cartoon.

#111 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 11

Bittersweet

Hello Funny One here again. I did more of my rewriting of my novel. I don’t think I’m doing too badly on it. I also made a key lime pie. It’s the first time I’ve ever made it. I don’t know how it taste but it looks good. I’ll tell you tomorrow if it was any good. Mmmmm Key lime pie. Anyways, I did another funny one cartoon. I hope you like it.

#107 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 7

I was the one millionth customer and I got a FREE Wonka bar. Great! Mmmmm chocolate. Then I go home and find out that the last ticket has been found. That’s not so great. To find out what happens next, come back tomorrow. Anyways, I’m going to watch the movie ParaNorman on DVD. I’ll finish here for now.

Funny Money

Hello Funny One here. I’m tired, so I won’t be on too long. I’ve done another funny one cartoon. Hope you like it.

#106 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 6

I was taking a walk outside and I found some money. Now I can buy another Wonka bar. Will it have the fith golden ticket? Find out tomorrow. I’ll finish here for tonight. I’m going to bed now. Zzzzzzzzzz

Director Funny

Hello Funny One here. Today I filmed my sister doing some monologues. I don’t think I did too bad. My sister did great. She’s a mixture of Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet. I also did another funny one cartoon. I even drew my sister (Miss Loca) in it. She’s the one I filmed today. I hope you like it. Here it is.

#102 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 2

So I didn’t win this time, but I still have my chocolate. Mmmmm chocolate. I don’t know why but right now I would really like to have a glass of red wine and some french fries. That would be great! Well anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

There’s A Rat In My Cup

Hello Funny One here. I have a headache so I won’t be too long. I’ve done another funny one cartoon. The last part of the ship of dreams cartoon will be tomorrow. It will also be my 100th cartoon. 100 cartoons. That’s a lot. I wonder if I will do another 100. I wouldn’t mind getting 100 views in one day though. That would be awesome!

#99 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 23

The ship is sinking, I managed to save the rat. I put it in a teacup. What will happen to me and Mr Funny. To find out that, come back tomorrow. I’ll finish here for now. I’m going to sleep now. Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Mr Funny Naked

Hello Funny One here. I did some more writing today. I did a few pages. I also did another funny one cartoon. Mom laughed when she saw it and one of my sisters gave me a thumbs up. So I think they like it. Well always here it is.

#96 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 20

Mr Funny wants me to draw him, naked. Hehehehehe! Well anyways I’ll finish here for now. I’ll be back tomorrow with another funny one cartoon.

I’m Flying

Hello Funny One here. I didn’t do any writing today but I might do some tomorrow. I’ve done another Funny One cartoon. Here it is. Hope you like it.

#95 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 19

Me and Mr Funny had lunch, I showed him my pictures that I’d drawn, we had dinner and went to the front of the ship for a kiss. The food we were having at the dinner picture is supposed to be Peaches in Chartreuse Jelly. I found a recipe for it. Here it is.

Peaches in Chartreuse Jelly

Ingredients:
3 large cling stone peaches
4 cups water
2 cups granulated sugar
1/4 cup lemon juice
1 cinnamon stick
3 whole cloves
Fresh lemon balm leaves or edible flowers

Chartreuse Jelly:
5 teaspoons of powdered flavorless gelatin or approximately 5 teaspoons of vegeline
2 cups water
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1 cup Chartreuse

Directions:
1.Chartreuse Jelly:
Dissolve the gelatin or vegeline in 1 cup of water. In a small pot, bring the remaining cup to a boil. Then add the sugar and stir until it is completely dissolved. Remove from heat and allow it to cool for about 20 minutes. Add the Chartreuse and the gelatin or vegeline and stir to combine. Pour into a 9 x 13 inch glass baking dish lined with waxed paper; refrigerate until completely set.

2. Meanwhile, submerge the peaches in a large pot of boiling water for about 30 seconds, then move them to ice water. Slip off the skins, cut them in half and gently remove the stones.

3. In a large pot, mix the water and sugar, cook over medium heat stirring gently until sugar is dissolved. Bring to a boil and cook for one minute or until syrup is clear. Add some lemon juice, cinnamon stick and cloves.

4. Add the prepared peaches making sure they are entirely submerged, cut a piece of parchment that is slightly smaller than the pot and place over the top of the peaches to make sure they remain submerged.

5.Bring the syrup to a boil and lower the heat to medium-low and poach the peaches gently for 6 minutes or until soft (they should be easy to cut into with a spoon). Allow the peaches to cool in the syrup. This can be stored for 24 hours in the refrigerator.

6.To serve, turn out the jelly onto a cutting board and cut half into even little squares, the remaining half should be cut into decorative shapes using a cookie cutter. Plate the cut squares onto the centre of a flat plate, arranging the jelly shapes around the edges. Slice peaches from one end to almost the other, and spread it out onto a bed of jelly. Garnish with edible flowers or lemon balm leaves.

Well I’ll finish here for now.

You’ve Been Framed

Hello Funny One here. I did 5 pages of my editing. Not too bad but I feel could have done more. I would love to talk about it but I can’t. If I do then I can’t get it published. I’m half way through the book. I’ve also done another funny one cartoon. Here it is.

#94 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 18

Finally the frames have been fixed. We have a temporary vase, the champagne bottle. No, the flowers aren’t in champagne. We drank all of it and filled it with water. Well anyways, I’ll finish here for now.