Shia Labeouf – The Faggit

Hello Funny One here. I finally put up my picture. Shia Labeouf is to be in a movie called the faggit. It’s a gay version of the hobbit. From the makers of Bambi and the Back-Up Plan.

Basil Gobbing is swept into a journey to recover the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Orb Ere from the terrifying dragon Sag Mu.. Approached by the wizard Gland Fag Rye, Basil finds himself joining a group of thirteen dwarves led by the legendary warrior, Thorn I deal Honkies. Their journey will take them into the Wild; through dangerous lands swarming with Goblins and Orcs, deadly Wargs and Giant Spiders, Shape shifters and Sorcerers. their purpose lies to the East and the wastelands of the Lonely Mountain first they must escape the goblin tunnels, where Basil meets the creature that will change his life forever … Gull Om. Here, alone with Gull Om, on the shores of an underground lake, the humble Basil Gobbing not only discovers depths of deceit and courage that surprise even him, he also gains possession of Gull Om’s “precious” ring that holds unexpected and useful qualities … A simple, gold ring that is tied to the fate of all Middle-earth in ways Basil cannot begin to know.

here are some people’s opinions of the movie
“He’s left holding his own dick” – Mickey Rourke
“I think there’s something wrong with your ball boner” – Dolph Lundgren
“It has a fell-good factor” – Shayna LaBeouf (his mom)
“I’m so proud of you” – Little Jimmy Dickens

Coming to a cinema near you!

Avert Your Gays

Hello Funny One here with a celebrity exclusive. What is Rafael Nadal doing now that he is injured. He’s out partying with his boyfriend, Louie Spence. There always out a the night clubs together. they are always making out in the clubs. They first meet at a night club in England when Nadal was over at Wimbledon. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Anyways, here is a picture of them. My sister, Miss Loca designed and drew Rafael Nadal’s bitch pants. I’ll finish here for tonight.

Mark Wahlberg Movie Exclusive

Hello Funny One here with a movie exclusive. Mark Wahlberg is to star in “Vertigay” which is a gay remake of the movie “vertigo”. Also starring in this movie is Shia Labeouf and singer Justin Bieber. At school Mark Wahlberg was voted most likely to get Aids. He has also been voted sexy beefcake of the year in the gay magazine  “Bum Chums.”

The plot of the story is. After a rooftop chase in which his latent acrophobia results in the death of a police officer, San Francisco detective John “Scottie” Ferguson retires, spending much of his time with his ex-partner Mark Wood. Scottie tries to gradually conquer his fear but Mark suggests that a threesome may be the only cure. An acquaintance, Gavin Elster, asks Scottie to tail his husband, Edward, claiming he has been possessed by the devil. Scottie reluctantly agrees. The next day Scottie follows Edward to a florist where he steals a bouquet of pansies; next, he visits the grave of Carlos Valdes; then he enters the Gay Jim Hotel, but when Scottie investigates, he is missing and the clerk insists he has not been there. Mark takes Scottie to a local history expert, who informs them Carlos Valdes tragically committed suicide by washing the toaster while it was still plugged in. Another visit with Gavin reveals Carlos is Edwards great-grandfather, who Gavin fears is the devil and possessing Edward. Gavin also says Edward has no knowledge of Carlos. Scottie tails Edward to Fort Point, which is beneath the Golden Gate Bridge. where he suddenly leaps into San Francisco bay. Scottie rescues Edward and takes him to his home. The meeting is tense and leads to a strange intimacy between them, but Edward quickly slips out when Scottie receives a sexy phone call. The next day Scottie follows Edward to his own house, where he is hand-delivering a thank-you note to him for rescuing him, and they decide to spend the day together because Scottie fears Edward might attempt suicide again. Edward tells him about his nightmares. Edward suddenly runs into the church and up the bell tower. Scottie, halted on the steps by vertigo and paralyzing fear, watches as Edward plunges to his death. An inquest declares Edward’s death a suicide, but Scottie feels ashamed that his weakness rendered him incapable of preventing someone’s death. Gavin does not fault Scottie, but in the following weeks Scottie becomes depressed. While undergoing treatment in a sanatorium, he becomes mute, haunted by vivid nightmares. Although Mark visits, his condition remains unchanged. After release, Scottie haunts the places that Edward visited, often imagining that he sees him. One day, he spots a man who reminds him of Edward, despite the man’s less elegant dress and heavier makeup. Scottie follows the man to his hotel room, where he identifies himself as Jim Barton from Kansas. Though initially suspicious and defensive, Jim eventually agrees to join Scottie for dinner.