The Chocolate Room

Hello Funny One here. I did a bit more of my rewriting today. I’m over half way through chapter 12. Not only do I want some tapas but I really can’t wait to get it published. I’m not really bothered if I make a lot of money or not. I just would like to have written a great story that people will like. Anyways, I did another funny one cartoon. We’re in the chocolate room. Mmmmm chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to go in there. I know a lot of people say they only eat healthy food but we all want a bit of chocolate too.

#112 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 12
funnyone - funny one and the chocolate factory part 12

Dudley ‘Nibbles’ from Albania has jumped in the chocolate river. I can’t swim but I would do that. I would drink all the chocolate. I wouldn’t mind some chocolate now. I’m going to look for some chocolate, I’ll finish here for now.

Golden Ticket

Hello Funny One here. How far am I on my rewrite? I’m half way through chapter 12. I don’t want rush through it. I don’t want there to be any boring bits in my book. Anyways, I did another funny one cartoon. hope you like it.

#110 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 10
funnyone - funny one and the chocloate factory part 10

I’ve found the last golden ticket. Hurrah! That would be so cool, wouldn’t it. Well anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

Cabin Biscuits

Hello Funny One here. I’ve done another Funny One cartoon.

#80 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 3

funnyone - titanic - ship of dreams part 3

I’m having lunch on the new Titanic. I found a recipe on-line for the cabin biscuits. Here it is.

CABIN BISCUITS
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon shortening
3/4 cup water

mix flour and salt together in a bowl. Using your fingertips, work shortening into flour until the mixture resembles fine crumbs. Make a well in the ingredients and pour in water. Blend until the mixture forms a stiff dough, adding up to 2 extra teaspoons of water if required. Place on a lightly floured surface and roll into cylinder. Cut into 25 evenly sized pieces, then loosely cover with plastic wrap. let it rest 15 minutes. Roll each piece of dough into a 2-1/2-inch circle. Then prick all over with fork. Place them on an ungreased baking sheet. Bake them in a 375-degree oven for about 15 minutes or until they are lightly browned.

Variations: Spray the unbaked biscuits with water and then sprinkle with rock salt. Or you could sprinkle with Parmesan cheese and fresh chopped parsley when 10 minutes into baking, Or you could sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar.

Apparently today is International Women’s Day. I have no idea what that means. What was I going to draw today? Well I thought I would just draw me. I am a woman. I’m wearing some spanish designer clothes. They look awesome, right?

funnyone - international women's day

Here are the links for the clothes.
http://www.clubalia.com/es/camisa-roberta-1.html
http://www.agatharuizdelaprada.com/store/es/printed-skirt-estampado.html

Well I’ll finish here for now.

Who Are You?

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister (Miss Loca) to see skyfall again. I also did another funny one cartoon. I don’t know if it’s any good. The crazy men have left. They have my bag.  They are up to something big. But what? And who is Johnny? Is that his real name? What will happen next? Anyways I’ll leave it here for tonight.

#23 I’m On A Boat Part 12

I’m On A Boat

Hello Funny One here. I went to the dentist for a check up. I was told I would need a bridge or an implant. There is no way I’m getting a bridge. The dentist would have to file down some teeth. No way! I’d rather get the implant. It’s going to cost £2,000. Very expensive. I have no idea how I’ll get the money.

Anyways, I drew another Funny One cartoon. Another crazy attempt at getting into America. This one I’m sneaking onto a boat.

#12 I’m on a boat part one

Hopefully part two will be up tomorrow. I’ll finish here for now.