Horseradish And Anti-Freeze

Hello Funny One here. I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie ‘I’m so excited’ again. It’s so funny. Everyone was laughing. especially at the song. I also did some of my rewrite. I’ve now got 2,926 words written for the last chapter. And I also did another funny one cartoon. It’s not that great. I’m still putting in ingredients. Hope you like it. I’ll finish here for now.

#138 Funny One’s Marvellous Medicine Part 6
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I’m So Excited

Hello Funny One here. Me and my sister went to the cinema to see the movie I’m So Excited. It’s about a plane going to Mexico City and there a problem with the plane. It’s a brilliant comedy. So funny! I laughed all the way through it. I loved the song in it. So funny! I give this movie 5 stars.

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Movie Review – Welcome To The Punch

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie Welcome To The Punch. It’s about a former criminal, Jacob Sternwood (Mark Strong) He is forced to return to London from his Icelandic hideaway when his son is mixed up in a heist that had gone wrong. This gives detective Max Lewinsky (James McAvoy) one last chance at catching the man that he has always been after. As they face off, they start to discover a deeper conspiracy they both need to work out in order to survive… It’s a really good movie. The actors are really good. I thought the scene where Jacob finds his son was really well acted. Andrea Riseborough was good too. She doesn’t do cliché roles, she does different ones. I would give this movie 5 stars.

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Movie Review – A Good Day to Die Hard

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie “A Good Day to Die Hard”. John McClane (Bruce Willis) travels to Russia to help out his son, Jack (Jai Courtney) he soon finds out that Jack is a CIA operative working to prevent a nuclear-weapons heist, causing the father and son to team up against illegal forces. I loved the movie. The scene in the taxi is funny. John McClane is trying to speak russian but gets it wrong. Also the taxi driver sings to him. Before today I had never seen a Die Hard movie. I’m going to watch the other ones soon. I give this movie 5 stars.

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The Last Stand

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sisters to see The Last Stand again. It’s a really great movie! The acting is amazing. Arnie was great, but he’s always great though. Forest Whitaker and Eduardo Noriega were great. They were in another movie, vantage point. That’s a awesome movie. watch that one. As it’s valentine’s day soon I’m sure most women would want Eduardo Noriega in a pair of handcuffs.

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Movie Review – Django Unchained

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister and we saw the movie Django Unchained. It’s a really great movie. There are a lot of heavy scenes but there are dome funny bits in it. Everyone in the room cheered when the bitch got shot. I loved the line, I love the way you die, boy. The directing is absolutely brilliant. I’m surprise that Tarantino wasn’t nominated for an Oscar. I would have to give this movie 5 stars.

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Smelly Melly

Hello Funny One here. Today I haven’t done the funny one cartoon. I thought I’d have a break as it was my birthday. Instead I did a silly drawing of one of my sisters ex boyfriend. She made up this silly thing about him eating jelly in a welly. I never came up with it. “Smelly Melly in a welly, eating jelly, watching telly.” It was like years ago when she was at school. well anyways, I hope you like it, smelly Melly. Why did I put it up? Didn’t know what else to do. Did I ask if I could use it? No. She doesn’t like jokes. It’s all got to be serious. She’s not the sister I go to the cinema with.

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Movie Review – Parental Guidance

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister (Miss Loca) to see the movie “Parental Guidance”. Artie (Billy Crystal) and Diane (Bette Midler) agree to looking after their three grandkids when their parents have to leave town for work. There are problems when the kids’ 21st-century behavior collides with Artie and Diane’s old-school methods. It’s a really funny movie. It was so funny when the Barker paints Artie’s face. I drew a picture of that. There are lots of funny things that happen in the movie like when Barker pees when Tony Hawk is skating and he slips on it. So funny! A great family comedy everyone will love. I would have to give this 5 stars

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Movie Review – Quartet

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my mom and sister to see the movie “Quartet”.  It’s a really good movie. The acting is very good, and so is the directing. Dustin Hoffman did a great job! It’s a shame it hasn’t been nominated for any Baftas. Anyways, I give this movie 5 stars.

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Movie Review – Life Of Pi

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie “Life Of Pi”. It’s really good. they special effects are amazing. It look awesome in 3D. I would have to give this movie 5 stars.

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