Cuckoo : 5. Connie Sings

Hello, Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie “Hotel Transylvania” again. It wasn’t 3D though. The cinemas are cutting down on the showings. Andy Samberg is so funny. I love him singing.  Also The flying tables scene was funny. It was funny when Jonathan dives into the pool but Dracula drains the water then he moves a big jelly monster for Jonathan to fall into.

I watched Cuckoo last night. Self-appointed guru Cuckoo manages to motivate Lorna’s best friend Connie to leave Steve and pursue her childhood dream of becoming a singer.  it was so funny. It’s the Thompsons anniversary and Ken was planning to make a meal for him and Lorna. She forgets that is their anniversary and invites Connie and Steve to dinner. Cuckoo then invites himself to the dinner. Cuckoo tells them all he thinks houses should be free. Connie laughs at him. He asks her what her dream was and she tells him she wanted to be a singer, He then gets her to sing. “Connie, what are you, a swan?” So funny. “Now we can enjoy the rest of our meal together, except for Steve.” Cuckoo is so funny. After the meal Connie and Steve argue outside. Cuckoo is on the john and overhears them. “Never let anyone question your dreams. because without our dreams, what are we?” That is so true. Cuckoo can help me with my dreams. Anyways, Connie stays with them. Cuckoo helps her with her singing and it’s really annoying Ken. “I do like music and I’d like to protect it.” I love Cuckoos Tibetan guru hat.  I also loved the Gentlemen of Yale singing “Don’t You Want Me Baby.” So funny. Can’t get that out of my head. So funny when Connie is chanting names of singers she likes. “Sparkly potato of learning.” It was hilarious when they were singing in the street. “Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had given her an extra key.” A man wants her to sing in his restaurant. Connie and the owner sing “Relight My Fire” by Take That and they end up making out. Cuckoo was the only one to be excited by the performance.

Movie Review – Hotel Transylvania

Hello Funny One here. I’ve just watched Walker, Texas Ranger on TV.  It’s the Halloween episode with the devil worshippers. They’re so weird.

Today I went to the cinema to see the movie “Hotel Transylvania”. Dracula’s a father and has a hotel for monsters. Jonathan, A human goes there. He goes in disguise as Frankensteins cousin three times removed. (What does that even mean?) Jonathan and Dracula’s’ daughter Mavis meet and they like each other. Dracula doesn’t approve and has him leave. Andy Samberg has a great voice. I love it when he was singing in the movie. So funny! It’s like Lonely Island for kids. It was funny when the monsters were dancing at the party. I’ll definitely be seeing this movie again. Maybe in 3D.  I give this movie 5 stars.

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