You Tranny Be funny

Hello Funny One here with some funny pictures of transvestites. The first one is of Justin Bieber. Today is her period and she is wearing extra absorbent sanitary pads. She didn’t want anyone to know. Well it’s not that obvious is it. Hehehehehe!

And the second picture is of Adela Hernandez, 48, who is from Cuba. Hernandez, a Cuban man who has dressed up as a female since childhood. He  served two years in prison in the 1980s for “dangerousness” after her own family denounced her sexuality. This month she made history by becoming the first known transgender person to hold public office in Cuba, winning election as a delegate to the municipal government of Caibarien in the central province of Villa Clara. There was a ban of pink clothing at the public office, and that has now been lifted. Now Adela can be let in.

Crazy Mormons Beliefs

Hello Funny One here. The US Elections are soon, Mitt Romney’s a Mormon. Do we know anything about the Mormons? They have some crazy beliefs. Here are some of them.

10. Mormons have to pay one-tenth of all their interest annually.

9. No coffee, no drugs, no tobacco.

8. Apparently everyone on Earth has a spirit in the pre-existence. When you die, your spirit is separated from your body. If you were good you would go to “spirit paradise.” If you were bad you would go to “spirit prison.” The spirit world exists as a place for spirits to go while awaiting the second coming.

7.  Almost everyone who knows anything about the Mormon religion knows they have a prophet. What many don’t know, is anything that the prophet says in official capacity is considered official canon.

6. The Mormons believe that Jesus visited America.

5.  Mormons believe that God, Jesus and resurrected beings have bodies of “flesh and bone.”

4. In the LDS religion any worthy male can be given the priesthood and is given specific duties. Black people were not allowed to have the priesthood until 1978. Females are not allowed to have the priesthood.

3. Mormons believe that there are three heavens: the Celestial Kingdom, Terrestrial Kingdom, and Telestial Kingdom. The Celestial is the highest, where God and the ones who followed his law reside. The Terrestrial is the middle, where people who followed the Law of Moses reside. The Telestial is the lowest, where the ones who followed carnal law reside.

2.  Mormons believe that you can be forgiven for any sin, save two. First, denying the Holy Spirit, and second, murder.  Also, God is infinitely forgiving, until the second coming. After that, you end up where you end up, no matter what. There are no second chances. Period.

1. Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds and each world has people living on it. They also believe that multiple gods exist but each has their own universe. We are only subject to our God and if we obtain the highest level of heaven we can become gods ourselves.

Crazy. Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.

United States presidential election

Hello Funny One here. Today I have two political pictures for the United States presidential election.  They are of two famous supporters of both parties. Madonna for Barack Obama and Adam Sandler for Mitt Romney. The election is to be held on Tuesday, November 6, 2012. It will be the 57th quadrennial presidential election in which presidential electors will officially elect the president  and the vice president of the United States on December 17, 2012, will be chosen. Barack Obama is running for a second and final term.  His main challenger is Mitt Romney. As it states in the Constitution,  the 2012 presidential election will overlap with the United States Senate elections where one-third of the Senators will face re-election, and the United States House of Representatives elections to elect the members for the 113rd Congress. Eleven gubernatorial elections and many elections for numerous state legislatures will also take place at the same time.

Mitt Romney and Lindsay Lohan

Hello Funny One here. Did you know that Lindsay Lohan is backing Mitt Romney? When asked if about the election she said, “I just think employment is really important right now. So, as of now, Mitt Romney. Four years ago, Lindsay Lohan referred to Obama’s Presidential victory as  “amazing,” but now it seems the “Mean Girls” star has had a serious change of heart. Lohan also hinted at secretive underlying reasons for supporting the GOP  candidate and turning her back on Obama under wraps. “It’s a long story, but you’re going to have to wait for that,” she remarked,  adding that she would have liked to watch the Ryan vs. Biden debate. And this isn’t the first raving political move Lohan has made in recent  weeks. Last month, the problematic actress went as far as to tweet the President  requesting he “cut taxes for those who need it: middle-class families, small  businesses” as well as “those that are listed on Forbes as ‘millionaires’.” Her ever-changing hair color is another lengthy story. “It’s actually the wrong color than it’s supposed to be,” said Lohan. “But it’s the color of my natural hair and it will get there.” I don’t get it, What does that mean? Anyways I’ll leave it here. I have drawn a picture of what may have changed her mind to now vote for Romney.

It’s not Wall Street you have to worry about, it’s Sesame Street

Hello Funny One here. It’s been on the news recently about Mitt Romney and big bird. As part of a fundraising appeal, the Obama campaign has claimed that Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird in order to pay for tax cuts for the rich. “Save Big Bird! Vote Democratic,” the Obama Web site has declared. The appeal comes as the Obama campaign also launched a satirical ad highlighting Romney’s mention of the Sesame Street character during the first presidential debate. The latest tongue-in-cheek ad shows pictures of notoriously corrupt financial figures ,Bernie Madoff, Ken Lay and Dennis Kozlowski and states that there is an “evil genius” who towered over them. “One man has the guts to speak his name,” says the narrator, with the ad then flashing to Romney saying “Big Bird” repeatedly followed by Big Bird cheerfully saying his own name. “Mitt Romney knows it’s not Wall Street you have to worry about, it’s Sesame Street,” the implication of the ad. The ad ends with a cute shot of Big Bird in his nest, with his teddy bear, sleeping: “Mitt Romney, taking on our enemies no matter where they nest.” “Elmo, you better make a run for it!” Barack Obama joked at a campaign event. I’ll leave it here. last thing to say on it, Barack Obama takes out Bin Laden, Mitt Romney takes out big bird.