Mr Funny Naked

Hello Funny One here. I did some more writing today. I did a few pages. I also did another funny one cartoon. Mom laughed when she saw it and one of my sisters gave me a thumbs up. So I think they like it. Well always here it is.

#96 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 20
funnyone - titanic - ship of dreams part 20

Mr Funny wants me to draw him, naked. Hehehehehe! Well anyways I’ll finish here for now. I’ll be back tomorrow with another funny one cartoon.

I’m Flying

Hello Funny One here. I didn’t do any writing today but I might do some tomorrow. I’ve done another Funny One cartoon. Here it is. Hope you like it.

#95 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 19
funnyone - titanic - ship of dreams part 19

Me and Mr Funny had lunch, I showed him my pictures that I’d drawn, we had dinner and went to the front of the ship for a kiss. The food we were having at the dinner picture is supposed to be Peaches in Chartreuse Jelly. I found a recipe for it. Here it is.

Peaches in Chartreuse Jelly

Ingredients:
3 large cling stone peaches
4 cups water
2 cups granulated sugar
1/4 cup lemon juice
1 cinnamon stick
3 whole cloves
Fresh lemon balm leaves or edible flowers

Chartreuse Jelly:
5 teaspoons of powdered flavorless gelatin or approximately 5 teaspoons of vegeline
2 cups water
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1 cup Chartreuse

Directions:
1.Chartreuse Jelly:
Dissolve the gelatin or vegeline in 1 cup of water. In a small pot, bring the remaining cup to a boil. Then add the sugar and stir until it is completely dissolved. Remove from heat and allow it to cool for about 20 minutes. Add the Chartreuse and the gelatin or vegeline and stir to combine. Pour into a 9 x 13 inch glass baking dish lined with waxed paper; refrigerate until completely set.

2. Meanwhile, submerge the peaches in a large pot of boiling water for about 30 seconds, then move them to ice water. Slip off the skins, cut them in half and gently remove the stones.

3. In a large pot, mix the water and sugar, cook over medium heat stirring gently until sugar is dissolved. Bring to a boil and cook for one minute or until syrup is clear. Add some lemon juice, cinnamon stick and cloves.

4. Add the prepared peaches making sure they are entirely submerged, cut a piece of parchment that is slightly smaller than the pot and place over the top of the peaches to make sure they remain submerged.

5.Bring the syrup to a boil and lower the heat to medium-low and poach the peaches gently for 6 minutes or until soft (they should be easy to cut into with a spoon). Allow the peaches to cool in the syrup. This can be stored for 24 hours in the refrigerator.

6.To serve, turn out the jelly onto a cutting board and cut half into even little squares, the remaining half should be cut into decorative shapes using a cookie cutter. Plate the cut squares onto the centre of a flat plate, arranging the jelly shapes around the edges. Slice peaches from one end to almost the other, and spread it out onto a bed of jelly. Garnish with edible flowers or lemon balm leaves.

Well I’ll finish here for now.

You’ve Been Framed

Hello Funny One here. I did 5 pages of my editing. Not too bad but I feel could have done more. I would love to talk about it but I can’t. If I do then I can’t get it published. I’m half way through the book. I’ve also done another funny one cartoon. Here it is.

#94 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 18
funnyone - titanic - ship of dreams part 18

Finally the frames have been fixed. We have a temporary vase, the champagne bottle. No, the flowers aren’t in champagne. We drank all of it and filled it with water. Well anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

Mr Funny Creeping Around

Hello Funny one here. I’ve just started chapter 8. I hope I can do more tomorrow. I can’t wait to finish the book. I hope I can get it on Amazon. I wonder If anyone would buy it. Then hopefully I hope to get he published into books. Well I can’t sign a computer screen. Hehehehehe! But I think I’m doing ok with my book. Anyways, I’ve done another funny one cartoon. Here it is. It’s ok but I don’t think it’s as good as last nights one. I think that one is the better on the ship of dreams.

#91 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 15
funnyone - titanic - ship of dreams part 15

Mr Funny is creeping of somewhere. Where is he going? Can I fix the vase? To find out, come back tomorrow. Anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

Getting Smashed

Hello Funny One here. I did more of my rewriting. I’m on chapter 7 of my book now. That’s not too bad. I can’t wait to finish. I also drew another funny one cartoon. I’ve snuck into first class. What’ll happen next. Find out now. Here it is.

#90 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 14
funnyone - titanic- ship of dreams part 14

I’m in Mr Funny’s room. Were going to have some champagne. As he opens the bottle he breaks a frame and a vase. I’m going to watch Rocky 4. I love that movie. It’s on TV in five minutes. I’ll finish here for now. I’ll be back with more funny one cartoons and funny things.

Funny Writing

Hello Funny One here. Today I did some writing, like in the picture. I didn’t do as much as I would have like to but some is better than none, right? I also drew this picture of me.

funnyone - writing

Tomorrow I will do more writing and do some funny pictures. I’ve got some ideas so I’ll do that tomorrow. Well I’ll finish here for now.

United States presidential election

Hello Funny One here. Today I have two political pictures for the United States presidential election.  They are of two famous supporters of both parties. Madonna for Barack Obama and Adam Sandler for Mitt Romney. The election is to be held on Tuesday, November 6, 2012. It will be the 57th quadrennial presidential election in which presidential electors will officially elect the president  and the vice president of the United States on December 17, 2012, will be chosen. Barack Obama is running for a second and final term.  His main challenger is Mitt Romney. As it states in the Constitution,  the 2012 presidential election will overlap with the United States Senate elections where one-third of the Senators will face re-election, and the United States House of Representatives elections to elect the members for the 113rd Congress. Eleven gubernatorial elections and many elections for numerous state legislatures will also take place at the same time.

Boner Alert – Shia LaBeouf

Hello Funny One here. today it’s my sisters birthday. So i’ll say happy birthday to her. Anyways I drew some funny pictures, i’m hoping to send them off to mad magazine. I hope they’ll get published. That would be super cool to get some pictures in mad magazine. I also drew another funny picture of Shia Labeouf. He gets a boner when he watches the movie hard target. Watching Van Damme gets him too excited. Well i’ll leave it there for now. I’ll put up some more funny pictures. Well I hope they’re funny.

We Know All Your Secrets – Justin Bieber

Hello Funny One here. I had some problems with the computer yesterday so I couldn’t do my blog. There is another “We Know All Your Secrets” and it’s about Justin Bieber.

“We Know All Your Secrets”

Justin Bieber

On the first night of Justin Bieber’s world tour, he didn’t throw up once but threw up twice. After vomiting all over centre-stage, he blamed his digestive pyrotechnics on having drunk too much milk before the concert. Later the singer finally tweeted a reason for his vomiting, the explanation was a lame “Milk was a bad choice!” But we know the real reason for the vomiting. A unamed source claims that Justin Bieber is actually a girl and is pregnant. Also she doesn’t know who the father is.

I’ve also drawn two funny cartoons. One of me and the other is of Shia LaBeouf.

#1 alarm cock

#8 you’re no J Lo

Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.