Shia Labeouf – The Faggit

Hello Funny One here. I finally put up my picture. Shia Labeouf is to be in a movie called the faggit. It’s a gay version of the hobbit. From the makers of Bambi and the Back-Up Plan.

Basil Gobbing is swept into a journey to recover the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Orb Ere from the terrifying dragon Sag Mu.. Approached by the wizard Gland Fag Rye, Basil finds himself joining a group of thirteen dwarves led by the legendary warrior, Thorn I deal Honkies. Their journey will take them into the Wild; through dangerous lands swarming with Goblins and Orcs, deadly Wargs and Giant Spiders, Shape shifters and Sorcerers. their purpose lies to the East and the wastelands of the Lonely Mountain first they must escape the goblin tunnels, where Basil meets the creature that will change his life forever … Gull Om. Here, alone with Gull Om, on the shores of an underground lake, the humble Basil Gobbing not only discovers depths of deceit and courage that surprise even him, he also gains possession of Gull Om’s “precious” ring that holds unexpected and useful qualities … A simple, gold ring that is tied to the fate of all Middle-earth in ways Basil cannot begin to know.

here are some people’s opinions of the movie
“He’s left holding his own dick” – Mickey Rourke
“I think there’s something wrong with your ball boner” – Dolph Lundgren
“It has a fell-good factor” – Shayna LaBeouf (his mom)
“I’m so proud of you” – Little Jimmy Dickens

Coming to a cinema near you!

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