Shia Labeouf – The Faggit

Hello Funny One here. I finally put up my picture. Shia Labeouf is to be in a movie called the faggit. It’s a gay version of the hobbit. From the makers of Bambi and the Back-Up Plan.

Basil Gobbing is swept into a journey to recover the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Orb Ere from the terrifying dragon Sag Mu.. Approached by the wizard Gland Fag Rye, Basil finds himself joining a group of thirteen dwarves led by the legendary warrior, Thorn I deal Honkies. Their journey will take them into the Wild; through dangerous lands swarming with Goblins and Orcs, deadly Wargs and Giant Spiders, Shape shifters and Sorcerers. their purpose lies to the East and the wastelands of the Lonely Mountain first they must escape the goblin tunnels, where Basil meets the creature that will change his life forever … Gull Om. Here, alone with Gull Om, on the shores of an underground lake, the humble Basil Gobbing not only discovers depths of deceit and courage that surprise even him, he also gains possession of Gull Om’s “precious” ring that holds unexpected and useful qualities … A simple, gold ring that is tied to the fate of all Middle-earth in ways Basil cannot begin to know.

here are some people’s opinions of the movie
“He’s left holding his own dick” – Mickey Rourke
“I think there’s something wrong with your ball boner” – Dolph Lundgren
“It has a fell-good factor” – Shayna LaBeouf (his mom)
“I’m so proud of you” – Little Jimmy Dickens

Coming to a cinema near you!

Shia LaBeouf Exclusive New Fragrance

Hello Funny One here again.Yeah, just a little, short, itty-bitty blurb.  I would love to a longer one, but I’m working on a really big, huge, enormous story. But I do have a Shia LaBeouf exclusive. He’s to have a fragrance out for christmas. Fancy a bit of bum cum? I meant bum chum. When you’re typing too fast you make mistakes. I hate that. Anyways, You bet your ass this is class. It’s the first fragrance that is peach colored and goes on clear. The fragrance smells like naked flesh, sweat and a lil hint of shite. (Also he calls his penis “little jimmy dickens”)

Cavern a Good Time in West Virginia

Hello Funny One here. Today’s state is West Virginia. The picture is of me at the Lost World Caverns. It was first discovered in 1942 and really is an amazing place for everyone to visit. It ain’t like what the temperature is on the outside, all random and unpredictable as the cave always remains a constant 52 degrees. Take a wild cave tour, it’s very adventurous and a great opportunity to go beyond the standard walking tour and explore undeveloped parts of the cavern. You will go on a 4-hour trip through more than a mile of chambers and passageways. Cool!

The Museum of Radio and Technology features many interesting things like vintage radios, test equipment and parts. Try out the working crystal radio, (no batteries or plug-in power is required!), Rotary spark gap demonstrator, plus find out what Don Knotts, Grandpa Jones, Little Jimmy Dickens, Soupy Sales and Bob Denver have in common. Is it because they’re all American? All Men? They all sang on the radio together? Go there – find out!!!!!

The Oil And Gas Museum is very interesting. Learn all the history of the oil and gas industry in West Virginia. Did you know that both oil and natural gas were discovered in Western Virginia by the first explorers in the mid-1700s?