pongologue

Hello Funny One here. Lassie felt up kids. Pal the male dog who played the bitch lassie in “Lassie come home” is at the center of sexual assault claims. For legal reasons we can’t use their names. An old woman claims he touched her up as a child, “he put his paw on me. It lingered there for too long. At the time I didn’t think anything of it but when I think back to it he was lusting after me. the way he looked at me with his tongue hanging out. It wasnt natural.” An old man also claims to be the victim of the sex fiend. “He sniffed and liked my wiener. He wanted to have sex with me.” An investigation is going on and many more people are coming forward to accuse the dog, they’ll also get the big compensation money.

Brad Pitt is advertising  the Chanel No5 perfume. In the advert he does a monologue. I don’t get it. Why a man advertising a womans perfume. From Marilyn Monroe, Nicole Kidman and Audrey Tautou to Brad Pitt. I thought Chanel would have made a better choice, no offence. I think that Angelina Jolie would have been a better choice. She’s glamorous and a talented actress.

We Know All Your Secrets – Justin Bieber

Hello Funny One here. I had some problems with the computer yesterday so I couldn’t do my blog. There is another “We Know All Your Secrets” and it’s about Justin Bieber.

“We Know All Your Secrets”

Justin Bieber

On the first night of Justin Bieber’s world tour, he didn’t throw up once but threw up twice. After vomiting all over centre-stage, he blamed his digestive pyrotechnics on having drunk too much milk before the concert. Later the singer finally tweeted a reason for his vomiting, the explanation was a lame “Milk was a bad choice!” But we know the real reason for the vomiting. A unamed source claims that Justin Bieber is actually a girl and is pregnant. Also she doesn’t know who the father is.

I’ve also drawn two funny cartoons. One of me and the other is of Shia LaBeouf.

#1 alarm cock

#8 you’re no J Lo

Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.