Hello Funny One here. In the cartoon has Funny One has woken up or is it a dream? I hope the cartoon makes sense. Here it is.
#248 The Truth Is Out There Part 14
Tag Archives: dreams
There’s A Rat In My Cup
Hello Funny One here. I have a headache so I won’t be too long. I’ve done another funny one cartoon. The last part of the ship of dreams cartoon will be tomorrow. It will also be my 100th cartoon. 100 cartoons. That’s a lot. I wonder if I will do another 100. I wouldn’t mind getting 100 views in one day though. That would be awesome!
#99 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 23
The ship is sinking, I managed to save the rat. I put it in a teacup. What will happen to me and Mr Funny. To find out that, come back tomorrow. I’ll finish here for now. I’m going to sleep now. Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Sitting In Parked Cars
Hello Funny one here. I’ve done more editing. I’ve finished chapter 9. I’m more than half way through. Not doing too bad. I will be back doing my writing tomorrow morning. I’ve also done another funny one cartoon. It’s part 21. I think there may be only few more. I hope I’m not boring too may people. Well anyways, here it is.
#97 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 21
Me and Mr funny have another drink, run through the boiler room and go into a car. Hehehehehe! I hope you liked it. Well anyways I’m going to watch Rocky 5. It’s on TV right now. I’ll be back tomorrow.
Mr Funny Naked
Hello Funny One here. I did some more writing today. I did a few pages. I also did another funny one cartoon. Mom laughed when she saw it and one of my sisters gave me a thumbs up. So I think they like it. Well always here it is.
#96 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 20
Mr Funny wants me to draw him, naked. Hehehehehe! Well anyways I’ll finish here for now. I’ll be back tomorrow with another funny one cartoon.
I’m Flying
Hello Funny One here. I didn’t do any writing today but I might do some tomorrow. I’ve done another Funny One cartoon. Here it is. Hope you like it.
#95 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 19
Me and Mr Funny had lunch, I showed him my pictures that I’d drawn, we had dinner and went to the front of the ship for a kiss. The food we were having at the dinner picture is supposed to be Peaches in Chartreuse Jelly. I found a recipe for it. Here it is.
Peaches in Chartreuse Jelly
Ingredients:
3 large cling stone peaches
4 cups water
2 cups granulated sugar
1/4 cup lemon juice
1 cinnamon stick
3 whole cloves
Fresh lemon balm leaves or edible flowers
Chartreuse Jelly:
5 teaspoons of powdered flavorless gelatin or approximately 5 teaspoons of vegeline
2 cups water
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1 cup Chartreuse
Directions:
1.Chartreuse Jelly:
Dissolve the gelatin or vegeline in 1 cup of water. In a small pot, bring the remaining cup to a boil. Then add the sugar and stir until it is completely dissolved. Remove from heat and allow it to cool for about 20 minutes. Add the Chartreuse and the gelatin or vegeline and stir to combine. Pour into a 9 x 13 inch glass baking dish lined with waxed paper; refrigerate until completely set.
2. Meanwhile, submerge the peaches in a large pot of boiling water for about 30 seconds, then move them to ice water. Slip off the skins, cut them in half and gently remove the stones.
3. In a large pot, mix the water and sugar, cook over medium heat stirring gently until sugar is dissolved. Bring to a boil and cook for one minute or until syrup is clear. Add some lemon juice, cinnamon stick and cloves.
4. Add the prepared peaches making sure they are entirely submerged, cut a piece of parchment that is slightly smaller than the pot and place over the top of the peaches to make sure they remain submerged.
5.Bring the syrup to a boil and lower the heat to medium-low and poach the peaches gently for 6 minutes or until soft (they should be easy to cut into with a spoon). Allow the peaches to cool in the syrup. This can be stored for 24 hours in the refrigerator.
6.To serve, turn out the jelly onto a cutting board and cut half into even little squares, the remaining half should be cut into decorative shapes using a cookie cutter. Plate the cut squares onto the centre of a flat plate, arranging the jelly shapes around the edges. Slice peaches from one end to almost the other, and spread it out onto a bed of jelly. Garnish with edible flowers or lemon balm leaves.
Well I’ll finish here for now.
PANDA-MONIUM!!!
Hello Funny One here. Scotland’s First Minister, Alex Salmond, is having some furry big problems. And, no, not with his hairy pits, but with the pandas from China that are now living in Edinburgh Zoo. Both countries made a deal hoping that the pandas would mate and would increase their population (plus, he’s secretly hoping to make some extra cash from tourists.) Well, what do you know? They refuse to mate. Salmond is now going to extreme measures to try to get them to do it.
Exhibit A:
Salmond decides a movie might help get things moving along and decides to let them watch one of the cheesiest romantic movies available, “The Vow.” By viewing humans getting it on should have get things hot and steamy for the pandas, making them want to mate. The pandas get bored and start to fight.
Exhibit B:
OK, so romantic movies don’t work. Well, how about something really dirty and filthy! Salmond picks up a copy of his favorite book, “Fifty Shades of Grey” and reads to the pandas. Wild animals will surely like this, with him talking dirty. They’ll be mating in no time. The only thing that happens is that it makes him want to jump on them more!
Exhibit C:
Maybe a romantic meal with a little candlelight might work. Salmond buys a candle with the word “Celebrate!” printed on the side to celebrate their mating, but he doesn’t realize the word on the candle is actually “Celibate”. Does this work? No. Why would a candle work?
Exhibit D:
OK, well maybe the pandas are more visual. Salmond thinks that by giving the female panda a make-over to look like Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman“, the male panda won’t be able to resist her and jump on her, just like he secretly wants to. Alex Salmond is really obsessed with hookers and pandas. His biggest sex fantasy is to have a threesome with a hooker and a panda, however I’m sure he’ll love this better – a hooker panda.
Exhibit E
Now getting super-desperate at this stage, Salmond will do anything and I mean anything, and starts to strip naked for them. (It doesn’t help that he’s doing it to Justin Bieber’s latest CD playing in the background) He actually thinks that when they see the sight of his crotch, it will turn them on, and soon come thoughts to him that he might look too good and they might want to have sex with him instead! (In his dreams!)
Exhibit F
Now with the idea of him being the ultimate sex-god, deciding that the pandas want him instead of each other, he now wants a threesome. Plus, he really wants to know what it’s like to have sex with not just one but two pandas. And they’d get to know what it’s like sleeping with the ultimate “sex machine.” Yuck! No one would want him!
In conclusion, Alex Salmond proves here that no matter how desperate one may be, they can’t make pandas mate. Anyways I’ll finish here for now.
Ship Of Dreams
Hello Funny One here. I’ve done the second part to the ship of dreams.
#79 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 2
Very authentic. The ship has rats. Well I’ll be doing the Third part on Wednesday.
I’ve drawn some more pictures for Paris Fashion Week. Today’s designer is Lanvin.
Here are some links to check out.
http://www.style.com/fashionshows/review/F2013RTW-LANVIN
http://www.lanvin.com/#/en/collections/womens-autumn-winter-2013
I’ll finish here for now.
We Know All Your Secrets – Justin Bieber
Hello Funny One here. I had some problems with the computer yesterday so I couldn’t do my blog. There is another “We Know All Your Secrets” and it’s about Justin Bieber.
“We Know All Your Secrets”
Justin Bieber
On the first night of Justin Bieber’s world tour, he didn’t throw up once but threw up twice. After vomiting all over centre-stage, he blamed his digestive pyrotechnics on having drunk too much milk before the concert. Later the singer finally tweeted a reason for his vomiting, the explanation was a lame “Milk was a bad choice!” But we know the real reason for the vomiting. A unamed source claims that Justin Bieber is actually a girl and is pregnant. Also she doesn’t know who the father is.
I’ve also drawn two funny cartoons. One of me and the other is of Shia LaBeouf.
#1 alarm cock
#8 you’re no J Lo
Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.
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