Up Uranus

Hello Funny One here. Today I drew Uranus. It’s the seventh smallest planet in the solar system and the seventh planet from the Sun. Uranus is mainly composed of ices and rock. It also has 27 moons. The other large planets have extremely hot cores, and radiate infrared radiation. Something made the core of Uranus cool down to the point that it doesn’t radiate much heat. The temperature of the cloud tops on Uranus can drop down to 49 K. It was the first planet discovered by telescope. It spins lying on its  side, like a barrel, this is possibly due to a large collision early in its formation.

I have also drawn a cartoon. I’ll hopefully be doing more, one every day of me trying to get into America. Today’s cartoon is called “Flight Plan”.

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In the cartoon I’m trying to sneak into America in a suitcase. Someone who works there finds the unattended suitcase. He thinks there is a bomb in the suitcase so it gets blown up.

Yo Ho Ho and a Box of Cookies!!!

Hello, Funny one here. My state for today is Maryland. I’m with an elephant at the Lexington Market. Join them for one of Baltimore’s most interesting traditions, “Lunch with the Elephants.” The elephants are greeted by many adoring fans, live music and circus clowns. When they arrive, they are treated to the world’s largest stand up vegetarian buffet. They eat 1100 oranges, 700 bananas, 1000 apples, 400 pears, 500 heads of lettuce and 500 carrots. Baltimore is the only city in the United States to host this event on a yearly basis.

What about places for people to eat? There’s some interesting restaurants to go and eat. Sabatino’s Italian restaurant. What would I order? For starters, fried mozzarella, garlic bread and  fresh mozzarella with tomatoes. For the main meal, a fettuccine alfredo which is homemade fettuccine noodles served in their famous butter, cream and cheese sauce.  And for dessert I would have the tiramisu. To drink, I would have Chianti. Another cool place is One-Eyed Mike which is a pirate themed restaurant. What would I order? The Baked Brie, which is warm baked brie topped with oven-roasted almonds and a raspberry Melba sauce and the pecan-encrusted salmon. It’s an eight ounce salmon filet encrusted with pecans and finished with a maple glaze, served over wild rice and the vegetable of the day. What would I drink? They don’t have Chianti, so I would probably have the Fourteen Hands Merlot. But being a pirate themed restaurant, maybe they should serve rum. Still on food, there is a shop that sells yummy cookies, “Bundles of Cookies”.  They even have yummy whoopie pies. Mmmmm whoopie pies.

Back to pirates, there is the Urban Pirates. They let you go on the pirate ship with your own grog and you can act like a pirate!  Also staying with boats, there is the “Historic Ships In Baltimore” The USS Torsk looks super cool! It’s one of two tench class submarines that are still located in the United States. It has the nickname “Galloping Ghost of the Japanese Coast.” In 1945, the Torsk made two war patrols off Japan, sinking one cargo vessel and two coastal defense frigates. The latter of these, torpedoed on 14 August 1945 and was the last enemy ship sunk by the U.S. Navy in World War II.

Other fun places to go are the NASA Goddard Space Flight Center. It’s home to the nation’s largest organization of combined scientists, engineers and technologists that build spacecraft, instruments and new technology to study the Earth, the sun, our solar system, and the Universe. The National Museum of Civil War Medicine is where you can find out about what medicines they used during the Civil War. Plus there is The Fire Museum of Maryland, which is where they have the third largest collection on display of any fire museum in the world. Among the collection are 42 antique fire apparatus, memorabilia, fire-fighting equipment, models, and photographs.

Chocolate Rivers in Washington

Hello, Funny One here. I was supposed to be going out to see the movie Spiderman, but as life is shit, something happened and we couldn’t go. I just stayed in and drew some pictures.

Today’s state is Washington. I always thought Washington D.C. was in Washington, but it’s not. It’s not even in a state, it’s between the states of Maryland and Virginia. The picture I drew is of me at a party at the Space Needle. The good thing about having a party up there is you won’t disturb anyone with the noise!

What is there to do in Washington apart from discover that the White House isn’t there?!? Well, there is there is the Space Needle, of course. Tourists will love to ride the ducks!  The hilarious, coast guard-ceritified maritimecaptains will take you on an adventure tour of Seattle and they will also narrate information, dance to the music and quack you up with some jokes and comedy. Then splash into the water to cruise on the lake and view the Seattle skyline.

Nature lovers will adore Mount Rainier National Park, and if you like the water, you could go to the Annual Seattle Boat Show. If, like me, you love ice cream, then you’ll want to go to Molly’s Moon’s Homemade Ice Cream Shop. The flavors there sound delicious! Everyone should go to Red Mill burgers in Seattle. They have meat and vegetarian burgers. Yum!

Why not visit Poulsbo? Poulsbo has a long history as a destination for immigrants from Norway and Finland. It maintains its Scandinavian theme with its shops and restaurants. If you want a great Washington vacation destination with a Western flair then visit Winthrop. If you love wolves, then you’ll want to see the Wolf Haven International.  I wouldn’t mind going.

Go to the Olympic Game Farm and you’ll see many different animals. If you want to know more about the history and cultural then you can visit Yakama Nation Museum and Cultural Heritage. Or you can step back in time with a visit to the Chehalis-Centralia Railroad museum and railroad. Some interesting museums to visit are the Future of Flight Aviation Center & Boeing Tour, the Naval Undersea Museum, The Museum of Glass and the Whale Museum. You’ll have a whale of a time! The Museum of Flight looks cool, it’s one of the largest air and space museums in the world. Cool! I’m on the next flight over (no pun intended!) I wouldn’t mind going to the Seattle Metropolitan Police Museum. It’s the largest police museum in the western U.S. However, One place I have to go to is the Savor Seattle Food Tour. The Chocolate Indulgent Tour looks good, too. Mmmmmm chocolate. I’ll leave it there. I’m hungry, I’ll go look for some chocolate!

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