Twilight Breaking Dawn in 100 Words

Hello Funny One here. As the new Twilight movie is out soon I thought I would write the story in 100 words. No, I didn’t read it I just googled it. Anyways, Here’s the breaking dawn in 100 words.

Edward and Bella marry, have sex, she gets pregnant. The baby’s a mutant, Edward worries it will kill Bella and wants her to abort it. He gives Jacob permission to fuck his wife so she can get pregnant. Jacob is very tempted by this offer, he can fuck Bella. She keeps the baby Renesmee and almost dies giving birth. She is bitten and turns into a vampire. The Volturi want to kill the baby as it’s illegal to have a baby vampire, Bella uses a love shield to protect everyone. Because Jacob can’t fuck Bella then he’ll fuck Renesmee instead.

I’m not saying a word. I’ll just leave it here.

We Know All Your Secrets – Justin Bieber

Hello Funny One here. I had some problems with the computer yesterday so I couldn’t do my blog. There is another “We Know All Your Secrets” and it’s about Justin Bieber.

“We Know All Your Secrets”

Justin Bieber

On the first night of Justin Bieber’s world tour, he didn’t throw up once but threw up twice. After vomiting all over centre-stage, he blamed his digestive pyrotechnics on having drunk too much milk before the concert. Later the singer finally tweeted a reason for his vomiting, the explanation was a lame “Milk was a bad choice!” But we know the real reason for the vomiting. A unamed source claims that Justin Bieber is actually a girl and is pregnant. Also she doesn’t know who the father is.

I’ve also drawn two funny cartoons. One of me and the other is of Shia LaBeouf.

#1 alarm cock

#8 you’re no J Lo

Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.

Movie Review – That’s My Boy

Hello It’s the Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema to see the movie “That’s My Boy”. It’s about a young boy, Donny who has sex with his teacher, she ends up getting pregnant then sent to jail. Adam Sandler plays Donny when he’s older and Andy Samberg plays his son, Han Solo. But as he grows up he changes his name to Todd. Normally I wouldn’t see a movie like this but Andy Samberg is in it. He’s so funny. I laughed at all his scenes. He has such great screen presence, you just want to look at him when he’s on-screen. He was obviously the best in the movie. Adam Sandler wasn’t too bad. I didn’t like Leighton Meester. She was bad in it, also I didn’t like her character, Jamie. She was a bitch to Todd.

The picture I’ve drawn is of a scene in the movie. Todd is in the shower and he’s wearing shorts. That’s when Donny walks in and wants a tickle fight. Han Solo has got a funny tattoo of new kids on the block on his back. The best scenes are all Andy’s ones. I would give this movie 3 stars. If Andy Samberg wasn’t in it I would give it no stars.

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