Bathtubs And Showers

Hello Funny One here. Today is part 6 of the cartoon.

#279 Home Sweet Home Part 6

They don’t have baths but they do have hot springs in their homes. Wouldn’t that be cool to have in your home.

Escape Plan

Hello Funny One here. As it’s prisoners week I’ve drawn another prison picture. It’s of the funny one in a prison like the one in “escape plan”. It’s a brilliant movie. I saw it four times! I loved Arnie’s rant in german. So funny! It’s so cool when Arnie uses the machine gun at the end of the movie. I can’t wait for it to be released on DVD.

I’ll be saying the prayer again tonight.

The Prisoners Week Prayer

Lord, you offer freedom to all people.
We pray for those who are held in prison.
Break the bonds of fear and isolation that exist.
Support with your love: prisoners, their families and friends,
prison staff, chaplains and all who care.
Heal those who have been wounded by the activities of others,
especially the victims of crime.
Help us to forgive one another, to act justly, to love mercy,
and walk humbly together with Christ
in his strength and in his Spirit,
now and every day.
Amen.

I care about someone in prison. I would love to visit him but that’s not possible, I’m in Britain and he’s not. I’ve never been to a prison to visit anyone. That would be weird. I did write to him though. But I would like to visit him in prison but I’d rather he was free.

Fan The Flames

Hello Funny One here. In the cartoon I’ve managed to kill all the bugs. I’ve used a flamethrower. They’re so cool. It would be awesome to have one. Who wouldn’t want one? Hehehehe!

#166 Funny Twits Part 24

Glass Elevator

Hello Funny One here. I’ve done more of my rewriting. I’m almost finished chapter 15. I’ve added some extra scenes and cut some boring ones out. I’ve made the chapters longer so I think I may have only one more chapter left. I’ve also done another funny one cartoon. My family liked the last cartoon but thought I should have won the factory. I’ve done another part to the Wonka cartoon. They liked this one.

#125 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 25

Everyone gets free chocolate for life. I even get a free glass elevator. How cool would that be. I could get to America in there. But the police would only shoot at me for trying to sneak in the country. Anyways, I’m going to finish here for now.

Golden Ticket

Hello Funny One here. How far am I on my rewrite? I’m half way through chapter 12. I don’t want rush through it. I don’t want there to be any boring bits in my book. Anyways, I did another funny one cartoon. hope you like it.

#110 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 10

I’ve found the last golden ticket. Hurrah! That would be so cool, wouldn’t it. Well anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

I’m Flying

Hello Funny One here. I didn’t do any writing today but I might do some tomorrow. I’ve done another Funny One cartoon. Here it is. Hope you like it.

#95 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 19

Me and Mr Funny had lunch, I showed him my pictures that I’d drawn, we had dinner and went to the front of the ship for a kiss. The food we were having at the dinner picture is supposed to be Peaches in Chartreuse Jelly. I found a recipe for it. Here it is.

Peaches in Chartreuse Jelly

Ingredients:
3 large cling stone peaches
4 cups water
2 cups granulated sugar
1/4 cup lemon juice
1 cinnamon stick
3 whole cloves
Fresh lemon balm leaves or edible flowers

Chartreuse Jelly:
5 teaspoons of powdered flavorless gelatin or approximately 5 teaspoons of vegeline
2 cups water
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1 cup Chartreuse

Directions:
1.Chartreuse Jelly:
Dissolve the gelatin or vegeline in 1 cup of water. In a small pot, bring the remaining cup to a boil. Then add the sugar and stir until it is completely dissolved. Remove from heat and allow it to cool for about 20 minutes. Add the Chartreuse and the gelatin or vegeline and stir to combine. Pour into a 9 x 13 inch glass baking dish lined with waxed paper; refrigerate until completely set.

2. Meanwhile, submerge the peaches in a large pot of boiling water for about 30 seconds, then move them to ice water. Slip off the skins, cut them in half and gently remove the stones.

3. In a large pot, mix the water and sugar, cook over medium heat stirring gently until sugar is dissolved. Bring to a boil and cook for one minute or until syrup is clear. Add some lemon juice, cinnamon stick and cloves.

4. Add the prepared peaches making sure they are entirely submerged, cut a piece of parchment that is slightly smaller than the pot and place over the top of the peaches to make sure they remain submerged.

5.Bring the syrup to a boil and lower the heat to medium-low and poach the peaches gently for 6 minutes or until soft (they should be easy to cut into with a spoon). Allow the peaches to cool in the syrup. This can be stored for 24 hours in the refrigerator.

6.To serve, turn out the jelly onto a cutting board and cut half into even little squares, the remaining half should be cut into decorative shapes using a cookie cutter. Plate the cut squares onto the centre of a flat plate, arranging the jelly shapes around the edges. Slice peaches from one end to almost the other, and spread it out onto a bed of jelly. Garnish with edible flowers or lemon balm leaves.

Well I’ll finish here for now.

Funny One 2012

Hello Funny One here. I thought I would just review some of my pictures from this year. I know I haven’t been on that long, just a few months.

This picture is of me and Andy Samberg in Hawaii. I just thought it would look funny if Andy was being the creep and sneaking up on me.

Goofy with beach boobs. There are no words for that.

Me at a rodeo. That would happen to me. Hehehehehe!

This picture is of me and Andy Samberg again. Captain Underpants is from Ohio. I just thought this would look really funny.

This is of me in a bath filled of cola. that would be pretty awesome. Sticky, but awesome.

This is me on Venus. My most like picture. 7 likes. I guess I didn’t do too bad with this picture then.

This is me on Neptune. I like the idea of drawing a picture all in blue. I thought it didn’t look too bad. What do you think?

This is one of my funny one cartoons. I know it’s a mad idea but one of my favorites.

Another one of my favorites. wouldn’t it be cool if you could send yourself by e-mail. I would only end up in the junk mail though. Hehehehehe!

This is probably my favorite picture. I wanted to get the lighting just right. I think it’s not bad.

Mitt Romney shooting big bird. I drew that one really quickly and don’t think it’s that bad.

A good fuck for good luck. I love this picture. My family love it too. My sister, Miss Loca said it’s one her favorite’s.

I just like to draw Andy Samberg. I love the episode with the cat. So funny!

This is what Andy Samberg would loo like as a character from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. Cool! He looks great!

I’m really happy with this picture of President Obama.

This is my favorite part of the funny one boat series.

This is of Andy Samberg in the movie Celeste And Jesse Forever. Andy was amazing in that movie.

Good guys wear black

Hello Funny One here. I haven’t done a picture for today. I did finish the Cuckoo picture though. It’s of him and the cat. I watched “Good guys wear black” We got it sent out from lovefilm. Chuck Norris was awesome! It was so cool when he does a king fu kick at the windscreen and kills a man. well he was trying to kill him with the car. I also watched the repeat of Cuckoo again. Just so funny! Love it when he was singing in the car. Anyways, I’ll leave it here.

Holy Neptune!

Hello Funny One here. Today’s planet is Neptune. It’s named after the Roman god of the sea. The picture is of me as a mermaid. It would be so cool to be a mermaid. Ok, back to the planet. It’s the eighth planet from the Sun in our solar system. It has 13 moons, Naiad, Thalassa, Despina, Galatea, Larisaa, Proteus, Triton, Nereid, Halimede, Sao, Laomedeia, Psamathe and Neso. It’s a gas planet so it doesn’t have a hard surface.

I’ve drawn another “Funny One Cartoon” today. I’m trying a boat instead on a plane. “Funny One Goes boating”

#2 Funny One Goes Boating

Very Vermont!

Hello, Funny One here. I didn’t do much writing today, but it is the weekend though! I will get back to writing my funny stuff tomorrow.

Today’s state is Vermont. What things can you do in Vermont? Go Camping. I wouldn’t mind.

There is the “Bread And Puppet Theater”. It sounds cool! I have drawn some of the puppets in today’s picture. Two of them are drinking cider. What is there to do. There’s a tour around Ben And Jerry’s. I love ice cream so I’d love to do that. Mmmmmm ice cream. There is a Dutch Pancake Cafe which apparently sells so many different  combinations of sweet or savory pancakes. Mmmmmm pancakes.

Theres the ECHO Lake Aquarium And Science Center. They have many cool exhibits! Fairbanks Museum And Planetarium looks cool too. There are so many cool things I don’t have time to type them all down.

There’s a Vermont Country Store that sells lots of yummy candies. Salt Water Taffy, Fudge, Bunny Barley Pops, Gumdrops, Fruit-flavored Rods, Nougats and many more yummy candy. Mmmmm candy. There is a cool pizzeria and lounge called the “Piecasso”. Now I have to go there at least once. There’s the Lake Champlian Chocolates factory. Of course would go there as I love chocolate. Mmmmm chocolate.

Oh, and there’s an Old Hollow Cider Mill. Get some homemade fudge and some cider. Mmmmm homemade fudge and cider. There’s a Grafton Village Cheese Company. I love cheese. I better leave it there for now. Pumpkinhead is on TV, I’ll watch some of that. I love that movie!