Director Funny

Hello Funny One here. Today I filmed my sister doing some monologues. I don’t think I did too bad. My sister did great. She’s a mixture of Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet. I also did another funny one cartoon. I even drew my sister (Miss Loca) in it. She’s the one I filmed today. I hope you like it. Here it is.

#102 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 2
funnyone - funny one and the chocolate factory part 2

So I didn’t win this time, but I still have my chocolate. Mmmmm chocolate. I don’t know why but right now I would really like to have a glass of red wine and some french fries. That would be great! Well anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

Cabin Biscuits

Hello Funny One here. I’ve done another Funny One cartoon.

#80 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 3

funnyone - titanic - ship of dreams part 3

I’m having lunch on the new Titanic. I found a recipe on-line for the cabin biscuits. Here it is.

CABIN BISCUITS
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon shortening
3/4 cup water

mix flour and salt together in a bowl. Using your fingertips, work shortening into flour until the mixture resembles fine crumbs. Make a well in the ingredients and pour in water. Blend until the mixture forms a stiff dough, adding up to 2 extra teaspoons of water if required. Place on a lightly floured surface and roll into cylinder. Cut into 25 evenly sized pieces, then loosely cover with plastic wrap. let it rest 15 minutes. Roll each piece of dough into a 2-1/2-inch circle. Then prick all over with fork. Place them on an ungreased baking sheet. Bake them in a 375-degree oven for about 15 minutes or until they are lightly browned.

Variations: Spray the unbaked biscuits with water and then sprinkle with rock salt. Or you could sprinkle with Parmesan cheese and fresh chopped parsley when 10 minutes into baking, Or you could sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar.

Apparently today is International Women’s Day. I have no idea what that means. What was I going to draw today? Well I thought I would just draw me. I am a woman. I’m wearing some spanish designer clothes. They look awesome, right?

funnyone - international women's day

Here are the links for the clothes.
http://www.clubalia.com/es/camisa-roberta-1.html
http://www.agatharuizdelaprada.com/store/es/printed-skirt-estampado.html

Well I’ll finish here for now.

Funny One 2012

Hello Funny One here. I thought I would just review some of my pictures from this year. I know I haven’t been on that long, just a few months.

This picture is of me and Andy Samberg in Hawaii. I just thought it would look funny if Andy was being the creep and sneaking up on me.

funnyone - hawaii

Goofy with beach boobs. There are no words for that.

funnyone - florida

Me at a rodeo. That would happen to me. Hehehehehe!

funnyone - texas

This picture is of me and Andy Samberg again. Captain Underpants is from Ohio. I just thought this would look really funny.

funnyone - ohio1

This is of me in a bath filled of cola. that would be pretty awesome. Sticky, but awesome.

funnyone - georgia cokebath

This is me on Venus. My most like picture. 7 likes. I guess I didn’t do too bad with this picture then.

funnyone - venus

This is me on Neptune. I like the idea of drawing a picture all in blue. I thought it didn’t look too bad. What do you think?

funnyone - neptune

This is one of my funny one cartoons. I know it’s a mad idea but one of my favorites.

funnyone's gonna fly now

Another one of my favorites. wouldn’t it be cool if you could send yourself by e-mail. I would only end up in the junk mail though. Hehehehehe!

funnyone - you've got mail

This is probably my favorite picture. I wanted to get the lighting just right. I think it’s not bad.

funnyone - family meeting - cuckoo

Mitt Romney shooting big bird. I drew that one really quickly and don’t think it’s that bad.

funnyone - mitt romney shot big bird down

A good fuck for good luck. I love this picture. My family love it too. My sister, Miss Loca said it’s one her favorite’s.

mitt romney & lindsay lohan

I just like to draw Andy Samberg. I love the episode with the cat. So funny!

funnyone - grandfather's cat

This is what Andy Samberg would loo like as a character from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. Cool! He looks great!

funyone - wimpy andy samberg

I’m really happy with this picture of President Obama.

funnyone - president obama

This is my favorite part of the funny one boat series.

funnyone - i'm on a boat part 4

This is of Andy Samberg in the movie Celeste And Jesse Forever. Andy was amazing in that movie.

funnyone - celeste and jesse forever

My Dear Pluto…

Hello – Funny One here. Today is Pluto. Is it a planet or not? It was a planet for 76 years until it was reclassified as a dwarf planet in 2006. It’s the farthest planet from the Sun and also the smallest planet. It’s atmosphere is composed of a thin layer of gas containing carbon monoxide, methane, and nitrogen. The atmospheric pressure has been estimated to be 1/700,000 compared with that of Earth. It’s the only planet to have been discovered in the Twentieth Century. Pluto has 5 moons. In Roman mythology, Pluto is the god of the underworld. I still think that Pluto is a planet. My picture is of me on Pluto which is now American.

I’ve drawn another “Funny One” cartoon.  Another attempt at getting into America. One Day I will return.

#3 “Funny One’s Gonna Fly Now”