Warning: Contains Lots of Blood, Guts and Oregon

Hello, Funny One here. Today’s state is Oregon. The picture is of me at The Haunted Maize and there’s a Pumpkinhead chasing me. The spooky Haunted MAiZE it’s  the original haunted cornfield maze in the region. Enjoy a frightening, dark, spooky trail through a four-acre cornfield maze complete with swamp goblins, creepy animatronics, ghoulish costumed actors, scary sights and horrifying special effects. Spooky!

The Evergreen Aviation & Space Museum is a space-tacular place which features displays ranging from the stylish aeronautic designs of two unknown bike mechanics, the Orville and the Wilbur Wright, to an actual Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird that can fly at amazing speeds of over 2,000 hour miles per hour; The Tillamook Air Museum is where you will see one of America’s best collections of over 30 marvellously restored warbirds including the P – 38 lightning, F4U – corsair, P51 – Mustang, PBY Catalina and the SBD Dauntless dive bomber. Check out the Exhibit hall with all the rare wartime and aviation artifacts! Cool! While you’re at it, go vintage and have lunch at the 40/50’s cafe. They serve burgers, fries, soups, salads, shakes, sandwiches and chili, and hot and cold drinks. Don’t forget to get some souvenirs at the gift shop!

The Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals is a gem of a place, home to many amazing and interesting galleries and displays that cover an extremely wide range of geologic wonders. They include Northwest stones such as thunder eggs and sunstones and a vast collection of semi-precious rocks, gems and crystals that include rubies, diamonds, gold, emeralds, sapphires and the famous “Alma Rose” rhodochrosite that’s from Colorado. There is also the “Rainbow Gallery” of natural minerals that emits brilliant colors when energized with ultraviolet “black” light, and see how both the shortwave and the long wave fluorescent lighting shown upon what appears to be relatively colorless stones reveal bright and beautiful colors. This is caused by minerals contained in the rocks that react to the UV lighting. The gallery is always one of the favorite sites to see at the Rice Museum; The John Day Fossil Beds National Monument is another rockin’ place to stop off and learn about rocks. The paleontology division there manages fossil, animal and plant fossils, plus ancient soil and rock samples from geological formations that span over 40 Ma during the Age of the Mammals.

The Sea Lion Caves is nature’s home for wild sea lions and a range of sea birds. The massive cavern with the roar of the great Steller sea lions, the cries of the wailing birds, and the restless surge of the ocean into the cave below, form an experience you won’t forget. A must sea!!!

Very Vermont!

Hello, Funny One here. I didn’t do much writing today, but it is the weekend though! I will get back to writing my funny stuff tomorrow.

Today’s state is Vermont. What things can you do in Vermont? Go Camping. I wouldn’t mind.

There is the “Bread And Puppet Theater”. It sounds cool! I have drawn some of the puppets in today’s picture. Two of them are drinking cider. What is there to do. There’s a tour around Ben And Jerry’s. I love ice cream so I’d love to do that. Mmmmmm ice cream. There is a Dutch Pancake Cafe which apparently sells so many different  combinations of sweet or savory pancakes. Mmmmmm pancakes.

Theres the ECHO Lake Aquarium And Science Center. They have many cool exhibits! Fairbanks Museum And Planetarium looks cool too. There are so many cool things I don’t have time to type them all down.

There’s a Vermont Country Store that sells lots of yummy candies. Salt Water Taffy, Fudge, Bunny Barley Pops, Gumdrops, Fruit-flavored Rods, Nougats and many more yummy candy. Mmmmm candy. There is a cool pizzeria and lounge called the “Piecasso”. Now I have to go there at least once. There’s the Lake Champlian Chocolates factory. Of course would go there as I love chocolate. Mmmmm chocolate.

Oh, and there’s an Old Hollow Cider Mill. Get some homemade fudge and some cider. Mmmmm homemade fudge and cider. There’s a Grafton Village Cheese Company. I love cheese. I better leave it there for now. Pumpkinhead is on TV, I’ll watch some of that. I love that movie!