What are the Funniest Books?

Hello Funny One here. I just discovered the Bastarde books. Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette: On the Road in Real Rural France and Son of Serge Bastarde: Mayhem in the Antiques Markets of Rural France. The first book, Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette, John, who moves to France to start up as an antiques dealer, but he doesn’t count on meeting Serge Bastarde. The lovable rogue and brocanteur (secondhand goods dealer) offers to teach John the tricks of the trade in return for help in a series of corrupt schemes. As the pair travel through markets and farmhouses, they con hearty lunches from old peasants and get into scrapes with priceless collectibles. The book is filled with eccentric characters and unlikely adventures, this is a hilarious romp through the real rural France. The son of Serge Bastarde is about John’s unscrupulous yet affable partner in crime, Serge Bastarde, marries and moves to Martinique. But, like a bad penny, Serge returns, his personal life in ruins. What follows is a chaotic adventure which sees John being coerced into striking deals with the Romanian ‘mafia¡’, re-roofing a huge Basque house and getting trapped in a skip in the dead of night, while Serge rides an emotional roller coaster. Serge may be as fake as some of his antiques but, with John’s help, he eventually strikes gold in this laugh-out-loud romp. It makes me wonder if there are any other good funny books out there. I wouldn’t mind knowing. What are the funniest books? Well I love the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid series. So funny. Captain Underpants. George and Harold hypnotize their headteacher and accidentally create the greatest superhero in the history of their school — Captain Underpants! His real identity is so super secret that even HE doesn’t know who he is… but he’s fighting for truth, justice, and all things pre-shrunk and cottony!! Captain Underpants has wedgie-power on his side, and he’s coming your way! Super Diaper Baby is also super funny. A man is turned into a poo. I don’t know whats more funny than that? The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists is also a great book. It’s 1837, and the luxuriantly bearded Pirate Captain and his pirate crew, life on the high seas has gotten a little dull. They get bored and decide it’s time fort another adventure. A surprisingly successful boat raid leads them to the young Charles Darwin, in desperate need of their help. The pirates go to London in a bid to save the scientist from the evil machinations of an evil Bishop. I loved the movie. In the movie the Queen of England is in it instead of the evil bishop. Also another funny book is “The Twits” by Roald Dahl. Mr and Mrs Twit are extremely mean, so the Muggle-Wump monkeys and the Roly-Poly bird hatch a clever plan to give them just the horrifying surprise they deserve! J K Rowling’s new novel “The Casual Vacancy” is a dark comedy. I haven’t read it but I’ll be reading it soon. What are the funniest books? If anyone knows of any good humor books then I would love to know about them. Anyways, I thought as I’m writing about funny books I thought I would turn myself into a wimpy kid character. I also turned Andy Samberg into one too. Hehehehe!

Mark Wahlberg Movie Exclusive

Hello Funny One here with a movie exclusive. Mark Wahlberg is to star in “Vertigay” which is a gay remake of the movie “vertigo”. Also starring in this movie is Shia Labeouf and singer Justin Bieber. At school Mark Wahlberg was voted most likely to get Aids. He has also been voted sexy beefcake of the year in the gay magazine  “Bum Chums.”

The plot of the story is. After a rooftop chase in which his latent acrophobia results in the death of a police officer, San Francisco detective John “Scottie” Ferguson retires, spending much of his time with his ex-partner Mark Wood. Scottie tries to gradually conquer his fear but Mark suggests that a threesome may be the only cure. An acquaintance, Gavin Elster, asks Scottie to tail his husband, Edward, claiming he has been possessed by the devil. Scottie reluctantly agrees. The next day Scottie follows Edward to a florist where he steals a bouquet of pansies; next, he visits the grave of Carlos Valdes; then he enters the Gay Jim Hotel, but when Scottie investigates, he is missing and the clerk insists he has not been there. Mark takes Scottie to a local history expert, who informs them Carlos Valdes tragically committed suicide by washing the toaster while it was still plugged in. Another visit with Gavin reveals Carlos is Edwards great-grandfather, who Gavin fears is the devil and possessing Edward. Gavin also says Edward has no knowledge of Carlos. Scottie tails Edward to Fort Point, which is beneath the Golden Gate Bridge. where he suddenly leaps into San Francisco bay. Scottie rescues Edward and takes him to his home. The meeting is tense and leads to a strange intimacy between them, but Edward quickly slips out when Scottie receives a sexy phone call. The next day Scottie follows Edward to his own house, where he is hand-delivering a thank-you note to him for rescuing him, and they decide to spend the day together because Scottie fears Edward might attempt suicide again. Edward tells him about his nightmares. Edward suddenly runs into the church and up the bell tower. Scottie, halted on the steps by vertigo and paralyzing fear, watches as Edward plunges to his death. An inquest declares Edward’s death a suicide, but Scottie feels ashamed that his weakness rendered him incapable of preventing someone’s death. Gavin does not fault Scottie, but in the following weeks Scottie becomes depressed. While undergoing treatment in a sanatorium, he becomes mute, haunted by vivid nightmares. Although Mark visits, his condition remains unchanged. After release, Scottie haunts the places that Edward visited, often imagining that he sees him. One day, he spots a man who reminds him of Edward, despite the man’s less elegant dress and heavier makeup. Scottie follows the man to his hotel room, where he identifies himself as Jim Barton from Kansas. Though initially suspicious and defensive, Jim eventually agrees to join Scottie for dinner.