Funny One Praying

Hello Funny One here. Today’s picture is of the funny one praying. Here are some Bible Verses for those in prison.

“I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.”
Matthew 25:36

“And it shall come to pass that everyone who calls upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”
Acts 2:21

“Remember those who are in prison, as though you were in prison with them.”
Hebrews 13:3

“And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.”
Revelation 21:4

“If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.”
1 John 1:9

“And he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for [the sins of] the whole world.”
1 John 2:2

“Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.”
James 1:12

“Be strong and of good courage, do not fear nor be afraid of them; for the Lord your God, He is the One who goes with you. He will not leave you nor forsake you.”
Deuteronomy 31:6

“Because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”
Romans 10:9

“say to those with fearful hearts,
“Be strong, do not fear;
your God will come,
he will come with vengeance;
with divine retribution
he will come to save you.”
Isaiah 35:4

“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.”
Isaiah 41:10

“Show me your ways, O LORD, teach me your paths; guide me in your truth and teach me, for you are God my Savior, and my hope is in you all day long. Remember, O LORD, your great mercy and love, for they are from of old. Remember not the sins of my youth and my rebellious ways; according to your love remember me, for you are good, O LORD.”
Psalm 25:4-7

“The LORD is my light and my salvation- whom shall I fear? The LORD is the stronghold of my life- of whom shall I be afraid?”
Psalm 27:1

The Prisoners Week Prayer

Lord, you offer freedom to all people.
We pray for those who are held in prison.
Break the bonds of fear and isolation that exist.
Support with your love: prisoners, their families and friends,
prison staff, chaplains and all who care.
Heal those who have been wounded by the activities of others,
especially the victims of crime.
Help us to forgive one another, to act justly, to love mercy,
and walk humbly together with Christ
in his strength and in his Spirit,
now and every day.
Amen.

A Butcher Who Likes Poetry

Hello Funny One here. It’s sad to hear about the death of Patrick Moore. My mom likes to watch the “Sky at night”, so she was upset by the news.  Before writing my blog I watched the Expendables movie on TV. It’s so good. I can’t wait to watch the second one again. Today I drew another funny one cartoon.

#35  I’m On A Boat Part 24

Joe Joe Cherenko, a Russian/Swedish rock star and Billy Adams, a butcher who likes poetry. Find out about the other two crazy men tomorrow. Anyways, I’ll finish here for tonight.

Mark Wahlberg Movie Exclusive

Hello Funny One here with a movie exclusive. Mark Wahlberg is to star in “Vertigay” which is a gay remake of the movie “vertigo”. Also starring in this movie is Shia Labeouf and singer Justin Bieber. At school Mark Wahlberg was voted most likely to get Aids. He has also been voted sexy beefcake of the year in the gay magazine  “Bum Chums.”

The plot of the story is. After a rooftop chase in which his latent acrophobia results in the death of a police officer, San Francisco detective John “Scottie” Ferguson retires, spending much of his time with his ex-partner Mark Wood. Scottie tries to gradually conquer his fear but Mark suggests that a threesome may be the only cure. An acquaintance, Gavin Elster, asks Scottie to tail his husband, Edward, claiming he has been possessed by the devil. Scottie reluctantly agrees. The next day Scottie follows Edward to a florist where he steals a bouquet of pansies; next, he visits the grave of Carlos Valdes; then he enters the Gay Jim Hotel, but when Scottie investigates, he is missing and the clerk insists he has not been there. Mark takes Scottie to a local history expert, who informs them Carlos Valdes tragically committed suicide by washing the toaster while it was still plugged in. Another visit with Gavin reveals Carlos is Edwards great-grandfather, who Gavin fears is the devil and possessing Edward. Gavin also says Edward has no knowledge of Carlos. Scottie tails Edward to Fort Point, which is beneath the Golden Gate Bridge. where he suddenly leaps into San Francisco bay. Scottie rescues Edward and takes him to his home. The meeting is tense and leads to a strange intimacy between them, but Edward quickly slips out when Scottie receives a sexy phone call. The next day Scottie follows Edward to his own house, where he is hand-delivering a thank-you note to him for rescuing him, and they decide to spend the day together because Scottie fears Edward might attempt suicide again. Edward tells him about his nightmares. Edward suddenly runs into the church and up the bell tower. Scottie, halted on the steps by vertigo and paralyzing fear, watches as Edward plunges to his death. An inquest declares Edward’s death a suicide, but Scottie feels ashamed that his weakness rendered him incapable of preventing someone’s death. Gavin does not fault Scottie, but in the following weeks Scottie becomes depressed. While undergoing treatment in a sanatorium, he becomes mute, haunted by vivid nightmares. Although Mark visits, his condition remains unchanged. After release, Scottie haunts the places that Edward visited, often imagining that he sees him. One day, he spots a man who reminds him of Edward, despite the man’s less elegant dress and heavier makeup. Scottie follows the man to his hotel room, where he identifies himself as Jim Barton from Kansas. Though initially suspicious and defensive, Jim eventually agrees to join Scottie for dinner.