Movie Review – Welcome To The Punch

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie Welcome To The Punch. It’s about a former criminal, Jacob Sternwood (Mark Strong) He is forced to return to London from his Icelandic hideaway when his son is mixed up in a heist that had gone wrong. This gives detective Max Lewinsky (James McAvoy) one last chance at catching the man that he has always been after. As they face off, they start to discover a deeper conspiracy they both need to work out in order to survive… It’s a really good movie. The actors are really good. I thought the scene where Jacob finds his son was really well acted. Andrea Riseborough was good too. She doesn’t do cliché roles, she does different ones. I would give this movie 5 stars.

*****

We Know All Your Secrets – Justin Bieber

Hello Funny One here. I had some problems with the computer yesterday so I couldn’t do my blog. There is another “We Know All Your Secrets” and it’s about Justin Bieber.

“We Know All Your Secrets”

Justin Bieber

On the first night of Justin Bieber’s world tour, he didn’t throw up once but threw up twice. After vomiting all over centre-stage, he blamed his digestive pyrotechnics on having drunk too much milk before the concert. Later the singer finally tweeted a reason for his vomiting, the explanation was a lame “Milk was a bad choice!” But we know the real reason for the vomiting. A unamed source claims that Justin Bieber is actually a girl and is pregnant. Also she doesn’t know who the father is.

I’ve also drawn two funny cartoons. One of me and the other is of Shia LaBeouf.

#1 alarm cock

#8 you’re no J Lo

Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.