We Know All Your Secrets – Justin Bieber

Hello Funny One here. I had some problems with the computer yesterday so I couldn’t do my blog. There is another “We Know All Your Secrets” and it’s about Justin Bieber.

“We Know All Your Secrets”

Justin Bieber

On the first night of Justin Bieber’s world tour, he didn’t throw up once but threw up twice. After vomiting all over centre-stage, he blamed his digestive pyrotechnics on having drunk too much milk before the concert. Later the singer finally tweeted a reason for his vomiting, the explanation was a lame “Milk was a bad choice!” But we know the real reason for the vomiting. A unamed source claims that Justin Bieber is actually a girl and is pregnant. Also she doesn’t know who the father is.

I’ve also drawn two funny cartoons. One of me and the other is of Shia LaBeouf.

#1 alarm cock

#8 you’re no J Lo

Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.

When in Georgia

Hello Funny One Here. Today is my sister’s birthday so I’ll say happy birthday to her. Today I’ve been doing some drawing – two pictures for today’s state and some others I’ve been working on. Today’s state is Georgia. What is there to do in Georgia? Well there’s Legoland. As you can see, I have drawn myself as a Lego character with Spiderman and the Joker. I thought, why not? I also drew myself in a bath filled with Coca-Cola. My sister whose birthday is today thought I was in a cannon and my mum thought I was in a cola bottle!?! At the Coca-Cola factory they have a tour. I wouldn’t mind going. Another awesome thing, I just found out that there’s a Medieval Times in Georgia.That looks so cool. I have to go there!

What else is there to do? There are pumpkin festivals (I have to go to one) there’s the Albany Panthers (Whoo FOOTBALL!!!) plus a lot of other stuff, too like the Stone Mountain Park, Booth Western Museum, Folk Pottery Museum, Atlanta Cyclorama & Civil War Museum, and the Providence Canyon State Park. If you love nature then you’ll want to visit these following places: Dick’s Creek Falls, Sweetwater Creek State Park, Callaway Gardens, the Atlanta Botanical Garden, Rock City Gardens. But, if you’d like to learn more about American history then you can go to the Civil War Village of Andersonville, and the Chickamauga. Anyways, I’ll leave it there for now. As they say in Rome (Italy, not Rome, Georgia!), ciao!