Hello Funny One here with some weird news. Did you know that Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood took drugs up their butts. Rod Stewart made the sensational drug confession while promoting his new book. He revealed that he and his former Faces band mate Ronnie Wood used to shove cocaine up their bottoms using a suppository. Ronnie was worried that the class-A substance was ruining his septum, so they decided to come up with another, way to get their drug high. Rod said “We put them in a little pill like the French do them, a suppository.” That is so stupid. Who the hell would want to do something as idiotic as that?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2223876/Rod-Stewart-confessed-used-shove-cocaine-bottom.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
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We Know All Your Secrets – Justin Bieber
Hello Funny One here. I had some problems with the computer yesterday so I couldn’t do my blog. There is another “We Know All Your Secrets” and it’s about Justin Bieber.
“We Know All Your Secrets”
Justin Bieber
On the first night of Justin Bieber’s world tour, he didn’t throw up once but threw up twice. After vomiting all over centre-stage, he blamed his digestive pyrotechnics on having drunk too much milk before the concert. Later the singer finally tweeted a reason for his vomiting, the explanation was a lame “Milk was a bad choice!” But we know the real reason for the vomiting. A unamed source claims that Justin Bieber is actually a girl and is pregnant. Also she doesn’t know who the father is.
I’ve also drawn two funny cartoons. One of me and the other is of Shia LaBeouf.
#1 alarm cock
#8 you’re no J Lo
Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.