Hello Funny One here with celebrity secrets. Today’s is Mark Wahlberg.
“We Know All Your Secrets”
Mark Wahlberg
Did you know that Mark Wahlberg likes to have sex with his teddy bears. He like to rip them open and put his dick in them. Here are some pictures of him on the set of the movie Ted.
Anyways I’ve done another funny one cartoon. Here it is. Enjoy!
#83 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 6
I’ll finish here for now.
Hello Funny One here. I finally put up my picture. Shia Labeouf is to be in a movie called the faggit. It’s a gay version of the hobbit. From the makers of Bambi and the Back-Up Plan.
Basil Gobbing is swept into a journey to recover the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Orb Ere from the terrifying dragon Sag Mu.. Approached by the wizard Gland Fag Rye, Basil finds himself joining a group of thirteen dwarves led by the legendary warrior, Thorn I deal Honkies. Their journey will take them into the Wild; through dangerous lands swarming with Goblins and Orcs, deadly Wargs and Giant Spiders, Shape shifters and Sorcerers. their purpose lies to the East and the wastelands of the Lonely Mountain first they must escape the goblin tunnels, where Basil meets the creature that will change his life forever … Gull Om. Here, alone with Gull Om, on the shores of an underground lake, the humble Basil Gobbing not only discovers depths of deceit and courage that surprise even him, he also gains possession of Gull Om’s “precious” ring that holds unexpected and useful qualities … A simple, gold ring that is tied to the fate of all Middle-earth in ways Basil cannot begin to know.
here are some people’s opinions of the movie
“He’s left holding his own dick” – Mickey Rourke
“I think there’s something wrong with your ball boner” – Dolph Lundgren
“It has a fell-good factor” – Shayna LaBeouf (his mom)
“I’m so proud of you” – Little Jimmy Dickens
Coming to a cinema near you!
Hello Funny One here again.Yeah, just a little, short, itty-bitty blurb. I would love to a longer one, but I’m working on a really big, huge, enormous story. But I do have a Shia LaBeouf exclusive. He’s to have a fragrance out for christmas. Fancy a bit of bum cum? I meant bum chum. When you’re typing too fast you make mistakes. I hate that. Anyways, You bet your ass this is class. It’s the first fragrance that is peach colored and goes on clear. The fragrance smells like naked flesh, sweat and a lil hint of shite. (Also he calls his penis “little jimmy dickens”)
Hello Funny One here. today it’s my sisters birthday. So i’ll say happy birthday to her. Anyways I drew some funny pictures, i’m hoping to send them off to mad magazine. I hope they’ll get published. That would be super cool to get some pictures in mad magazine. I also drew another funny picture of Shia Labeouf. He gets a boner when he watches the movie hard target. Watching Van Damme gets him too excited. Well i’ll leave it there for now. I’ll put up some more funny pictures. Well I hope they’re funny.
Hello Funny One here. I had some problems with the computer yesterday so I couldn’t do my blog. There is another “We Know All Your Secrets” and it’s about Justin Bieber.
“We Know All Your Secrets”
Justin Bieber
On the first night of Justin Bieber’s world tour, he didn’t throw up once but threw up twice. After vomiting all over centre-stage, he blamed his digestive pyrotechnics on having drunk too much milk before the concert. Later the singer finally tweeted a reason for his vomiting, the explanation was a lame “Milk was a bad choice!” But we know the real reason for the vomiting. A unamed source claims that Justin Bieber is actually a girl and is pregnant. Also she doesn’t know who the father is.
I’ve also drawn two funny cartoons. One of me and the other is of Shia LaBeouf.
#1 alarm cock
#8 you’re no J Lo
Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.
Hello Funny One here. Tomorrow I’m going to London and won’t be able to do by blog until Friday. Anyways, I just watched “Cuckoo”. Andy Samberg was so funny. He’s always funny though. He’s a comic genius. I would definitely love to work with him! I could be in a movie with him. One day.
Theres’ another “We know all your secrets.”
“We know all your secrets”
Shia LaBeouf
Did you know that even going to the dentist gives Shia a boner. It’s the sound of the dentist’s drill that does it for him. Some people get frightened, it just gets him excited.
And here’s another Funny One cartoon. Another failed attempt at getting to America.
#6 Return to sender
Hello Funny One here. I’ve drawn another funny one cartoon and I’ve also got funny celebrity secrets too. “We know all your secrets” It’s celebrities funny and embarrassing secrets revealed. The first one is of Shia LaBeouf.
“We know all your secrets”
Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf gets boners whenever he hears saxophone music. It gets him really excited. Apparently he listened to some saxophone music for his new movie so he could get a real boner for a scene in it. He must get real excited when he goes on Saturday Night Live, as the theme has saxophone music. There will be more celebrity secrets. And they’ll be plenty more of Shia LaBeouf.
Here’s another Funny One cartoon.
#4 Funny One: You’ve got mail
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