Funny One On The Oscars

Hello Funny One here and I’m going to talk about the Oscars. Best film went to Argo. Haven’t seen it. I’ve only seen 3 of out of the 9 movies nominated for best picture. I thought Lincoln was going to win. Best director went to Ang Lee for Life of Pi. That a great movie too. Best actor went to Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln. I’m so glad that Daniel Day-Lewis won best actor. He deserved it. He’s the first actor to win three Oscars. I’m disappointed that Lincoln didn’t win more awards. Best actress went to Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook. I thought she would win. Best supporting actor went to Christoph Waltz for Django Unchained. He was really good in Django Unchained. It was very different to his role in Inglourious Basterds. He’s a really great actor. Best supporting actress went to Anne Hathaway for Les Misérables. It was obvious she was going to win. Best foreign language film went to Amour. The only film I saw that was nominated was No. Best animated feature film went to Brave. Boring. Best original screenplay went to Django Unchained by Quentin Tarantino. That script was amazing. I’d love to be in one of his movies. But who wouldn’t though? Best adapted screenplay went to Argo by Chris Terrio. Best original score went to Life Of Pi. It was a really good soundtrack. Best original song went to Skyfall by Adele. Not a bad song. Cinematography went to Life Of Pi. I can see why it won. Editing went to Argo. Production design went to Lincoln. Well two Oscars are better than none. But Lincoln deserved more though. Costume design went to Anna Karenina. Boring. Sound editing went to Zero Dark Thirty and Skyfall. I didn’t know that two could win. Sound mixing went to Les Misérables. The sound wasn’t that great. Special Visual Effects went to Life Of Pi. They were great special effects. Make-up and hair went to Les Misérables. Why? Short animation went to Paperman. Documentary short subject went to Inocente. Short film went to Curfew. Documentary went to Searching For Sugarman. I got that one right. Well anyways I’ll finish here for now.

Bafta 2013 Predictions

Hello Funny One here with my predictions to whose going to win at the Baftas. Here they are.

Best film
Zero Dark Thirty

Outstanding British film
Skyfall

Best director
Ang Lee – Life of Pi

Best actor
Daniel Day-Lewis – Lincoln

Best actress
Dame Helen Mirren – Hitchcock

Best supporting actor
Javier Bardem – Skyfall

Best supporting actress
Dame Judi Dench – Skyfall

Outstanding debut by a British writer, director or producer
Tina Gharavi (director/writer) – I Am Nasrine

Best foreign language film
Rust and Bone

Best animated feature film
Paranorman

Best original screenplay
Django Unchained – Quentin Tarantino

Best adapted screenplay
Life of Pi – David Magee

Best original score
Skyfall

Cinematography
Life of Pi

Editing
Skyfall

Production design
Life of Pi

Costume design
Anna Karenina

Sound
Django Unchained

Special Visual Effects
Life of Pi

Make-up and hair
Hitchcock

Short animation
The Making of Longbird

Short film
The Curse

Documentary
Marley

Rising Star Award (voted for by the public)
Andrea Riseborough

Funny One 2012

Hello Funny One here. I thought I would just review some of my pictures from this year. I know I haven’t been on that long, just a few months.

This picture is of me and Andy Samberg in Hawaii. I just thought it would look funny if Andy was being the creep and sneaking up on me.

Goofy with beach boobs. There are no words for that.

Me at a rodeo. That would happen to me. Hehehehehe!

This picture is of me and Andy Samberg again. Captain Underpants is from Ohio. I just thought this would look really funny.

This is of me in a bath filled of cola. that would be pretty awesome. Sticky, but awesome.

This is me on Venus. My most like picture. 7 likes. I guess I didn’t do too bad with this picture then.

This is me on Neptune. I like the idea of drawing a picture all in blue. I thought it didn’t look too bad. What do you think?

This is one of my funny one cartoons. I know it’s a mad idea but one of my favorites.

Another one of my favorites. wouldn’t it be cool if you could send yourself by e-mail. I would only end up in the junk mail though. Hehehehehe!

This is probably my favorite picture. I wanted to get the lighting just right. I think it’s not bad.

Mitt Romney shooting big bird. I drew that one really quickly and don’t think it’s that bad.

A good fuck for good luck. I love this picture. My family love it too. My sister, Miss Loca said it’s one her favorite’s.

I just like to draw Andy Samberg. I love the episode with the cat. So funny!

This is what Andy Samberg would loo like as a character from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. Cool! He looks great!

I’m really happy with this picture of President Obama.

This is my favorite part of the funny one boat series.

This is of Andy Samberg in the movie Celeste And Jesse Forever. Andy was amazing in that movie.

Six-Pack of Deliciousness!!!

Hello, It’s the Funny One here. Today me and my sister went to the cinema and saw the movie “Diary Of A Wimpy Kid – Dog Days” again. We’ve seen it five times now. I also got my hands on Rocky’s Six pack!!! I bought a six-pack of the Rocky movies. I’m going to watch them tomorrow. Can’t wait! Today’s state is Massachusetts. I’m in a lot of cranberries! There’s an Ocean Spray Cranberry World in Massachusetts. If you go on a trip to the visitor center, you will find out all about cranberries. There are many exhibits, interactive displays and lots of very interesting facts. Apparently outside there is a cranberry bog!

The Basketball Hall Of Fame has more than 40,000 square feet of basketball history. It’s an appropriate shrine to the game Dr. Naismith invented more than a century ago. And there’s also a gift shop to get some souvenirs. Go there and have a ball!

There’s the Animagic Museum of Animation where you can create your own animated movie. In two hours, you will create your model, make an animation movie, record your movie on the computer, add sound, music, and title and have your movie uploaded to YouTube. Cool!

The New England Pirate Museum is the most fun-filled place in Salem! It’s unique and little-known history of New England sea-robbers comes alive at the Pirate Museum. Arrrrr!

The American Textile Museum tells America’s story through the art, history, and science of textiles. They also have the world’s largest and most important collections of tools, spinning wheels, hand looms, and early production machines plus more than five million pieces of  textile prints, fabric samples, rolled textiles coverlets, and costumes.

The Higgins Armory Museum in Worcester is the place where you can explore and enjoy at your own pace. You will discover shields, swords, staff weapons, and over 35 suits of armor. Don’t forget to visit to the special exhibit and Quest Gallery. There’s also a gift shop where you can buy books and journals to reproduction armor and models of catapults. The museum also offers a range of classes that include the knightly long sword, rapier, dueling saber, staff weapons, and more.

The Boston Pizza Tours offers a unique walking tour where you will explore Boston’s most Historic neighborhoods and you’ll also get pizza. Mmmmm pizza. Chicago has Deep-Dish style Pizza, Detroit has a unique Twice-Baked style, and New Yorkers prefer Thin-Crust slices that easily fold. There isn’t a defined “Boston Style” Pizza, but you will be introduced you to a Thriving local Pizza scene with a bit more Flavor!