Hello Funny One here with another cartoon. I’ve gone into the peach. The bugs are having a party and i’m inivted. How weird would that be. I wonder what they would listen to. Probably the beatles. Well anyways I’m going to finish here for now.
#128 Funny One And The Giant Peach Part 2
Hello Funny One here. Today the shops were awful. They’re were a lot of rude people. In the pound shop, a woman even shoved me just to get to the socks. It’s not that exciting. Anyways, I drew another funny one cartoon.
#33 I’m On A Boat Part 22
So now we know the places the crazy men want to kill. A movie premiere, the Empire State Building, the White House and the NBC building. But why would anyone listen to Justin Bieber music? The crazy men tried to get on SNL? What will we find out about these crazy men? Maybe you’ll find out tomorrow. Anyways, I’ll finish here for tonight.
Hello Funny One here. Today I have two political pictures for the United States presidential election. They are of two famous supporters of both parties. Madonna for Barack Obama and Adam Sandler for Mitt Romney. The election is to be held on Tuesday, November 6, 2012. It will be the 57th quadrennial presidential election in which presidential electors will officially elect the president and the vice president of the United States on December 17, 2012, will be chosen. Barack Obama is running for a second and final term. His main challenger is Mitt Romney. As it states in the Constitution, the 2012 presidential election will overlap with the United States Senate elections where one-third of the Senators will face re-election, and the United States House of Representatives elections to elect the members for the 113rd Congress. Eleven gubernatorial elections and many elections for numerous state legislatures will also take place at the same time.
Hello Funny One here. I watched Cuckoo last night, it was so funny. Ken is over the moon when he is picked to become a local councillor. Cuckoo is full of advice, as politics is his specialist subject, after all. Cuckoo looked so funny in Kens suit pants. There were so big on him. Ken and Cuckoo bond. Ken takes his painkiller for his back pain but Dillon gave him drugs instead. Cuckoo takes some of them and they have a wild night. Cuckoo gives Ken a massage . Cuckoo has magic hands. I wouldn’t say no to a massage from Cuckoo. Later they are dancing to music. I love Cuckoos dancing. They go online and buy concert tickets and a drum kit. Lorna and Rachel go to Connie’s for the evening. Rachel’s ex, Zeb is also there. Ken and Cuckoo go driving in the potato van. They go to the party that Dillon is at. It’s cringy when Zeb sings to Rachel. He’s disgusting! Why would anyone pick him over Cuckoo? After hearing him singing she has to leave. Who wouldn’t leave? It’s so funny when Ken falls through a glass table and then he gets up and cheers. It was also funny when he vomits all over Nina. I can’t wait for the next episode.
I e-mailed NBC to ask them for information about how I can audition for SNL. I would so love to be on SNL. That would be so cool! Anyways i’ll leave it here for now.
Hello Funny One here. I’ve drawn another funny one cartoon and I’ve also got funny celebrity secrets too. “We know all your secrets” It’s celebrities funny and embarrassing secrets revealed. The first one is of Shia LaBeouf.
“We know all your secrets”
Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf gets boners whenever he hears saxophone music. It gets him really excited. Apparently he listened to some saxophone music for his new movie so he could get a real boner for a scene in it. He must get real excited when he goes on Saturday Night Live, as the theme has saxophone music. There will be more celebrity secrets. And they’ll be plenty more of Shia LaBeouf.
Here’s another Funny One cartoon.
#4 Funny One: You’ve got mail
Hello Funny One here. Today I thought I might try to draw some greetings cards. I don’t know what the greetings cards are like in America but in Britain they’re all dull. Well I’ve just started drawing a card today. I also drew another picture for my blog. I’m doing some funny dancing. We all get negative voices in our head, don’t we? When you are young, you don’t care about what other people think but when you get older you care about what people think. “I should do this, that’s stupid.” Fuck what other people think. I used to have the negative voices but now I don’t. I just drew silly pictures of anything and didn’t worry about it looking perfect. By drawing a picture that isn’t perfect I can accept that I don’t have to try to make everything perfect. Sometimes things are better when they’re not perfect. If I’m happy with it, who cares what other people think. I don’t know if I’m making any sense at all but it made more sense in my head. Anyways, that helps me.
Hello it’s the Funny One here. Today’s state is California. In one picture, I’m with a famous actor who I think will one day win an Oscar. The other one is me and him in Berkeley. Come for the culture, stay for the food.
What is there to do in California? You can visit the Universal Studios in Hollywood and see where they make the movies. I can’t go on the tour as I’ll be busy filming for a Spielberg movie. Hehehehehe. Maybe, one day. Anyways, You can see where all the famous actors have left there handprints in the ground. There’s also the Hollywood Museum where you will see exhibits of authentic Hollywood memorabilia treasures and a special Walk of Fame exhibit.
There’s also the GRAMMY Museum which celebrates the enduring legacies of all forms of music. The GRAMMY Museum debuted a new exhibit to Michael Jackson on June 25, 2011, and it pays tribute to his life and legacy. The display is a follow-up to the Museum’s past exhibitions, Michael Jackson: HIStyle and Michael Jackson: A Musical Legacy. It is housed on the Museum’s third floor, which the launch of the new exhibit coinciding with the second anniversary of MJ’s death.
The Cartoon Art Museum; exhibits pieces that represent the history of modern development of cartoons, their creators, the designs, and also processes underlying the art forms of cartoons, comics, digital animation, illustration, and video games. The Museum also hosts dozens of events throughout the year, including book signings, creator appearances, lectures and workshops. They also offer a wide range of programs and classes in cartooning, illustration, and animation. That would be cool to do.
Let’s not forget the Golden Gate Bridge which is one of the most internationally recognized symbols of San Francisco, California. It’s has also been declared one of the modern Wonders Of The World by the American Society Of Civil Engineers. It’s also seen in the movie “Rise of The Planet Of The Apes.”
There’s Alcatraz prison; which once was home to some of America’s most notorious criminals. There were even the presence of infamous inmates like Al “Scarface” Capone, and the “Birdman” Robert Stroud. It operated there from 1934 to 1963. Even to this day, Alcatraz is best known as one of the world’s most legendary prisons. There was even a TV series about the prison. It’s a crime that they’re not doing a second series!
There’s also the Jelly Belly factory. There’s a 40-minute walking tour of the factory and a guide will show you where they cook up over 150 different sweet treats. Also, you’ll learn the secrets to how they create the legendary Jelly Belly jelly bean, and why it takes more than a week to make a single bean. Really? It must take forever to make a bag of them. I wonder if they still sell the Harry Potter jelly beans in America. They only sold them in Britain when the first movie was in the cinema. Mmmm jelly belly. http://jellybelly.com/
Now, on to places to stay. Why stay in a cliché hotel when you can stay at the Treebones Resort. “It’s a tent with all the comforts of a cabin. Sleep under the stars but in a bed.” http://treebonesresort.com/
Hello, It’s the Funny One here. Today me and my sister went to the cinema and saw the movie “Diary Of A Wimpy Kid – Dog Days” again. We’ve seen it five times now. I also got my hands on Rocky’s Six pack!!! I bought a six-pack of the Rocky movies. I’m going to watch them tomorrow. Can’t wait! Today’s state is Massachusetts. I’m in a lot of cranberries! There’s an Ocean Spray Cranberry World in Massachusetts. If you go on a trip to the visitor center, you will find out all about cranberries. There are many exhibits, interactive displays and lots of very interesting facts. Apparently outside there is a cranberry bog!
The Basketball Hall Of Fame has more than 40,000 square feet of basketball history. It’s an appropriate shrine to the game Dr. Naismith invented more than a century ago. And there’s also a gift shop to get some souvenirs. Go there and have a ball!
There’s the Animagic Museum of Animation where you can create your own animated movie. In two hours, you will create your model, make an animation movie, record your movie on the computer, add sound, music, and title and have your movie uploaded to YouTube. Cool!
The New England Pirate Museum is the most fun-filled place in Salem! It’s unique and little-known history of New England sea-robbers comes alive at the Pirate Museum. Arrrrr!
The American Textile Museum tells America’s story through the art, history, and science of textiles. They also have the world’s largest and most important collections of tools, spinning wheels, hand looms, and early production machines plus more than five million pieces of textile prints, fabric samples, rolled textiles coverlets, and costumes.
The Higgins Armory Museum in Worcester is the place where you can explore and enjoy at your own pace. You will discover shields, swords, staff weapons, and over 35 suits of armor. Don’t forget to visit to the special exhibit and Quest Gallery. There’s also a gift shop where you can buy books and journals to reproduction armor and models of catapults. The museum also offers a range of classes that include the knightly long sword, rapier, dueling saber, staff weapons, and more.
The Boston Pizza Tours offers a unique walking tour where you will explore Boston’s most Historic neighborhoods and you’ll also get pizza. Mmmmm pizza. Chicago has Deep-Dish style Pizza, Detroit has a unique Twice-Baked style, and New Yorkers prefer Thin-Crust slices that easily fold. There isn’t a defined “Boston Style” Pizza, but you will be introduced you to a Thriving local Pizza scene with a bit more Flavor!
Hello, Funny One Here. Today’s state is Louisiana. There’s the Gators and Friends Alligator Park was started to increase awareness among the public about the different types of animals, their habitat, lifestyle, and survival techniques. You’ll find everything from Alligators to Zebras. There are also Cajun Critters Swamp Tour is a two-hour tour that is narrated by captain with Cajun legend and lore. Why not take a ride on the wild side. It sound like fun. It was also seen on the Oprah show. There’s the Yogie and Friends Exotic Cat Sanctuary is opened to the public on a limited basis to reduce any stress on the animals. Most of their cats have come to them from cruel conditions and they do not want to add any more stress to their lives. Opening to the public on a limited, educational basis gives them a way to financially support the animals. Not only do they provide them with a safe and permanent home, they provide them with regular vet care and attend to any medical needs. Some of these cats came from really horrible conditions and have ongoing medical issues. http://www.yogieandfriends.org/new/ The Global Wildlife Center is where threatened and endangered wildlife, from around the world, live and thrive in a free-roaming natural environment. Get ready for a wild adventure! It’s the largest totally free-roaming wildlife preserve in America! They have over 4,000 exotic, endangered, and threatened animals from all over the world.
I drew three pictures for it. I’m at Cafe Degas. It’s a French bistro in New Orleans that is dedicated to the artist who was over there for a while. It looks good. I’d have the cheese selection. Mmmm cheese. http://www.cafedegas.com/ I’ll stick with food. There are some restaurants I wouldn’t mind going to. Paul’s Louisiana Kitchen is based on the designs of the original 1834 structure. It has more than 200 dining guests. There are seasonal balcony dining, spacious dining rooms on both the first and second floors and a relaxed climate-controlled courtyard for dining al fresco. http://www.chefpaul.com/kpaul The Ruffino’s Italian Restaurant, What do you get when you combine the talents of a former LSU lineman and a New Orleans-born Italian chef? Delicious Italian food. They even have my favorite wine, Chianti. Mmmmm Chianti. The menu looks amazing. They have la caprese salad, tomato vodka cream pasta, alfredo sauce pasta, sorbet, tiramisu and crème brûlée. http://www.ruffinosrestaurant.com, The Little Village started with a raid. Back in 1945, a young entrepreneur, Vince Distefano was running a card game called Georgia Skin out of a leased building on Florida Boulevard. The men played for horses. Vince’s wife, Stephanie, made good tips cooking for the crowd. There was a surprise morning visit from a local sheriff and the entire inhabitants including the Distefanos were hauled off to jail. The sheriff was not above the occasional “unofficial” visit the Distefano establishment and offered some sage advice, Get out of town – at least outside the city limits. So the family bought a wooded seven-acre fishing camp on Airline Highway from the Catholic Church and built a new place beyond the long arm of the law. As the games’ participants grew and the cars parked out front increased, travelers often mistook the building for a restaurant. Eventually, the Distefanos decided they might as well feed all those hungry motorists and The Village restaurant was born. http://www.littlevillagebr.com/ The Snug Harbor Jazz Bistro has provided the best in live jazz & great regional cooking at reasonable prices for over 30 years. It’s located in three rooms of a renovated 1800’s storefront located in the Faubourg Mariginy, just outside the French Quarter. They have a dining room, a bar, and a music room. they also have Chianti. They also have salmon and tuna. Mmmm salmon and tuna.
Winnfield is considered the birthplace of politics and is home of the Louisiana Political Museum & Hall of Fame. It’s also the birthplace of three Louisiana Governors, Huey P. Long, Earl K. Long, and O.K. Allen. http://www.lapoliticalmuseum.com/ There’s the Abita Mystery House is Louisiana’s Most Eccentric Attraction. You’ll see handmade folk art animated scenes of Southern life by Louisiana inventor and artist, John Preble. There are over 50,000 found and recycled objects, there’s a Mardi Gras parade, a New Orleans jazz funeral, a rhythm and blues dance hall, a haunted Southern plantation and much more interesting things! Don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and an open mind. Sounds like fun. http://abitamysteryhouse.com/ They have a Mardi Gras festival in New Oreans. I drew myself at the festival. I’m wearing a peacock style bikini. It would be difficult to sit down in it as it has a big tail. There is also the Baton Rouge Blues Festival is one of the oldest blues festivals in America. This free festival offers a full range of popular southern cuisine. Go and relax in Baton Rouge for the weekend.
Hello, Funny one here. My state for today is Maryland. I’m with an elephant at the Lexington Market. Join them for one of Baltimore’s most interesting traditions, “Lunch with the Elephants.” The elephants are greeted by many adoring fans, live music and circus clowns. When they arrive, they are treated to the world’s largest stand up vegetarian buffet. They eat 1100 oranges, 700 bananas, 1000 apples, 400 pears, 500 heads of lettuce and 500 carrots. Baltimore is the only city in the United States to host this event on a yearly basis.
What about places for people to eat? There’s some interesting restaurants to go and eat. Sabatino’s Italian restaurant. What would I order? For starters, fried mozzarella, garlic bread and fresh mozzarella with tomatoes. For the main meal, a fettuccine alfredo which is homemade fettuccine noodles served in their famous butter, cream and cheese sauce. And for dessert I would have the tiramisu. To drink, I would have Chianti. Another cool place is One-Eyed Mike which is a pirate themed restaurant. What would I order? The Baked Brie, which is warm baked brie topped with oven-roasted almonds and a raspberry Melba sauce and the pecan-encrusted salmon. It’s an eight ounce salmon filet encrusted with pecans and finished with a maple glaze, served over wild rice and the vegetable of the day. What would I drink? They don’t have Chianti, so I would probably have the Fourteen Hands Merlot. But being a pirate themed restaurant, maybe they should serve rum. Still on food, there is a shop that sells yummy cookies, “Bundles of Cookies”. They even have yummy whoopie pies. Mmmmm whoopie pies.
Back to pirates, there is the Urban Pirates. They let you go on the pirate ship with your own grog and you can act like a pirate! Also staying with boats, there is the “Historic Ships In Baltimore” The USS Torsk looks super cool! It’s one of two tench class submarines that are still located in the United States. It has the nickname “Galloping Ghost of the Japanese Coast.” In 1945, the Torsk made two war patrols off Japan, sinking one cargo vessel and two coastal defense frigates. The latter of these, torpedoed on 14 August 1945 and was the last enemy ship sunk by the U.S. Navy in World War II.
Other fun places to go are the NASA Goddard Space Flight Center. It’s home to the nation’s largest organization of combined scientists, engineers and technologists that build spacecraft, instruments and new technology to study the Earth, the sun, our solar system, and the Universe. The National Museum of Civil War Medicine is where you can find out about what medicines they used during the Civil War. Plus there is The Fire Museum of Maryland, which is where they have the third largest collection on display of any fire museum in the world. Among the collection are 42 antique fire apparatus, memorabilia, fire-fighting equipment, models, and photographs.
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