Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite

Hello Funny One here. In the cartoon Rodion has put rotten fruit in my apartment. That’s not good, the fruit will attract bugs. Anyways, here it is.

#165 Funny Twits Part 23

You Can’t Beat A Classic

Hello Funny One here. Today’s cartoon I have thrown fake vomit on Rodion. You can’t beat a classic.

#163 Funny Twits Part 21

Sick of Being Ill

Hey! This is MissLoca here. The FunnyOne is not feeling well today. She was up last night vomiting. 😦 She’s getting a little better (Hooray!) so hopefully she’ll be back to herself in no time and giving the world all the “funny” one needs in their life! 🙂 In the meantime, here’s a picture I drew! I know, it’s not more of the Wonka tale, but hey! Hmmm, come to think of it, maybe the FunnyOne isn’t well because she ate some of the “poopy” chocolate?!? I hope not! Eeew!
Let’s all hope and pray she gets well soon! ciao for now!
MissLoca xx

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Cartoon 100

Hello Funny One here. I’ve drawn my 100th cartoon now. I hope they all haven’t been boring. Well before you see the new one, you can see the top 10. For the last three there are in joint place. I know, there are lots of them. Better make yourself a cup of tea. Well anyways, hope you like them.

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Here is the last part of the Ship Of Dreams. Hope you like it.

#100 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 24

Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 25

I’ll finish here for now.

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I’m On A Boat Finale

Hello Funny One here. I’ve done another funny one cartoon. The last of the boat series. 37 parts to that series. I sneaked on a ship and hid in Johnny’s closet. He let me stay in his room. I even ate his dinner which was a pie. Mmmm pie. I borrowed his pajamas which were too big for me. I slept in the bed while he slept on the sofa. What a nice man he is. In the morning I went to the bathroom and saw him naked in the shower. As I left the bathroom a crazy man puts a gun in my face. He has my passport. There are more crazy men on the ship. They even take my bag away with them. Johnny says they’re up to something big and he’ll stop them. That evening he takes me out to dinner. A waiter gives him a secret note. He goes into some man’s room while I wait outside with a gadget. I’m supposed to press a button if I see the man coming along the corridor. He comes along and shoves me and I drop the gadget and it breaks. He goes into the room. Johnny is in there. The bald man is holding a gun up at Johnny and he is holding a Justin Bieber CD. Johnny opens the case and the Disc goes flying out and slits the bald mans throat and then it flies straight into a speaker where it gets stuck. While in the room I find my bag. There are maps and CD’s in there. Johnny think’s they’re going to frame me for the murders they are going to commit. Johnny gets a list of everyone on the ship to find out more about these crazy men. It takes forever typing in all the names. The targets for the CD killings are a movie premiere, the Empire State Building, the White House and the NBC Building. The crazy men are Joe Joe Cherenko, Billy Adams, Fred Green and Buddy Jones. We go of to find them. I even get to carry a gun. Fred threatens us with a Justin Bieber CD. It’s not one of the killing CD’s it’s just a Justin Bieber album. We both drop our guns. Fred tries to use Johnny’s gun. It’s a special sensory gun that only works if Johnny holds it. The crazy men turn up and hit us over the heads. We are both tied up in different rooms. Finally Johnny finds me. I’m handcuffed to a pipe. johnny can’t find a key so he uses an axe. The day when we arrive in America. Me and Johnny catch Joe Joe Chernenko and Fred Green. We then split up to find the last two. Johnny goes after Billy while I look for Buddy. Johnny Shoots Billy in the foot and then handcuffs him. I try to catch Buddy but he round house kicks me and ties me up.

#48 I’m On A Boat Part 37

Johnny finds me. He punches Buddy and handcuffs him to the pipe and frees me. Well I hope you liked the ending to the series. My favorite one to do was part 4.

I’m Still On The Boat

I think it’s the funniest one I’ve done and the best drawing, but that’s just me. What do you think of my cartoons? I would like to know what people think of them. Are they good or bad? Whatever you think, leave a comment on my page. Anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

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posted on December 26, 2012
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What Did The Funny One Find?

Hello Funny One here. I’ve done another cartoon. I don’t know if they’re funny or not. What did I find? Is it something really big and important or irrelevant? You’ll find that out in the cartoon. Back to yesterday’s question, why do people buy Justin Bieber CD’s? That question will be left unanswered. I have no idea. Anyways, back to the cartoon. I’m having a good look around this mans room. Will I find something? Are there more flying CD’s?

#29 I’m On A Boat Part 18

What’s in the bag? And it’s not a pie. You’ll find out what’s in there, tomorrow. I’ll finish here for now.

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posted on December 3, 2012
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Crazy Mormons Beliefs

Hello Funny One here. The US Elections are soon, Mitt Romney’s a Mormon. Do we know anything about the Mormons? They have some crazy beliefs. Here are some of them.

10. Mormons have to pay one-tenth of all their interest annually.

9. No coffee, no drugs, no tobacco.

8. Apparently everyone on Earth has a spirit in the pre-existence. When you die, your spirit is separated from your body. If you were good you would go to “spirit paradise.” If you were bad you would go to “spirit prison.” The spirit world exists as a place for spirits to go while awaiting the second coming.

7. Almost everyone who knows anything about the Mormon religion knows they have a prophet. What many don’t know, is anything that the prophet says in official capacity is considered official canon.

6. The Mormons believe that Jesus visited America.

5. Mormons believe that God, Jesus and resurrected beings have bodies of “flesh and bone.”

4. In the LDS religion any worthy male can be given the priesthood and is given specific duties. Black people were not allowed to have the priesthood until 1978. Females are not allowed to have the priesthood.

3. Mormons believe that there are three heavens: the Celestial Kingdom, Terrestrial Kingdom, and Telestial Kingdom. The Celestial is the highest, where God and the ones who followed his law reside. The Terrestrial is the middle, where people who followed the Law of Moses reside. The Telestial is the lowest, where the ones who followed carnal law reside.

2. Mormons believe that you can be forgiven for any sin, save two. First, denying the Holy Spirit, and second, murder. Also, God is infinitely forgiving, until the second coming. After that, you end up where you end up, no matter what. There are no second chances. Period.

1. Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds and each world has people living on it. They also believe that multiple gods exist but each has their own universe. We are only subject to our God and if we obtain the highest level of heaven we can become gods ourselves.

Crazy. Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.

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posted on November 4, 2012
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What are the Funniest Books?

Hello Funny One here. I just discovered the Bastarde books. Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette: On the Road in Real Rural France and Son of Serge Bastarde: Mayhem in the Antiques Markets of Rural France. The first book, Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette, John, who moves to France to start up as an antiques dealer, but he doesn’t count on meeting Serge Bastarde. The lovable rogue and brocanteur (secondhand goods dealer) offers to teach John the tricks of the trade in return for help in a series of corrupt schemes. As the pair travel through markets and farmhouses, they con hearty lunches from old peasants and get into scrapes with priceless collectibles. The book is filled with eccentric characters and unlikely adventures, this is a hilarious romp through the real rural France. The son of Serge Bastarde is about John’s unscrupulous yet affable partner in crime, Serge Bastarde, marries and moves to Martinique. But, like a bad penny, Serge returns, his personal life in ruins. What follows is a chaotic adventure which sees John being coerced into striking deals with the Romanian ‘mafia¡’, re-roofing a huge Basque house and getting trapped in a skip in the dead of night, while Serge rides an emotional roller coaster. Serge may be as fake as some of his antiques but, with John’s help, he eventually strikes gold in this laugh-out-loud romp. It makes me wonder if there are any other good funny books out there. I wouldn’t mind knowing. What are the funniest books? Well I love the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid series. So funny. Captain Underpants. George and Harold hypnotize their headteacher and accidentally create the greatest superhero in the history of their school — Captain Underpants! His real identity is so super secret that even HE doesn’t know who he is… but he’s fighting for truth, justice, and all things pre-shrunk and cottony!! Captain Underpants has wedgie-power on his side, and he’s coming your way! Super Diaper Baby is also super funny. A man is turned into a poo. I don’t know whats more funny than that? The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists is also a great book. It’s 1837, and the luxuriantly bearded Pirate Captain and his pirate crew, life on the high seas has gotten a little dull. They get bored and decide it’s time fort another adventure. A surprisingly successful boat raid leads them to the young Charles Darwin, in desperate need of their help. The pirates go to London in a bid to save the scientist from the evil machinations of an evil Bishop. I loved the movie. In the movie the Queen of England is in it instead of the evil bishop. Also another funny book is “The Twits” by Roald Dahl. Mr and Mrs Twit are extremely mean, so the Muggle-Wump monkeys and the Roly-Poly bird hatch a clever plan to give them just the horrifying surprise they deserve! J K Rowling’s new novel “The Casual Vacancy” is a dark comedy. I haven’t read it but I’ll be reading it soon. What are the funniest books? If anyone knows of any good humor books then I would love to know about them. Anyways, I thought as I’m writing about funny books I thought I would turn myself into a wimpy kid character. I also turned Andy Samberg into one too. Hehehehe!

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We Know All Your Secrets – Justin Bieber

Hello Funny One here. I had some problems with the computer yesterday so I couldn’t do my blog. There is another “We Know All Your Secrets” and it’s about Justin Bieber.

“We Know All Your Secrets”

Justin Bieber

On the first night of Justin Bieber’s world tour, he didn’t throw up once but threw up twice. After vomiting all over centre-stage, he blamed his digestive pyrotechnics on having drunk too much milk before the concert. Later the singer finally tweeted a reason for his vomiting, the explanation was a lame “Milk was a bad choice!” But we know the real reason for the vomiting. A unamed source claims that Justin Bieber is actually a girl and is pregnant. Also she doesn’t know who the father is.

I’ve also drawn two funny cartoons. One of me and the other is of Shia LaBeouf.

#1 alarm cock

#8 you’re no J Lo

Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.

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posted on October 1, 2012
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Free the Funny One!

Hello, the Funny One back again. Not much has happened today. I feel like I’m trapped in Scotland. There is just nothing here. The people are so negative. I feel like I’m getting nowhere, It’s like I’m stuck in Alcatraz. I guess I need Clint Eastwood to help me escape. I have no idea what to do to get out of this country. If only you could just leave whenever you felt like it. I would need money, lots of it or get a job in America. Both seem very impossible right now.

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posted on July 12, 2012
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