Funny One Praying

Hello Funny One here. Today’s picture is of the funny one praying. Here are some Bible Verses for those in prison.

“I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.”
Matthew 25:36

“And it shall come to pass that everyone who calls upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”
Acts 2:21

“Remember those who are in prison, as though you were in prison with them.”
Hebrews 13:3

“And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.”
Revelation 21:4

“If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.”
1 John 1:9

“And he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for [the sins of] the whole world.”
1 John 2:2

“Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.”
James 1:12

“Be strong and of good courage, do not fear nor be afraid of them; for the Lord your God, He is the One who goes with you. He will not leave you nor forsake you.”
Deuteronomy 31:6

“Because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”
Romans 10:9

“say to those with fearful hearts,
“Be strong, do not fear;
your God will come,
he will come with vengeance;
with divine retribution
he will come to save you.”
Isaiah 35:4

“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.”
Isaiah 41:10

“Show me your ways, O LORD, teach me your paths; guide me in your truth and teach me, for you are God my Savior, and my hope is in you all day long. Remember, O LORD, your great mercy and love, for they are from of old. Remember not the sins of my youth and my rebellious ways; according to your love remember me, for you are good, O LORD.”
Psalm 25:4-7

“The LORD is my light and my salvation- whom shall I fear? The LORD is the stronghold of my life- of whom shall I be afraid?”
Psalm 27:1

The Prisoners Week Prayer

Lord, you offer freedom to all people.
We pray for those who are held in prison.
Break the bonds of fear and isolation that exist.
Support with your love: prisoners, their families and friends,
prison staff, chaplains and all who care.
Heal those who have been wounded by the activities of others,
especially the victims of crime.
Help us to forgive one another, to act justly, to love mercy,
and walk humbly together with Christ
in his strength and in his Spirit,
now and every day.
Amen.

Movie Review – Welcome To The Punch

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie Welcome To The Punch. It’s about a former criminal, Jacob Sternwood (Mark Strong) He is forced to return to London from his Icelandic hideaway when his son is mixed up in a heist that had gone wrong. This gives detective Max Lewinsky (James McAvoy) one last chance at catching the man that he has always been after. As they face off, they start to discover a deeper conspiracy they both need to work out in order to survive… It’s a really good movie. The actors are really good. I thought the scene where Jacob finds his son was really well acted. Andrea Riseborough was good too. She doesn’t do cliché roles, she does different ones. I would give this movie 5 stars.

*****

Mormon Dress Code

Hello Funny One here. The world would be a really scary place if we all followed the “Mormon dress code.” And they are very strict. Here are some pictures of “Mormon approved clothes” and clothes are deemed “evil”. There is only one Mormon in these pictures and it’s not me!

In the “Modest Clothing” picture, you see I’m wearing an ugly brown dress. It looks like a sack of potatoes. There’s nothing good about it. I wouldn’t wear it even if I was given a million pounds. According to the “MDC”, all females must wear modest clothing at all times and never dress attractively as it “shows weakness for them to attract a male with her looks,“ and she should “use her mind to attract a man.” Does that mean using telepathic thoughts? I’m pretty sure that’ll never work (unless they know something and aren’t telling us!) A strapless gown is considered “evil” as it reveals too much flesh. It’s slutty to show off your shoulders. No Mormon women would ever be allowed to wear such “slutwear” It is most definitely unapproved. Men also have to follow the rules, too. In the “Modest Clothing” pic, the blonde Mormon is wearing a modest suit, which consists of a boring shirt and tie. Don’t get me started on the pants. These are pleated pants with self-belt are in the color poo.

In the picture of “Evil clothing” I’m wearing the “forbidden clothes”: hot pants, a spaghetti strap top with some cleavage on show and bright lipstick. I know what you’re thinking – that is so evil! I look like a dictator, or maybe even Satan! The rules for how women are to dress are absolutely NO skirts above the knee, absolutely NO cleavage and NEVER wear a spaghetti strap top, bikinis are never allowed, NO make up, NO heels over 3 inches and only buy clothes from your local thrift stores. I take it they don’t visit San Francisco much. What about the non-Mormon, in the “Evil Clothing” picture? He is wearing tight shorts, clearly showing off what package he has. The huge bulge in his shorts will “give females thoughts of a sexual nature.”, just as his t-shirt, with the slogan “Let’s get physical” would, too. Mormons would think he is implying he wants to have sex and that is “extremely evil.” Regarding grooming rules, men should keep their faces shaved, hair kept conservative and combed, and they must have clean nails. The unapproved Mormon haircut is to have wild shaggy hair which would tempt a woman. I can’t deny it, I would be very tempted. Hehehehe! The rules on the male dress code are that sometimes males can be scantily clad, however that is only acceptable when swimming. Remember, there is no reason why a man should be half naked before people. They will only have one thing on their minds – fornication.

As for underwear, the picture “Mormon Lingerie” shows me in some ugly, baggy, non-flattering underwear. I imagine it would be a nightmare to wear this stuff in the summer, you’ll be soaked in sweat. Yucky and smelly! They look so ugly. I wonder that if they buy all their clothes from thrift stores, would they also buy their underwear from there, too? That is just wrong! There is no way I’m buying used underpants. That’s disgusting! Someone farted in those panties! Yucky! Now back to the “Mormon Lingerie” picture. The Mormon is wearing the most ugly underwear I’ve ever seen in my life. Who the hell invented them? I want to know what they were thinking. I can’t look at it. It’s impossible for me to make a joke of them or even describe them. Words fail me right now.

In the “Devil’s Underwear” I’m wearing normal underwear which they would consider “very evil.” But those panties do look good. I think I’ll have to buy a pair of them. What about the non-Mormon, wearing normal underpants? The Mormon would think they were “sinful.” They’re definitely not evil, they’re just very distracting. I think they look great on him. I don’t know why they make such a big deal about underwear. Nobody can see what underwear a person is wearing with their clothes on.

Well anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

Get Drunk AND Get Healthy!

Hello Funny One here. Today I’ve done another funny one cartoon and a funny picture. Here they are.

#82 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 5

I hope you like it. I’ll be doing another part tomorrow. I’ve just seen an American man on the ship. I’ve also smashed some dishes. Find out what happens next, tomorrow. Anyways, my funny picture is of an alcoholic drink that is actually healthy. The more you drink the more healthy you get. If only that was true.

The Rehydration Cocktail. So it’s not real but wouldn’t it be cool if it was. I know I would drink it. I don’t know If anyone else would. Well I guess I’ll finish here for now.

We Know All Your Secrets – Lady Gaga

Hello Funny One here. I won’t be too long. I’ve done two pictures today. One a Funny One cartoon and the other is a “We Know All Your Secrets”. I’ll leave the pictures to speak for themselves.

#81 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 4

“We Know All Your Secrets”

Lady Gaga

Well I hope you like them. I’ll finish here for now. I’ll be back tomorrow.

Funny One In The Royal Plaza Suite

Hello Funny One here. I’ve drawn another funny one cartoon. Here it is, enjoy!
#69 Time to Travel Part 5

A man has stopped me outside the plaza. He seems to know me. I have no idea why. to find out where he knows me from come back tomorrow.

On Sunday Is the super bowl. I’ll be able to watch it. Hurrah! It’s in New Orleans. I wish I could have gone to it. Well maybe next year. Whoo Football! Anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

I’m On A Boat Finale

Hello Funny One here. I’ve done another funny one cartoon. The last of the boat series. 37 parts to that series. I sneaked on a ship and hid in Johnny’s closet. He let me stay in his room. I even ate his dinner which was a pie. Mmmm pie. I borrowed his pajamas which were too big for me. I slept in the bed while he slept on the sofa. What a nice man he is. In the morning I went to the bathroom and saw him naked in the shower. As I left the bathroom a crazy man puts a gun in my face. He has my passport. There are more crazy men on the ship. They even take my bag away with them. Johnny says they’re up to something big and he’ll stop them. That evening he takes me out to dinner. A waiter gives him a secret note. He goes into some man’s room while I wait outside with a gadget. I’m supposed to press a button if I see the man coming along the corridor. He comes along and shoves me and I drop the gadget and it breaks. He goes into the room. Johnny is in there. The bald man is holding a gun up at Johnny and he is holding a Justin Bieber CD. Johnny opens the case and the Disc goes flying out and slits the bald mans throat and then it flies straight into a speaker where it gets stuck. While in the room I find my bag. There are maps and CD’s in there. Johnny think’s they’re going to frame me for the murders they are going to commit. Johnny gets a list of everyone on the ship to find out more about these crazy men. It takes forever typing in all the names. The targets for the CD killings are a movie premiere, the Empire State Building, the White House and the NBC Building. The crazy men are Joe Joe Cherenko, Billy Adams, Fred Green and Buddy Jones. We go of to find them. I even get to carry a gun. Fred threatens us with a Justin Bieber CD. It’s not one of the killing CD’s it’s just a Justin Bieber album. We both drop our guns. Fred tries to use Johnny’s gun. It’s a special sensory gun that only works if Johnny holds it. The crazy men turn up and hit us over the heads. We are both tied up in different rooms. Finally Johnny finds me. I’m handcuffed to a pipe. johnny can’t find a key so he uses an axe. The day when we arrive in America. Me and Johnny catch Joe Joe Chernenko and Fred Green. We then split up to find the last two. Johnny goes after Billy while I look for Buddy. Johnny Shoots Billy in the foot and then handcuffs him. I try to catch Buddy but he round house kicks me and ties me up.

#48 I’m On A Boat Part 37

Johnny finds me. He punches Buddy and handcuffs him to the pipe and frees me. Well I hope you liked the ending to the series. My favorite one to do was part 4.

I’m Still On The Boat

I think it’s the funniest one I’ve done and the best drawing, but that’s just me. What do you think of my cartoons? I would like to know what people think of them. Are they good or bad? Whatever you think, leave a comment on my page. Anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

You Tranny Be funny

Hello Funny One here with some funny pictures of transvestites. The first one is of Justin Bieber. Today is her period and she is wearing extra absorbent sanitary pads. She didn’t want anyone to know. Well it’s not that obvious is it. Hehehehehe!

And the second picture is of Adela Hernandez, 48, who is from Cuba. Hernandez, a Cuban man who has dressed up as a female since childhood. He  served two years in prison in the 1980s for “dangerousness” after her own family denounced her sexuality. This month she made history by becoming the first known transgender person to hold public office in Cuba, winning election as a delegate to the municipal government of Caibarien in the central province of Villa Clara. There was a ban of pink clothing at the public office, and that has now been lifted. Now Adela can be let in.

Cuckoo : 6. The Wedding

Hello Funny One here. I’m going to talk about the last episode of cuckoo. Rachel and Cuckoo discover that their nude Thai ceremony on the beach wasn’t quite as official as they thought. In fact, they are not legally married. I was so excited to watch the last episode of cuckoo but was disappointed. It was ok but wasn’t as good as the other episodes. The other episodes were more funny. Also I don’t like Steve. Why would anyone hate Cuckoo? Anyways, Andy Samberg was good. He’s always though. The episode before, Connie sings was really funny and this was a bit of a let down. I did e-mail the BBC to ask when Cuckoo would be out on DVD and apparently there are no plans for it to be released. That’s shit. I don’t mind about the last episode but the other five were hilarious. Anyways, if you thought Andy was funny you should watch some of his movies like Hot Rod and I Love You, Man. He is so funny. Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.

Cuckoo : 5. Connie Sings

Hello, Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie “Hotel Transylvania” again. It wasn’t 3D though. The cinemas are cutting down on the showings. Andy Samberg is so funny. I love him singing.  Also The flying tables scene was funny. It was funny when Jonathan dives into the pool but Dracula drains the water then he moves a big jelly monster for Jonathan to fall into.

I watched Cuckoo last night. Self-appointed guru Cuckoo manages to motivate Lorna’s best friend Connie to leave Steve and pursue her childhood dream of becoming a singer.  it was so funny. It’s the Thompsons anniversary and Ken was planning to make a meal for him and Lorna. She forgets that is their anniversary and invites Connie and Steve to dinner. Cuckoo then invites himself to the dinner. Cuckoo tells them all he thinks houses should be free. Connie laughs at him. He asks her what her dream was and she tells him she wanted to be a singer, He then gets her to sing. “Connie, what are you, a swan?” So funny. “Now we can enjoy the rest of our meal together, except for Steve.” Cuckoo is so funny. After the meal Connie and Steve argue outside. Cuckoo is on the john and overhears them. “Never let anyone question your dreams. because without our dreams, what are we?” That is so true. Cuckoo can help me with my dreams. Anyways, Connie stays with them. Cuckoo helps her with her singing and it’s really annoying Ken. “I do like music and I’d like to protect it.” I love Cuckoos Tibetan guru hat.  I also loved the Gentlemen of Yale singing “Don’t You Want Me Baby.” So funny. Can’t get that out of my head. So funny when Connie is chanting names of singers she likes. “Sparkly potato of learning.” It was hilarious when they were singing in the street. “Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had given her an extra key.” A man wants her to sing in his restaurant. Connie and the owner sing “Relight My Fire” by Take That and they end up making out. Cuckoo was the only one to be excited by the performance.