The Big Day Arrives

Hello Funny One here. I didn’t do much of my rewrite today. My sister was on the laptop editing her video of her monologues. I helped her film them. I think I did ok at that. Anyways, I only did one page of my rewrite. Not good. I definitely want to do more tomorrow. But I did do another funny one cartoon. The big day arrives. We finally get inside the chocolate factory. Hope you like it. I’m going to watch the Godfather on DVD. I’ll finish here for tonight. I’ll be back with another funny one cartoon.

#111 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 11

Fool’s gold

Hello Funny One here. Yesterday I wrote that I’d tell you how the key lime pie was. It was great. I only wish there was more if it. I did have to use a lot of coloring for it though. Anyways, today I did more of my rewrite. I’m half way through chapter 11. I hope to do more tomorrow. I would love to talk about it. I wonder if anyone will want to read it? I hope so. Also today I did another funny one cartoon. You’d rather see silly pictures of celebrities? If you do there are some ones of Justin Bieber, Shia LaBeouf, Mark Wahlberg and some other celebrities on my blog. There are also more funny one cartoons. Well anyways, here is todays cartoon.

#108 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 8

Miss Loca has returned. Also the last ticket was a fake. I may still win a golden ticket. To find out, come back tomorrow. I’ll finish here for now.

Director Funny

Hello Funny One here. Today I filmed my sister doing some monologues. I don’t think I did too bad. My sister did great. She’s a mixture of Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet. I also did another funny one cartoon. I even drew my sister (Miss Loca) in it. She’s the one I filmed today. I hope you like it. Here it is.

#102 Funny One And The Chocolate Factory Part 2

So I didn’t win this time, but I still have my chocolate. Mmmmm chocolate. I don’t know why but right now I would really like to have a glass of red wine and some french fries. That would be great! Well anyways, I’ll finish here for now.

Movie Review – Welcome To The Punch

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie Welcome To The Punch. It’s about a former criminal, Jacob Sternwood (Mark Strong) He is forced to return to London from his Icelandic hideaway when his son is mixed up in a heist that had gone wrong. This gives detective Max Lewinsky (James McAvoy) one last chance at catching the man that he has always been after. As they face off, they start to discover a deeper conspiracy they both need to work out in order to survive… It’s a really good movie. The actors are really good. I thought the scene where Jacob finds his son was really well acted. Andrea Riseborough was good too. She doesn’t do cliché roles, she does different ones. I would give this movie 5 stars.

*****

Funny One On The Oscars

Hello Funny One here and I’m going to talk about the Oscars. Best film went to Argo. Haven’t seen it. I’ve only seen 3 of out of the 9 movies nominated for best picture. I thought Lincoln was going to win. Best director went to Ang Lee for Life of Pi. That a great movie too. Best actor went to Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln. I’m so glad that Daniel Day-Lewis won best actor. He deserved it. He’s the first actor to win three Oscars. I’m disappointed that Lincoln didn’t win more awards. Best actress went to Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook. I thought she would win. Best supporting actor went to Christoph Waltz for Django Unchained. He was really good in Django Unchained. It was very different to his role in Inglourious Basterds. He’s a really great actor. Best supporting actress went to Anne Hathaway for Les Misérables. It was obvious she was going to win. Best foreign language film went to Amour. The only film I saw that was nominated was No. Best animated feature film went to Brave. Boring. Best original screenplay went to Django Unchained by Quentin Tarantino. That script was amazing. I’d love to be in one of his movies. But who wouldn’t though? Best adapted screenplay went to Argo by Chris Terrio. Best original score went to Life Of Pi. It was a really good soundtrack. Best original song went to Skyfall by Adele. Not a bad song. Cinematography went to Life Of Pi. I can see why it won. Editing went to Argo. Production design went to Lincoln. Well two Oscars are better than none. But Lincoln deserved more though. Costume design went to Anna Karenina. Boring. Sound editing went to Zero Dark Thirty and Skyfall. I didn’t know that two could win. Sound mixing went to Les Misérables. The sound wasn’t that great. Special Visual Effects went to Life Of Pi. They were great special effects. Make-up and hair went to Les Misérables. Why? Short animation went to Paperman. Documentary short subject went to Inocente. Short film went to Curfew. Documentary went to Searching For Sugarman. I got that one right. Well anyways I’ll finish here for now.

Funny One 2012

Hello Funny One here. I thought I would just review some of my pictures from this year. I know I haven’t been on that long, just a few months.

This picture is of me and Andy Samberg in Hawaii. I just thought it would look funny if Andy was being the creep and sneaking up on me.

Goofy with beach boobs. There are no words for that.

Me at a rodeo. That would happen to me. Hehehehehe!

This picture is of me and Andy Samberg again. Captain Underpants is from Ohio. I just thought this would look really funny.

This is of me in a bath filled of cola. that would be pretty awesome. Sticky, but awesome.

This is me on Venus. My most like picture. 7 likes. I guess I didn’t do too bad with this picture then.

This is me on Neptune. I like the idea of drawing a picture all in blue. I thought it didn’t look too bad. What do you think?

This is one of my funny one cartoons. I know it’s a mad idea but one of my favorites.

Another one of my favorites. wouldn’t it be cool if you could send yourself by e-mail. I would only end up in the junk mail though. Hehehehehe!

This is probably my favorite picture. I wanted to get the lighting just right. I think it’s not bad.

Mitt Romney shooting big bird. I drew that one really quickly and don’t think it’s that bad.

A good fuck for good luck. I love this picture. My family love it too. My sister, Miss Loca said it’s one her favorite’s.

I just like to draw Andy Samberg. I love the episode with the cat. So funny!

This is what Andy Samberg would loo like as a character from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. Cool! He looks great!

I’m really happy with this picture of President Obama.

This is my favorite part of the funny one boat series.

This is of Andy Samberg in the movie Celeste And Jesse Forever. Andy was amazing in that movie.

Funny Blog

Hello Funny One here. I did a funny picture of Shia LaBeouf but I’m having a bit of a problem with my blog page. The picture won’t go up. Hopefully I’ll manage to put it on tomorrow. I’ve put it on again as I can’t put a new one on just now. Hopefully it’ll work tomorrow. Anyways I’ll finish here for now.

Funny One Watching Movies

Hello Funny One here.Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie “Celeste And Jesse Forever”. I’ll write more about that tomorrow. I did think Andy Samberg was amazing. He’s really talented. I’m not used to seeing him play serious though. In the evening I watched the Defender on DVD. That’s a great movie. Expendables is on TV right now. That’s another great movie. Anyways, I’m tired. I’ll watch the rest of the expendables then go to sleep. I’ll finish here for tonight.

A Butcher Who Likes Poetry

Hello Funny One here. It’s sad to hear about the death of Patrick Moore. My mom likes to watch the “Sky at night”, so she was upset by the news.  Before writing my blog I watched the Expendables movie on TV. It’s so good. I can’t wait to watch the second one again. Today I drew another funny one cartoon.

#35  I’m On A Boat Part 24

Joe Joe Cherenko, a Russian/Swedish rock star and Billy Adams, a butcher who likes poetry. Find out about the other two crazy men tomorrow. Anyways, I’ll finish here for tonight.

What are the Funniest Books?

Hello Funny One here. I just discovered the Bastarde books. Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette: On the Road in Real Rural France and Son of Serge Bastarde: Mayhem in the Antiques Markets of Rural France. The first book, Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette, John, who moves to France to start up as an antiques dealer, but he doesn’t count on meeting Serge Bastarde. The lovable rogue and brocanteur (secondhand goods dealer) offers to teach John the tricks of the trade in return for help in a series of corrupt schemes. As the pair travel through markets and farmhouses, they con hearty lunches from old peasants and get into scrapes with priceless collectibles. The book is filled with eccentric characters and unlikely adventures, this is a hilarious romp through the real rural France. The son of Serge Bastarde is about John’s unscrupulous yet affable partner in crime, Serge Bastarde, marries and moves to Martinique. But, like a bad penny, Serge returns, his personal life in ruins. What follows is a chaotic adventure which sees John being coerced into striking deals with the Romanian ‘mafia¡’, re-roofing a huge Basque house and getting trapped in a skip in the dead of night, while Serge rides an emotional roller coaster. Serge may be as fake as some of his antiques but, with John’s help, he eventually strikes gold in this laugh-out-loud romp. It makes me wonder if there are any other good funny books out there. I wouldn’t mind knowing. What are the funniest books? Well I love the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid series. So funny. Captain Underpants. George and Harold hypnotize their headteacher and accidentally create the greatest superhero in the history of their school — Captain Underpants! His real identity is so super secret that even HE doesn’t know who he is… but he’s fighting for truth, justice, and all things pre-shrunk and cottony!! Captain Underpants has wedgie-power on his side, and he’s coming your way! Super Diaper Baby is also super funny. A man is turned into a poo. I don’t know whats more funny than that? The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists is also a great book. It’s 1837, and the luxuriantly bearded Pirate Captain and his pirate crew, life on the high seas has gotten a little dull. They get bored and decide it’s time fort another adventure. A surprisingly successful boat raid leads them to the young Charles Darwin, in desperate need of their help. The pirates go to London in a bid to save the scientist from the evil machinations of an evil Bishop. I loved the movie. In the movie the Queen of England is in it instead of the evil bishop. Also another funny book is “The Twits” by Roald Dahl. Mr and Mrs Twit are extremely mean, so the Muggle-Wump monkeys and the Roly-Poly bird hatch a clever plan to give them just the horrifying surprise they deserve! J K Rowling’s new novel “The Casual Vacancy” is a dark comedy. I haven’t read it but I’ll be reading it soon. What are the funniest books? If anyone knows of any good humor books then I would love to know about them. Anyways, I thought as I’m writing about funny books I thought I would turn myself into a wimpy kid character. I also turned Andy Samberg into one too. Hehehehe!