What are the Funniest Books?

Hello Funny One here. I just discovered the Bastarde books. Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette: On the Road in Real Rural France and Son of Serge Bastarde: Mayhem in the Antiques Markets of Rural France. The first book, Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette, John, who moves to France to start up as an antiques dealer, but he doesn’t count on meeting Serge Bastarde. The lovable rogue and brocanteur (secondhand goods dealer) offers to teach John the tricks of the trade in return for help in a series of corrupt schemes. As the pair travel through markets and farmhouses, they con hearty lunches from old peasants and get into scrapes with priceless collectibles. The book is filled with eccentric characters and unlikely adventures, this is a hilarious romp through the real rural France. The son of Serge Bastarde is about John’s unscrupulous yet affable partner in crime, Serge Bastarde, marries and moves to Martinique. But, like a bad penny, Serge returns, his personal life in ruins. What follows is a chaotic adventure which sees John being coerced into striking deals with the Romanian ‘mafia¡’, re-roofing a huge Basque house and getting trapped in a skip in the dead of night, while Serge rides an emotional roller coaster. Serge may be as fake as some of his antiques but, with John’s help, he eventually strikes gold in this laugh-out-loud romp. It makes me wonder if there are any other good funny books out there. I wouldn’t mind knowing. What are the funniest books? Well I love the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid series. So funny. Captain Underpants. George and Harold hypnotize their headteacher and accidentally create the greatest superhero in the history of their school — Captain Underpants! His real identity is so super secret that even HE doesn’t know who he is… but he’s fighting for truth, justice, and all things pre-shrunk and cottony!! Captain Underpants has wedgie-power on his side, and he’s coming your way! Super Diaper Baby is also super funny. A man is turned into a poo. I don’t know whats more funny than that? The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists is also a great book. It’s 1837, and the luxuriantly bearded Pirate Captain and his pirate crew, life on the high seas has gotten a little dull. They get bored and decide it’s time fort another adventure. A surprisingly successful boat raid leads them to the young Charles Darwin, in desperate need of their help. The pirates go to London in a bid to save the scientist from the evil machinations of an evil Bishop. I loved the movie. In the movie the Queen of England is in it instead of the evil bishop. Also another funny book is “The Twits” by Roald Dahl. Mr and Mrs Twit are extremely mean, so the Muggle-Wump monkeys and the Roly-Poly bird hatch a clever plan to give them just the horrifying surprise they deserve! J K Rowling’s new novel “The Casual Vacancy” is a dark comedy. I haven’t read it but I’ll be reading it soon. What are the funniest books? If anyone knows of any good humor books then I would love to know about them. Anyways, I thought as I’m writing about funny books I thought I would turn myself into a wimpy kid character. I also turned Andy Samberg into one too. Hehehehe!

Funny One on V

Hello Funny One here. Today I have drawn another Funny One cartoon. It’s of me Drunk on Vodka in the Empire Cinema. I messed up the title of the picture at the bottom, I must have been on V. Anyways, I watched the movie “Casa de mi padre”. Will Ferrell, Diego Luna and Gael García Bernal are so funny in it. I loved the talking lion in it. I loved the scene where Diego Luna get shot and he falls to the ground but he’s still trying to have a drink was hilarious. Will Ferrell singing is so funny. It’s a really funny movie.  After that I watched the repeat of Cuckoo. It’s just too funny.  Anyways, I’ll leave it here.

#9 funny one on v

We Know All Your Secrets – Justin Bieber

Hello Funny One here. I had some problems with the computer yesterday so I couldn’t do my blog. There is another “We Know All Your Secrets” and it’s about Justin Bieber.

“We Know All Your Secrets”

Justin Bieber

On the first night of Justin Bieber’s world tour, he didn’t throw up once but threw up twice. After vomiting all over centre-stage, he blamed his digestive pyrotechnics on having drunk too much milk before the concert. Later the singer finally tweeted a reason for his vomiting, the explanation was a lame “Milk was a bad choice!” But we know the real reason for the vomiting. A unamed source claims that Justin Bieber is actually a girl and is pregnant. Also she doesn’t know who the father is.

I’ve also drawn two funny cartoons. One of me and the other is of Shia LaBeouf.

#1 alarm cock

#8 you’re no J Lo

Anyways, I’ll leave it here for now.

Cuckoo

Hello the Funny One is back. I’ve been watching “Cuckoo” again. I’ve wathed episode one three times. Andy Samberg is so funny. Cuckoo is a really likeable character. If he was real I would definately get on well with him. It was so funny when he said he wasn’t just him but that he was also everyone. I loved when he got woken up and he hist his father in law in the face. I also loved the scene where Cuckoo is mediating and he’s listening to whale music, his father in law walks in the room and Cuckoo tells him that he knew him in a previous life. He’s just so funny.  I could just watch Cuckoo non stop. I’d better leave it there. I can’t wait, there are five more episodes.

I drew another Funny One cartoon. Another crazy attempt at getting into America.

#7 Hot Ride

We Know All your Secrets – More Shia LaBeouf

Hello Funny One here. Tomorrow I’m going to London and won’t be able to do by blog until Friday. Anyways, I just watched “Cuckoo”.  Andy Samberg was so funny. He’s always funny though. He’s a comic genius. I would definitely love to work with him! I could be in a movie with him. One day.

Theres’ another “We know all your secrets.”

“We know all your secrets”

Shia LaBeouf

Did you know that even going to the dentist gives Shia a boner. It’s the sound of the dentist’s drill that does it for him. Some people get frightened, it just gets him excited.

And here’s another Funny One cartoon. Another failed attempt at getting to America.

#6 Return to sender

Captain Underpants Movie Exclusive

Hello Funny One here. There isn’t a “We know all your  secrets” today but there is the “Celebrity Exclusives”

“Celebrity Exclusives”

Captain Underpants Movie Exclusive

Jason Statham is to star in the new Captain Underpants movie. What did he have to say about it? “I thought it would be a great challenge and I would be an idiot to turn this down. I get to do my own stunts and the costume is cool.” He will play Mr. Krupp, the principal of Jerome Horwitz Elementary School who is also Captain Underpants.  In the first book, Mr. Krupp gets hypnotized by George and Harold for being so mean to them and becomes the superhero Captain Underpants. whenever someone snaps their fingers Mr. Krupp will turn into Captain Underpants and when water is poured on him he becomes Mr. Krupp again.

There’s another “Funny One” cartoon. Another attempt at getting to America.

#5 Funny One In The Deep End

We know all your secrets – Shia LaBeouf

Hello Funny One here. I’ve drawn another funny one cartoon and I’ve also got funny celebrity secrets too. “We know all your secrets” It’s celebrities funny and embarrassing secrets revealed. The first one is of Shia LaBeouf.

“We know all your secrets”

Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf gets boners whenever he hears saxophone music. It gets him really excited. Apparently  he listened to some saxophone music for his new movie so he could get a real boner for a scene in it. He must get real excited when he goes on Saturday Night Live, as the theme has saxophone music. There will be more celebrity secrets. And they’ll be plenty more of Shia LaBeouf.

Here’s another Funny One cartoon.

#4 Funny One: You’ve got mail

My Dear Pluto…

Hello – Funny One here. Today is Pluto. Is it a planet or not? It was a planet for 76 years until it was reclassified as a dwarf planet in 2006. It’s the farthest planet from the Sun and also the smallest planet. It’s atmosphere is composed of a thin layer of gas containing carbon monoxide, methane, and nitrogen. The atmospheric pressure has been estimated to be 1/700,000 compared with that of Earth. It’s the only planet to have been discovered in the Twentieth Century. Pluto has 5 moons. In Roman mythology, Pluto is the god of the underworld. I still think that Pluto is a planet. My picture is of me on Pluto which is now American.

I’ve drawn another “Funny One” cartoon.  Another attempt at getting into America. One Day I will return.

#3 “Funny One’s Gonna Fly Now”

Holy Neptune!

Hello Funny One here. Today’s planet is Neptune. It’s named after the Roman god of the sea. The picture is of me as a mermaid. It would be so cool to be a mermaid. Ok, back to the planet. It’s the eighth planet from the Sun in our solar system. It has 13 moons, Naiad, Thalassa, Despina, Galatea, Larisaa, Proteus, Triton, Nereid, Halimede, Sao, Laomedeia, Psamathe and Neso. It’s a gas planet so it doesn’t have a hard surface.

I’ve drawn another “Funny One Cartoon” today. I’m trying a boat instead on a plane. “Funny One Goes boating”

#2 Funny One Goes Boating

Up Uranus

Hello Funny One here. Today I drew Uranus. It’s the seventh smallest planet in the solar system and the seventh planet from the Sun. Uranus is mainly composed of ices and rock. It also has 27 moons. The other large planets have extremely hot cores, and radiate infrared radiation. Something made the core of Uranus cool down to the point that it doesn’t radiate much heat. The temperature of the cloud tops on Uranus can drop down to 49 K. It was the first planet discovered by telescope. It spins lying on its  side, like a barrel, this is possibly due to a large collision early in its formation.

I have also drawn a cartoon. I’ll hopefully be doing more, one every day of me trying to get into America. Today’s cartoon is called “Flight Plan”.

#1 Flight Plan

In the cartoon I’m trying to sneak into America in a suitcase. Someone who works there finds the unattended suitcase. He thinks there is a bomb in the suitcase so it gets blown up.