Hello Funny One here. I did more rewrite. I think I’ve finished my book now. I hope that it good and not shit. I’m going to make my family read it and see what they think. Hopefully I can get it published. I don’t know if anyone will read it. I hope they do.
#147 Funny Twits Part 5
Rodion has used my card to pay for the pizzas and now the Russians are having a party. What will happen next? Find out tomorrow. Well anyways I’ll finish here for now.
Hello Funny One here. I’ve drawn my 100th cartoon now. I hope they all haven’t been boring. Well before you see the new one, you can see the top 10. For the last three there are in joint place. I know, there are lots of them. Better make yourself a cup of tea. Well anyways, hope you like them.
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Here is the last part of the Ship Of Dreams. Hope you like it.
#100 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 24
Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 25
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Hello Funny One here. It was St Patrick’s day when I drew the Funny One cartoons. I’ve done 2 today. There’s some irish dancing in one of them. I hope you like them.
#86 Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 9
Titanic – Ship Of Dreams Part 10
You finally see the dress, we eat salmon, I give him a note – Make it count, Meet me at the clock, we go to steerage for the party, drink some beer, do some irish dancing, he tells me a joke – Why do cows wear bells. because their horns don’t work, then we make out. I hope you liked it. I think my family did. Anyways there will be another part tomorrow. I’ll finish here for now.
Hello Funny One here. Today I’ve decided to visit Canada in the funny one cartoon. It’s part 1, enjoy!
#56 Canadian Affair Part 1
In the cartoon I’ve been given a free holiday to Canada. Great! Who wouldn’t want a free holiday? Dudley Do-Right was supposed to meet me and take me to the surprise party. He forgot. Snidely Whiplash met with me instead. Where will he take me? To find out, come back tomorrow. I’ll finish here for now.
Hello Funny One here. Today’s cartoon I’ve visited Argentina. The Mambo Tango. Enjoy!
#52 Mambo Tango
I’m in a bar in Argentina. Instead of doing the mambo like the rest, me and the bar man do the tango. So we start a new craze, the mambo tango. But I just got the idea from Che Guevara. There was a farewell party for him and everyone was doing the mambo but Che danced the tango instead. So this is where the name Mambo Tango came from. His raft was then named their Mambo Tango. I’ll be visiting a new country tomorrow. I’ll finish here for tonight.
Hello Funny One here. I’ve just watched Walker, Texas Ranger on TV. It’s the Halloween episode with the devil worshippers. They’re so weird.
Today I went to the cinema to see the movie “Hotel Transylvania”. Dracula’s a father and has a hotel for monsters. Jonathan, A human goes there. He goes in disguise as Frankensteins cousin three times removed. (What does that even mean?) Jonathan and Dracula’s’ daughter Mavis meet and they like each other. Dracula doesn’t approve and has him leave. Andy Samberg has a great voice. I love it when he was singing in the movie. So funny! It’s like Lonely Island for kids. It was funny when the monsters were dancing at the party. I’ll definitely be seeing this movie again. Maybe in 3D. I give this movie 5 stars.
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Hello Funny One here. I watched Cuckoo last night, it was so funny. Ken is over the moon when he is picked to become a local councillor. Cuckoo is full of advice, as politics is his specialist subject, after all. Cuckoo looked so funny in Kens suit pants. There were so big on him. Ken and Cuckoo bond. Ken takes his painkiller for his back pain but Dillon gave him drugs instead. Cuckoo takes some of them and they have a wild night. Cuckoo gives Ken a massage . Cuckoo has magic hands. I wouldn’t say no to a massage from Cuckoo. Later they are dancing to music. I love Cuckoos dancing. They go online and buy concert tickets and a drum kit. Lorna and Rachel go to Connie’s for the evening. Rachel’s ex, Zeb is also there. Ken and Cuckoo go driving in the potato van. They go to the party that Dillon is at. It’s cringy when Zeb sings to Rachel. He’s disgusting! Why would anyone pick him over Cuckoo? After hearing him singing she has to leave. Who wouldn’t leave? It’s so funny when Ken falls through a glass table and then he gets up and cheers. It was also funny when he vomits all over Nina. I can’t wait for the next episode.
I e-mailed NBC to ask them for information about how I can audition for SNL. I would so love to be on SNL. That would be so cool! Anyways i’ll leave it here for now.
Hello Funny One here. Today I thought I might try to draw some greetings cards. I don’t know what the greetings cards are like in America but in Britain they’re all dull. Well I’ve just started drawing a card today. I also drew another picture for my blog. I’m doing some funny dancing. We all get negative voices in our head, don’t we? When you are young, you don’t care about what other people think but when you get older you care about what people think. “I should do this, that’s stupid.” Fuck what other people think. I used to have the negative voices but now I don’t. I just drew silly pictures of anything and didn’t worry about it looking perfect. By drawing a picture that isn’t perfect I can accept that I don’t have to try to make everything perfect. Sometimes things are better when they’re not perfect. If I’m happy with it, who cares what other people think. I don’t know if I’m making any sense at all but it made more sense in my head. Anyways, that helps me.
Hello, Funny One Here. Today’s state is Louisiana. There’s the Gators and Friends Alligator Park was started to increase awareness among the public about the different types of animals, their habitat, lifestyle, and survival techniques. You’ll find everything from Alligators to Zebras. There are also Cajun Critters Swamp Tour is a two-hour tour that is narrated by captain with Cajun legend and lore. Why not take a ride on the wild side. It sound like fun. It was also seen on the Oprah show. There’s the Yogie and Friends Exotic Cat Sanctuary is opened to the public on a limited basis to reduce any stress on the animals. Most of their cats have come to them from cruel conditions and they do not want to add any more stress to their lives. Opening to the public on a limited, educational basis gives them a way to financially support the animals. Not only do they provide them with a safe and permanent home, they provide them with regular vet care and attend to any medical needs. Some of these cats came from really horrible conditions and have ongoing medical issues. http://www.yogieandfriends.org/new/ The Global Wildlife Center is where threatened and endangered wildlife, from around the world, live and thrive in a free-roaming natural environment. Get ready for a wild adventure! It’s the largest totally free-roaming wildlife preserve in America! They have over 4,000 exotic, endangered, and threatened animals from all over the world.
I drew three pictures for it. I’m at Cafe Degas. It’s a French bistro in New Orleans that is dedicated to the artist who was over there for a while. It looks good. I’d have the cheese selection. Mmmm cheese. http://www.cafedegas.com/ I’ll stick with food. There are some restaurants I wouldn’t mind going to. Paul’s Louisiana Kitchen is based on the designs of the original 1834 structure. It has more than 200 dining guests. There are seasonal balcony dining, spacious dining rooms on both the first and second floors and a relaxed climate-controlled courtyard for dining al fresco. http://www.chefpaul.com/kpaul The Ruffino’s Italian Restaurant, What do you get when you combine the talents of a former LSU lineman and a New Orleans-born Italian chef? Delicious Italian food. They even have my favorite wine, Chianti. Mmmmm Chianti. The menu looks amazing. They have la caprese salad, tomato vodka cream pasta, alfredo sauce pasta, sorbet, tiramisu and crème brûlée. http://www.ruffinosrestaurant.com, The Little Village started with a raid. Back in 1945, a young entrepreneur, Vince Distefano was running a card game called Georgia Skin out of a leased building on Florida Boulevard. The men played for horses. Vince’s wife, Stephanie, made good tips cooking for the crowd. There was a surprise morning visit from a local sheriff and the entire inhabitants including the Distefanos were hauled off to jail. The sheriff was not above the occasional “unofficial” visit the Distefano establishment and offered some sage advice, Get out of town – at least outside the city limits. So the family bought a wooded seven-acre fishing camp on Airline Highway from the Catholic Church and built a new place beyond the long arm of the law. As the games’ participants grew and the cars parked out front increased, travelers often mistook the building for a restaurant. Eventually, the Distefanos decided they might as well feed all those hungry motorists and The Village restaurant was born. http://www.littlevillagebr.com/ The Snug Harbor Jazz Bistro has provided the best in live jazz & great regional cooking at reasonable prices for over 30 years. It’s located in three rooms of a renovated 1800’s storefront located in the Faubourg Mariginy, just outside the French Quarter. They have a dining room, a bar, and a music room. they also have Chianti. They also have salmon and tuna. Mmmm salmon and tuna.
Winnfield is considered the birthplace of politics and is home of the Louisiana Political Museum & Hall of Fame. It’s also the birthplace of three Louisiana Governors, Huey P. Long, Earl K. Long, and O.K. Allen. http://www.lapoliticalmuseum.com/ There’s the Abita Mystery House is Louisiana’s Most Eccentric Attraction. You’ll see handmade folk art animated scenes of Southern life by Louisiana inventor and artist, John Preble. There are over 50,000 found and recycled objects, there’s a Mardi Gras parade, a New Orleans jazz funeral, a rhythm and blues dance hall, a haunted Southern plantation and much more interesting things! Don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and an open mind. Sounds like fun. http://abitamysteryhouse.com/ They have a Mardi Gras festival in New Oreans. I drew myself at the festival. I’m wearing a peacock style bikini. It would be difficult to sit down in it as it has a big tail. There is also the Baton Rouge Blues Festival is one of the oldest blues festivals in America. This free festival offers a full range of popular southern cuisine. Go and relax in Baton Rouge for the weekend.
Hello, Funny One here. I was supposed to be going out to see the movie Spiderman, but as life is shit, something happened and we couldn’t go. I just stayed in and drew some pictures.
Today’s state is Washington. I always thought Washington D.C. was in Washington, but it’s not. It’s not even in a state, it’s between the states of Maryland and Virginia. The picture I drew is of me at a party at the Space Needle. The good thing about having a party up there is you won’t disturb anyone with the noise!
What is there to do in Washington apart from discover that the White House isn’t there?!? Well, there is there is the Space Needle, of course. Tourists will love to ride the ducks! The hilarious, coast guard-ceritified maritimecaptains will take you on an adventure tour of Seattle and they will also narrate information, dance to the music and quack you up with some jokes and comedy. Then splash into the water to cruise on the lake and view the Seattle skyline.
Nature lovers will adore Mount Rainier National Park, and if you like the water, you could go to the Annual Seattle Boat Show. If, like me, you love ice cream, then you’ll want to go to Molly’s Moon’s Homemade Ice Cream Shop. The flavors there sound delicious! Everyone should go to Red Mill burgers in Seattle. They have meat and vegetarian burgers. Yum!
Why not visit Poulsbo? Poulsbo has a long history as a destination for immigrants from Norway and Finland. It maintains its Scandinavian theme with its shops and restaurants. If you want a great Washington vacation destination with a Western flair then visit Winthrop. If you love wolves, then you’ll want to see the Wolf Haven International. I wouldn’t mind going.
Go to the Olympic Game Farm and you’ll see many different animals. If you want to know more about the history and cultural then you can visit Yakama Nation Museum and Cultural Heritage. Or you can step back in time with a visit to the Chehalis-Centralia Railroad museum and railroad. Some interesting museums to visit are the Future of Flight Aviation Center & Boeing Tour, the Naval Undersea Museum, The Museum of Glass and the Whale Museum. You’ll have a whale of a time! The Museum of Flight looks cool, it’s one of the largest air and space museums in the world. Cool! I’m on the next flight over (no pun intended!) I wouldn’t mind going to the Seattle Metropolitan Police Museum. It’s the largest police museum in the western U.S. However, One place I have to go to is the Savor Seattle Food Tour. The Chocolate Indulgent Tour looks good, too. Mmmmmm chocolate. I’ll leave it there. I’m hungry, I’ll go look for some chocolate!
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