Escape Plan

Hello Funny One here. As it’s prisoners week I’ve drawn another prison picture. It’s of the funny one in a prison like the one in “escape plan”. It’s a brilliant movie. I saw it four times! I loved Arnie’s rant in german. So funny! It’s so cool when Arnie uses the machine gun at the end of the movie. I can’t wait for it to be released on DVD.

I’ll be saying the prayer again tonight.

The Prisoners Week Prayer

Lord, you offer freedom to all people.
We pray for those who are held in prison.
Break the bonds of fear and isolation that exist.
Support with your love: prisoners, their families and friends,
prison staff, chaplains and all who care.
Heal those who have been wounded by the activities of others,
especially the victims of crime.
Help us to forgive one another, to act justly, to love mercy,
and walk humbly together with Christ
in his strength and in his Spirit,
now and every day.
Amen.

I care about someone in prison. I would love to visit him but that’s not possible, I’m in Britain and he’s not. I’ve never been to a prison to visit anyone. That would be weird. I did write to him though. But I would like to visit him in prison but I’d rather he was free.

Prisoners Week

Hello Funny One back. I needed some time off. Anyways, It’s prisoners week in Britain. This Prisons Week is to pray for all those that are affected by prison and who carry the heavy burdens of responsibility or loss, that they might turn to the Lord and find restoration and wholeness in him.

There’s a websites for it.

Home

http://www.prisonfellowship.org.uk/prisons-week-2013/
http://www.prisonersweekscotland.org.uk/

“Remember those who are in prison, as though you were in prison with them.”
Hebrews 13:3

The Prisoners Week Prayer

Lord, you offer freedom to all people.
We pray for those who are held in prison.
Break the bonds of fear and isolation that exist.
Support with your love: prisoners, their families and friends,
prison staff, chaplains and all who care.
Heal those who have been wounded by the activities of others,
especially the victims of crime.
Help us to forgive one another, to act justly, to love mercy,
and walk humbly together with Christ
in his strength and in his Spirit,
now and every day.
Amen.

It may be for just the British prisons but I want to say the prayer for all prisons in the world.

I care about someone in prison. I don’t like to think of him locked up when he’s innocent. He didn’t do anything. When people say bad things about him, it hurts. I wish I could let him know that there are some people thinking of him and that he’s not be forgotten. I’m praying for him everyday.

Lost In The Post

Hello Funny One here with a new cartoon. Miss Loca is in this one. I don’t know if it’s funny or not. Anyways, here it is.

#232 Lost In The Post

I’ve sent Miss Loca a letter but she didn’t get it. I used Royal Mail. That explains it. Hehehe!

Movie Review – Welcome To The Punch

Hello Funny One here. Today I went to the cinema with my sister to see the movie Welcome To The Punch. It’s about a former criminal, Jacob Sternwood (Mark Strong) He is forced to return to London from his Icelandic hideaway when his son is mixed up in a heist that had gone wrong. This gives detective Max Lewinsky (James McAvoy) one last chance at catching the man that he has always been after. As they face off, they start to discover a deeper conspiracy they both need to work out in order to survive… It’s a really good movie. The actors are really good. I thought the scene where Jacob finds his son was really well acted. Andrea Riseborough was good too. She doesn’t do cliché roles, she does different ones. I would give this movie 5 stars.

*****

Super Bowl Champions XLVII

Hello Funny One here. I watched the first half of the game and watched the repeat in the morning. It was awesome! Sports in britain isn’t as cool as it is in American. In Europe the sports stars think they are too good to speak to the fans. Anyways I thought the game was great, I’d love to be able to go to a super bowl game. Maybe one day I will. I have drawn a picture of one of the Ravens players with the trophy. Anyways, I hope you like it. I think I may draw some more picture of the super bowl. I didn’t have time to draw more today. Well anyways I’ll finish here for tonight.

Day 3 On The Ship

Hello Funny One here. Today me and my sister (Miss Loca) went to the Christmas market.  We were eating some Greek pastry and had some hot chocolate. We meet an Italian man. We talked with him for a bit. He is visiting Britain, he’s from Sicily. He asked our names. He thought I said my name was Cindy. My names not Cindy.

#31  I’m On A Boat Part 20

Johnny has the list of everyone on the boat  (who bought a ticket), The flying CD’s are made to kill. Who to kill? Who are the crazy men? Why a Justin Bieber CD? Find out more tomorrow. I’ll finish here for now.

Movie Review – Skyfall

Hello Funny One here. I didn’t have time today to do the Funny One cartoon. I’ll do it tomorrow. Anyways, Today me and my sister went to the cinema to see the movie “Skyfall”.  Bond’s mission is to get back a computer drive that has a list of British agents. He goes after the man and  Eve, an agent sent to assist Bond has them anciently shoots Bond. He falls into the river and is believed to be dead. A few months later,  M is she has to retire but she refuses to leave till the matter is resolved. as she returns to HQ to work on it, there’s an explosion. Bond returns, he hadn’t died, he was in hiding. He eventually learns that the man who has the computer drive, is someone from M’s past and who has it in for her. I thought the movie was great! Javier Bardem was great. It was so funny the scene where he feels James bonds thighs. Daniel Craig  and Judi Dench were great as well. I think everyone should see this movie. I think Javier Bardem should win an oscar for his performance in it. Anyways I give this movie 5 stars.

*****

What are the Funniest Books?

Hello Funny One here. I just discovered the Bastarde books. Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette: On the Road in Real Rural France and Son of Serge Bastarde: Mayhem in the Antiques Markets of Rural France. The first book, Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette, John, who moves to France to start up as an antiques dealer, but he doesn’t count on meeting Serge Bastarde. The lovable rogue and brocanteur (secondhand goods dealer) offers to teach John the tricks of the trade in return for help in a series of corrupt schemes. As the pair travel through markets and farmhouses, they con hearty lunches from old peasants and get into scrapes with priceless collectibles. The book is filled with eccentric characters and unlikely adventures, this is a hilarious romp through the real rural France. The son of Serge Bastarde is about John’s unscrupulous yet affable partner in crime, Serge Bastarde, marries and moves to Martinique. But, like a bad penny, Serge returns, his personal life in ruins. What follows is a chaotic adventure which sees John being coerced into striking deals with the Romanian ‘mafia¡’, re-roofing a huge Basque house and getting trapped in a skip in the dead of night, while Serge rides an emotional roller coaster. Serge may be as fake as some of his antiques but, with John’s help, he eventually strikes gold in this laugh-out-loud romp. It makes me wonder if there are any other good funny books out there. I wouldn’t mind knowing. What are the funniest books? Well I love the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid series. So funny. Captain Underpants. George and Harold hypnotize their headteacher and accidentally create the greatest superhero in the history of their school — Captain Underpants! His real identity is so super secret that even HE doesn’t know who he is… but he’s fighting for truth, justice, and all things pre-shrunk and cottony!! Captain Underpants has wedgie-power on his side, and he’s coming your way! Super Diaper Baby is also super funny. A man is turned into a poo. I don’t know whats more funny than that? The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists is also a great book. It’s 1837, and the luxuriantly bearded Pirate Captain and his pirate crew, life on the high seas has gotten a little dull. They get bored and decide it’s time fort another adventure. A surprisingly successful boat raid leads them to the young Charles Darwin, in desperate need of their help. The pirates go to London in a bid to save the scientist from the evil machinations of an evil Bishop. I loved the movie. In the movie the Queen of England is in it instead of the evil bishop. Also another funny book is “The Twits” by Roald Dahl. Mr and Mrs Twit are extremely mean, so the Muggle-Wump monkeys and the Roly-Poly bird hatch a clever plan to give them just the horrifying surprise they deserve! J K Rowling’s new novel “The Casual Vacancy” is a dark comedy. I haven’t read it but I’ll be reading it soon. What are the funniest books? If anyone knows of any good humor books then I would love to know about them. Anyways, I thought as I’m writing about funny books I thought I would turn myself into a wimpy kid character. I also turned Andy Samberg into one too. Hehehehe!

Holy Neptune!

Hello Funny One here. Today’s planet is Neptune. It’s named after the Roman god of the sea. The picture is of me as a mermaid. It would be so cool to be a mermaid. Ok, back to the planet. It’s the eighth planet from the Sun in our solar system. It has 13 moons, Naiad, Thalassa, Despina, Galatea, Larisaa, Proteus, Triton, Nereid, Halimede, Sao, Laomedeia, Psamathe and Neso. It’s a gas planet so it doesn’t have a hard surface.

I’ve drawn another “Funny One Cartoon” today. I’m trying a boat instead on a plane. “Funny One Goes boating”

#2 Funny One Goes Boating

Funny One Dancing

Hello Funny One here. Today I thought I might try to draw some greetings cards. I don’t know what the greetings cards are like in America but in Britain they’re all dull. Well I’ve just started drawing a card today. I also drew another picture for my blog. I’m doing some funny dancing. We all get negative voices in our head, don’t we? When you are young, you don’t care about what other people think but when you get older you care about what people think. “I should do this, that’s stupid.” Fuck what other people think. I used to have the negative voices but now I don’t. I just drew silly pictures of anything and didn’t worry about it looking perfect. By drawing a picture that isn’t perfect I can accept that I don’t have to try to make everything perfect. Sometimes things are better when they’re not perfect. If I’m happy with it, who cares what other people think. I don’t know if I’m making any sense at all but it made more sense in my head. Anyways, that helps me.